Funny SMS Messages - Sardar wife

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget


that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every

falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - Saare Gawahon

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Recently Fired

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??


BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - wishing u 12 months

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya


Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Funny SMS Messages - =|

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Funny SMS Messages - akshay kumars wife not a big star

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P

Funny SMS Messages - 9876543210

Teacher:

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:

Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:


Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,

Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,

Bijli Nai Thi,

Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

Funny SMS Messages - dhoni yaha bhi hai

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar

Se Ja Raha Tha,


Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)


2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)


2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly


6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - never say i failed 1000 times

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Love SMS Messages - Gham me hasne walo

REAL BEAUTY

Do not judge by color of eyes

but judge by innocence in the eyes

Do not judge by lipstick worn on the lips

but judge by truth spoken by lips

Do not judge by complexion of hands


but judge by workdone by those hands

Do not judge by golden anklet worn on feet

but judge by the brave steps taken by the feet

Do not judge by height,weigh or any physical part

but judge by purity of heart!

Funny SMS Messages - Golden Words.:

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi


Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Sad SMS Messages - kitny anmool hoty hain ya mohabbt k risty b

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

Love SMS Messages - TaLk 2 me wHe

Don''t find love, let love find you.

That''s why it''s called falling in love


because you don''t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Once you accept someone for who and what

they really are, they will surprise you

by being better than you ever expected.

LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all

his/her strength and weaknesses.

Funny SMS Messages - Is SMS ko bht

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli

pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close

2 Our Heart,

Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close

2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read

Love SMS Messages - The Heart Is The

What is a soulmate?

It''s like a best friend but more.

It''s that one person that knows u better than anyone else.

Someone who makes you a better person, actually..they don''t make u a better person, u do that yourself. They inspire you.

A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

The person who knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did.

Or when no one else would.

And no matter what happens, you will always love them. And nothing could ever change that.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,


maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Love SMS Messages - If you truly lov

Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai

Funny SMS Messages - New Song

6 truths of life:-

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Funny SMS Messages - Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

"students Vs teacherz"..

.


.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.


Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - Ek shareef admi

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha

1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi

Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi

Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

Funny SMS Messages - Apun tera dost,

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?


Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Ik adme chupkay say

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD

Hello Janu

chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI

Hello Janu


Kahan ho Tum ??

Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE

Hello Janu

aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI

Hello Janu

what a Fantastic Mosam

Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR


Hello Janu

Kahan ho Tum ??

abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy

Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter

reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which


has done only 30000 kms

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aaj, kal, harpa

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the

thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter


Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - aj me bohat udas hon

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Friendship SMS Messages - Friend ship is like a

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Sad SMS Messages - Ho Gayi Dil Ko Teri Yaad Se Ik Nisbat_e_Khaas Mohsin..

Kabhi shikaston ka dukh uthaye to us say pochon,
Woh meri manind toot jaye to us say pochon,
Usey bhi koi sitara manzil say door kar day,
Usey bhi koi rasta nazer na aey to us say pochon,
Safer main woh bhi kisi karey imtihan say guzrey,
Usay bhi koi yun azmaye to us say pochon,
Meri tarhan din charhey woh bhi soye salik,
Usey bhi raat bher neend na aye to us say pochon.

Funny SMS Messages - bvap nay pichlay sa

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Funny SMS Messages - ''Marriage is the proces

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day

If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School


Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child

My Dear?

Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

Funny SMS Messages - jab dushman tumhain dhutkar

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Sad SMS Messages - Khass

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - Practice makes man perfect.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Funny SMS Messages - Yeh ladki

I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,

4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can

Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,


Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.

U Cry I Cry

U Laugh I L augh.

U Jump Out Of Da Window.

I Look Down & Den

I Laugh Again

Funny SMS Messages - Life Is A Card Game

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo

Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,


shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''