Funny SMS Messages - sms of the year 2009

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Why Is The Mind

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - By All Means Marry

EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha

Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “

Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di

Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy

10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui


Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - The Biggest Similarity

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,

Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Funny SMS Messages - Next Ik Month Tak

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Funny SMS Messages - Two rules u need to follow in life..

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

Funny SMS Messages - sania mirza aur shoiab malik

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.

Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.

Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.

Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.

Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.

Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr

03216307893

Ziada easy load krwata hay.


Best of luck... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1st Frnd :

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Ek waqt tha Aap

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Love SMS Messages - Rangat teri zulfo

She : I Love You ,, More Than anything

He : I Love You Too Honey ,, But Im Sorry To Tell You .. Its Not more Than anything!!

She : what Do You Mean ??

He : I Love another Girl More Than anything


She : ( started to cry ) who is she ?????

...He : She is a Baby Girl whos call (you ) My Mother

Love SMS Messages - Heart Is Not A Dustbin

apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,

gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,

in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,

mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,

apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,

ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,

unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye jana ,

main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - COURT ORDER U R Accused Of

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and

fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Funny SMS Messages - Funny

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,


ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - ''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai... dost

PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI


Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..

SHUKRIA... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - eid wale din roza rakhe wo shaitan hy

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the

thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter

Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office


window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - =|

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:

Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:

Sath wale ground me.

Ajeeb namaz thi,

na sajda,


na rukoo,

aur

Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:

Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:

Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

Funny SMS Messages - Food for thought:

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: So sweet!

Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.


Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:

.

Tution parhne k liye..

Love SMS Messages - Never Try Ti Examine

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Love SMS Messages - What''s Love

To love means to feel..to desire..to miss..to hope..

to cry and to laugh..to learn how to forgive..

to love means to live and to feel alive.

To love means to give life to all your feelings, to give meaning to all your dreams.

To love means to see yourself from inside... to feel the depth of your existence.

To love means to appreciate the worth of purity and to admire the brilliance of simplicity.

Funny SMS Messages - kanjoos ashiq

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi


"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......

2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?

1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye

jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone

H''band "how do u know"?

Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...

Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?

Boy:bilkul nhi...


Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

Funny SMS Messages - ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...

kuch duur chalte hi..

raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...


baal banati woh..

khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

kuch duur chalte hi..

raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...

baal banati woh..

khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

Funny SMS Messages - pathan 7 t.v

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Friendship SMS Messages - aap ki dosti ka

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Main 1 sms hoon

Find ur Japanese Name:

Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka

B=tu


C=mi

D=te

E=ku

F=lu

G=ji

H=ri

I=ki

J=zu

K=me

L=ta


M=rin

N=to

O=mo

P=no

Q=ke

R=shi

S=ari

T=chi

U=do

V=ru


W=mei

X=na

Y=fu

Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

Funny SMS Messages - agar 03343004071

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Funny SMS Messages - Must Help Me

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Funny SMS Messages - Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Funny SMS Messages - aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!

Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!

jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!

Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)

Funny SMS Messages - so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???

Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?

Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...

-4 crore retired.

-2 Crore in State Govt.

-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)

-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)


-2 crore are under 5 yrs.

-3 crore are unemployed.

-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.

-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.

- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..

- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..

- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....

Friendship SMS Messages - A friend loves you

Our friendship is so beautiful to me.

Like a bird, it flies free.

It shines brightly like the sun.

Whoever knew friendship was so fun?

It lifts us up, never lets us down.


Never ever does it make us frown.

Our friendship makes us blessed.

It is definitely the best!

Love SMS Messages - Kisi ne bhee apni

I''m sorry if I have caused you pain,

and much more pain that i might have

and could have caused her...

I''m sorry for my fragility

--that must have been a great burden to you...

I''m sorry for making you feel worried about me,

when I FIRMLY believe you''re not supposed to.

I''m sorry to have


a part of my brain and my heart

believe that there was a "slight" truth when you told me

you love me..

I''m sorry...

I love you...

Funny SMS Messages - It''s the sweetest

Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason

Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?

No

Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??

NO

Real Reason

Guess. . .

Wild Guess. . .

Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..

So The Tittle Song Like This...

Pinjre Main Bithake,

Patton Se Saja Ke,

Kutton Se Bacha Ke,

Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...


Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...

Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Love SMS Messages - teri kami b hai t

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...