Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..
Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..
Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..
Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?
Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!
Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"
1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.
2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...
Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...
Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...
Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...
Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...
Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...
Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...
Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...
Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...
Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...
Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...
DoctOr: 300 rupay
Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..
Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?
Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,
aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,
par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,
is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,
par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi"
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.cell in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!
U r a perfect student ;-)
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.
Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga
"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
"LARKIYAN"
Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain
Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain
ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain
Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain
Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,
Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,
Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,
Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,
Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,
Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,
Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,
KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,
Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,
Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,
Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!
jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!
Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
are U 18 Years Old?
if
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NADRA
National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan
Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...
as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...
Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
1. What Is Sacred ?
2. Of What Is The Spirit Made Off ?
3. What Is Worth Living For ?
4. What Is Worth Dying For ?
The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .
Only LOVE
The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .
Only LOVE
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai
1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22
2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it
3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions
4.Guns function normal everyday
5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it
6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...
-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.
- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..
- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..
- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
apni aghoosh main
rhe the,
.
namak kam lga...
.
1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
.
Sb baithe rahe...
.
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)
