Sad SMS Messages - UMEED!!

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Funny SMS Messages - Mumbai may ghareb

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar

Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - are you kidding mama

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.

I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and

new email ID when i get is there.

Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the

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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN

Love SMS Messages - If You Cant Get

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Funny SMS Messages - Special prayer jst 4 u...

Beemar shohar:

MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..

Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,

''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,


Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Funny SMS Messages - pathanon ne eid k baad

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,


Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Manzil bhi us ki thi,Rasta bhi us ka tha

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar selected a short girl to marry

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Friendship SMS Messages - Muskurana hi Khushi

Honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho….

Honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho….
mjhko apny nazdik kbi bula kr dekho…..

mai ny suna hy lazat e lab chomnay sy nasha charta hy…..
aa0 phr kisi shab mje ye jaam pila kar dekho…..

kitni muztrib hr raat guzarti hy tm kia jano
kbi jismo ma lagi aag honton sy jala kar dekho…..

pyas bi bhuj jaey gi arman bi sabi hongy pory……
bs ek raat mjhy apny pas sula kar dekho……

honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho…..?

Funny SMS Messages - Santa: Why Do

A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."


God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Friendship SMS Messages - yun rooth jana acha

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Love SMS Messages - losing your first

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - Ive got ur bak

The Greatest Mistake In Love Is Trying To Possess It

It’ll Spill Out OF Hand Just Like Water

Love Will Retrive From You If You Demand, If You Expect

Love Is Meant To Be Free, You Cannot Change Its Nature

If There Are People You Love, Allow Then To Be Free Beings.

Give, But Don’t Expect.

Advice, But Don’t Order

Ask, Never Demand . . .

Funny SMS Messages - How Come The Dove

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Funny SMS Messages - A golden message for youngsters....

Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.

Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar To His Friend

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aisa DOSTANA hamara

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Funny SMS Messages - Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?

A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?

A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?

A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?

A. Shadi... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Friendship SMS Messages - F R I E N S H I P Is Like Smell

NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,

MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,

DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,


AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,

RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,

AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,

AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"

Funny SMS Messages - Election Fever. . .

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Funny SMS Messages - Baray-e-Meherbani

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota

raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Janaza Mera

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,

Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,

younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,

Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,

Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,


Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Funny SMS Messages - Aik bachcha apni

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - *GRP MSG * &%# &^$

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.


Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - people change wd time=P

Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.

Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->

Love SMS Messages - WOH MUJH SEY

WOH MUJH SEY

WOH MUJH SEY YEH NAHIN KEHTA USEY MUJH SEY MOHABBAT HAI

MAGER WOH AAJ KAL AIK JANOON KI ZID MAIN REHTA HAI

AJAB AIK BEKHUDI HAI, JO USEY BECHAIN RAKHTI HAI

WOH MUJH SEY BAAT KARTA HAI....

BOHAT HI AAM SI, MOSAM KI,


LOGON KI MEHAZ DUNIYA KI RASMMI SI

SAMJHTA HAI MAIN US KI AAM SI BATON KO BUSS "YUNHI" SAMJHTI HOON

WOH JAB TUK PAA NAHIN LETA SAMJH NAHIN LETA,

JAB TUK...!!! K MAIN BHI GAMZAN HOON KHAMOSHI SE US K RAASTEY PER

MAIN BHI JAGTI HOON...SOCHTI HOON RAAT BHER US KO

MAGER US SEY NAHIN KEHTI...!!! "MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"

Funny SMS Messages - OUR FRNDSHP MEANZ

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......

yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....

tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....

teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....