Love SMS Messages - If I die and

What is a soulmate?

It''s like a best friend but more.

It''s that one person that knows u better than anyone else.

Someone who makes you a better person, actually..they don''t make u a better person, u do that yourself. They inspire you.


A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

The person who knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did.

Or when no one else would.

And no matter what happens, you will always love them. And nothing could ever change that.

Funny SMS Messages - be izzati no 1

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,

pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,

shama boli...

parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,

mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,

khoon na karti to kya karti,


bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Funny SMS Messages - mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - hum aur aap

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?

=

Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!

=


Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?

=

Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!

=

Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,

=

Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

Naughty SMS Messages - LONELY NIGHT

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:

Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:

Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:


OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch

.

.

NAKED

Sad SMS Messages - Usey Kehna K Mere Marny

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya
ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya
woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha
jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya
ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the
baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya
thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana
uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya
dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan
onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Love SMS Messages - Far away from

I''m Not Begging You To Love Me.

I''m Not Really Even Asking You To.

But Isn''t It Alright If I Cherish That Hope In My Heart ?

If I Just Dream Of Holding Your Hand It Will Hurt Me And Not You.

I''ll Try To Keep My Eyes From Shining When They See You And


I Promise Not To Smile A Special Smile When You Say Hello.

But Please...

Don''t Ask Me

Not To Love You.

Funny SMS Messages - What Is The Moral Of Movie

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Funny SMS Messages - Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

NEW STORY

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?

Larka bola jo tm kaho.

Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.

Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.

30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k


ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P

Funny SMS Messages - Wot u see as truth

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,


High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Girl’s father: “main nahin

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Love SMS Messages - if tears Colud

Hath baloon main phairay to main so jaun ga.

Koi kissa wo sunaye to main so jaun ga.

Us se kehna k mujay neend ai ati.

Apni bahoon main sulaye to main so jaun ga.

Meri palkon per sajay hain kaye ratoon k diay .

Koi palkoon se bujaye to main so jaun ga .

Akhri sans mjay moka de de zara .

Bad ki Bad main daikhain gay us se kaho.

Aj ki raat aa jaye to main so jaun ga.

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: BUS aur LADKI

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn

Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya

or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?

.

1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :

Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Jis Terha ek Machhar Maarne Se App

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - Bahu: Maan ji,

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..

So The Tittle Song Like This...

Pinjre Main Bithake,

Patton Se Saja Ke,

Kutton Se Bacha Ke,

Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...

Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...


Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...

Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Love SMS Messages - you will forget

What I Enjoy Is Your Company, Being Near You, Being Togather.

What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.

I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U

Love SMS Messages - All love at firs

Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain,

koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain,

4 din ki chandani ka kya karna,

Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain,

Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain,


Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...!

Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain,

Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye,

Matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain.......

Funny SMS Messages - Lux Sunsilk

News reporter:

KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Funny SMS Messages - MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME

MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME

MUSHARRAF''s

ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye

"APNO SE JANG

GERON K SANG".

Salary:

10,000

Medical:

Free

Home Rent:

Free

Commision:

1 Mulla Maarne Per

500 RS.

+

MEDIL

+

USA Tour

+


Group Photo

With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?

Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.

Opportunity Never Come Back...

Hurry UP....

Funny SMS Messages - ''Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ** Breaking News **

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - teri dosti teri wafa

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.

True friends give us right direction.

True friends always shine like moon.

True friends are the greatest boon The like friend Rahish

Love SMS Messages - Main tod leta agar

You’re There For Me When I’m Lost

You’re There For Me At Every Cost

You’re There For Me Through Snow And Rain

You’re There For Me When I’m In Pain


You’re There For Me To Heal My Cut

You’re There For Me No Matter What

You’re There For Me Like An Angel From Above

To Watch Over Me And Teach Me How To Love

Love SMS Messages - Jab Aapka Naam

Man Askd God: What''s LOVE . . .? ? ?

GOD Said: Go To The Garden & Get The Most Beautiful Flower.

Man Returned Empty Handed & Told Tht: I Found The Most Beautiful Flower But I Ket Walking In Hope Of A Better One And Then I Realised I Ignored The Best One. I Went Back But Could Not Find It There. . .

GOd Said: This Is LOVE . . .! ! !

U Don''t Value It When u Have It

But

Repent When U Lose It. . .

So Never Let Ur Love Go . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''

You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care

For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See

Friendship SMS Messages - Frendship is nt da

Mustakil is jahan main tum bhi nahin.

Mustakil is jahan main hum bhi nahin.

Na musarrat hi mustakil hai yahan.


Mustakil is jahan main Ghum bhi nahin.

Phir adawat hi mustakil hi kyoun ho.

Aao kuch is tarha na ker dekhen.

In andheron main roshni ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Aao Dosti ker lain.

Funny SMS Messages - Wh8 d Hell !!

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - FUTURE ABC AND ZUBAIDA AAPA

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,


"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Malkin:Tum saFaI

A brand new love story......

In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush

Condoleezza Rize

Tony Blair


Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..

Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..

Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Funny SMS Messages - ''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Sawan ki thadi raton m

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all

those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Funny SMS Messages - ''Heer: Main

Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .

Funny SMS Messages - Things In

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Friendship SMS Messages - FRIEND in different languages…

PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,

Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,

Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,

Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,

Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,

Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - I want to update my facebook status

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget

that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every


falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - May God give u

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.

2. Faraz death


3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.

4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.

5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.

6. Marriot blast.

7. China launched space shuttle.

8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!