Funny SMS Messages - Namashkar,

Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri krayga.

Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"

Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.

Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.

Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahishain?"

Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Close Your Eyes ....,Relax YourBody....

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.

Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - Bachay K0 Ghar Se

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,


put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Love SMS Messages - The day will come

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - An old man tottered

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Application 4 Leave

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,

that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..

Love SMS Messages - Pyar kisi se jo karoge

7 signs your falling in love*
7. You"ll read their txts over and over again
6. You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them
5. They becomes all you think about
4. You"ll get high just by their smell
...3. You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them
2. You"ll do anything for them
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

Funny SMS Messages - Being Single Is So

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai


Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Zinda rehne k

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)


N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Love SMS Messages - LOVE

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,

Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,

Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,

Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,


Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,

Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,

Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,

Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai

Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Funny SMS Messages - Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

Memon

Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?


Memon

Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?

Memon

Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?

Memon

Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?

Memon


Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm

Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - If u want to be a winner in life...

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!

Or in the end you wud be...

Like..

Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,


Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:

Back benchers association..

Yes!!

We talk with arguments.

Love SMS Messages - starts with Y & ends in U

Zindge youn the ke jenee ka bahana tu tha

Hum tu faqat zaib-e-hikayat the, afsana tu tha

Jese Jese chaha tere hijran main wo log

Atee jatee musam the zamana tu tha

Dost dost ke hatoon main kamanee theen farhan

Sabhi dekh ke such rahee the, nishana tu tha.

Love SMS Messages - Measured by miles

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more

Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you

Every time I think about you I feel like dreaming about you

Every time I think about myself I feel that I am incomplete

Yes, I am incomplete without your love


Fill my heart with your love, I love you, I just love you!

Funny SMS Messages - Bapu Bola:

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

Funny SMS Messages - Who is a psychiatrist?

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai

''aankh se ansoo behte rahe

tha gham uski judai ka

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

din aya sagaai ka

farak na pada mehangai ka

vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe


hum dil par chot sehte rahe

beet gayi raat shehnai ki

aya din judai ka

vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

ankh se ansuu behte rahe''

Love SMS Messages - Sometimes Love

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Funny SMS Messages - Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,


Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Funny SMS Messages - Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Khaaksaar k

dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha

mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,


k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What Is a kiss? In view of

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - extra sheet khappay

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Yaad karne ke liye

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy

Funny SMS Messages - A sardar went to a doctor..

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :

Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A

Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A

Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha

Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?

Funny SMS Messages - It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)

Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na

Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

Funny SMS Messages - Good Time Bad Time

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:

"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.


Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - enter ur pin

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Love SMS Messages - Anyone can give

...Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or Bends with the remover to remove.

O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark,


That looks on tempests and is never shaken.

It is the star to every wandering bark,

whose worth''s unknown, although his height be taken.

-- William Shakespeare

Friendship SMS Messages - pyar aur dosti me

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is

busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .

As time passes both will think let the other contact.

After that each will think y should i contact.

Here ur love will be converted to hate.

Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.

They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will


meet and blame 1 another.

So keep in touch with all our frnds

Friendship SMS Messages - I always thought

??You are my true friend

?

??True friends are Rare to Find

?

??True friends are Always very Kind

?


??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful

?

??True friends Always make us Cheerful

?

??True friends are the Work of Perfection

?

??True friends Give us right Direction

?

??True friends Always shine like Moon

?


??True friends are the Greatest Boon

?

??That''s Y Ur My True Friend

??Forever ?

Funny SMS Messages - Think, if all studnts start

Arz kiya hai

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Love SMS Messages - Mohabbaton mein

Main agar Tumhain jo Sanwar dun..
Tumharey
Roz-O-Shab ko Nikhar dun..
Mera Haath tham K EHAD do.
Mujey apny DiL ma rakho gay Tum..
Tumhain is Qadar jo Main Piyaar dun..
K Zindgi hi Haar dun..
To batao na…?
Mery bad bhi…
Yehi EHAD apna Nibhao gay…?
Ya K Muj ko BHooL hi jao gay.

Funny SMS Messages - Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,


includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aapki Or Apki Poori

Aapki Or Apki Poori

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,

Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain


OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - a b c d

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1

Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5


Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6

Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Love SMS Messages - b careful when u

Sitam to yai hai ...

Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey

Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey


Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko

Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya

Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai

Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey


Sitam to yai hai....

Love SMS Messages - Come Close To

Sitam to yai hai ...

Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey


Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey

Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko

Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya

Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey


Sitam to yai hai....

Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai

Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Love SMS Messages - We are two pieces

Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai
Meri khwahisho ko jagane laga hai
Adao ke nahkre dikhaongi me osko
Main ghusse me ziyada sataongi osko
Mere dil me bs wahi hai samaya
Yeh kya dard dil mere dil me jagaya
Subah shaam mere khiyalo pe chaya
Kaun hai jo sapno main aaya

Funny SMS Messages - Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

Funny SMS Messages - Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?


Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Funny SMS Messages - Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - Full of Emotion shair:

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Love SMS Messages - Love is a temporary madness

(Us ne kaha)
Tum me pehli si baat nahi?
(Maine kaha)
Zindagi me ab tera sath nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Ab bhi kisi ki aankhon me doob jate ho?
(Maine kaha)
Ab kisi ki ankhon me wo baat nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Kya mein bewafa ho?
(Maine kaha)
Mujhe ab wafa ki talash nai
(Usne kaha)
Kyun itna toot kr chaha muje?
(Maine kaha)
Mein insan ho koi pathar zaat nai.
(Usne kaha)
Bhol jao mujhe!
(Maine kaha)
Tum haqiqat ho koi khwab nai…

Funny SMS Messages - Wife : " Suniye ji !

Once a man was smoking


in Airport

A gentleman arrive n ask

him: "Ek din mei kitni

cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak

zndgi me cigarete pe kharch

kiye paise bachaty tou

Samne khara hua plane

tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap

ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice

wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :

Don''t try to be over-smart

Sutta Laga k Geo

Funny SMS Messages - aik dafa pathan nay

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry


Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not

To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Repeat these lines

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi

RS 400000 - jwellery


Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme

...

Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper

RS 20 - Notery

RS 50 - varmaala

RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Funny SMS Messages - Love Is An Illusion..

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".


The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

An application:

Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,

te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,

kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,

Te meri class vich te ik v nai,

te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,

oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,

te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,

hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.

Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,

Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan To Imran Hashmi

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,


agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - aLaMa iQbAL AuR BiJli

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,


Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - my wifes first husband

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Funny SMS Messages - teacher : U failure !

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!


GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

Funny SMS Messages - Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Funny SMS Messages - Count many star on the screen

Count many star on the screen

Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * .

...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...

Funny SMS Messages - Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,

We can remain frnds in this way

Funny SMS Messages - sony tv ki cid team

Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.

Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.

Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.


Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.

Friendship SMS Messages - Feeling f luv

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always


rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - Raheel :

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Naa hame haarna

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Love SMS Messages - Things base and

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..

The driver got down to look for the owner..

When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..

Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..


Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->

Funny SMS Messages - The best day to propose a gal/guy

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Friendship SMS Messages - The Day U Came

Kch yaade''n hyn un lmho''n ki

Jin lmho''n me hum sath rahe

Khushyo''n se bhare jazbat rahe

Ek umr guzari hy hum ne

Jahan roty huey b hansty thay

Kch kehty thay

Kch sunty thay

Hum roz subha jab milty thay


Tou sab k chehry khilty thay

Pur-lutf wo manzar hota tha

Sab mil kr baate''n kerty thay

Hum socho kitna hansty thay

Wo goonj humary hansny ki,

Ab ek purani yaad bani,

Ye baate''n hyn un lmho''n ki jin lamho''n mein hum saath rahe

_Dedicated 4 All

Skool-Mates_

Friendship SMS Messages - I Miss Ur Face

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Funny SMS Messages - Man Receives Telegram

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai


lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......

kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,

boring si ek teacher hai


jabse mila hai orkut

badla har ek manzar hain

dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale

dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue

orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein

har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

Funny SMS Messages - ''Zid apni na chhodi

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Funny SMS Messages - Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - buhat stupid ho tum

A brand new love story......

In theatres this august..

Starring:

George W Bush


Condoleezza Rize

Tony Blair

Pamela Anderson

Special guest appearance:

Bill Clinton

&

Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..

Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..

Item number by Monica lewinsky..

Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d

Funny SMS Messages - A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Funny SMS Messages - under the black cloth

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - baraey meherbani es msg

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne


K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k

Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - titanic k saath 1

Sleeping Disease Etiology

Caused By: Lecturer

Host: Student

Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure

Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes

Signs:


Rednes Of Eyes

Ptosis,Short Handwriting,

Loss Of Consiousnes

Spread:

Studt 2 Studnt

Treatment:

Leave Da Class ;->

Funny SMS Messages - package wale so gay

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - Ye Mardam Shumari

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aap Achy

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY

PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL


CHAYE LAI,

BOY; TM KON HO,

GIRL;MAIN GUDDO

AP KON?

BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.

HA.......''

Funny SMS Messages - pathan to doctor

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi

Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha

''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya

''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Manager:

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Everyone has a best friend

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made


"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher;

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .

Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,

Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .

Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .

Love SMS Messages - Yahan Lehroon Nay Saahil Say

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Maths Teacher

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?


S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - Send Me Mesg On These Time

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar orders pizza.

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,


written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - gaalo pe aansuo ki

Love is a temporary madness.
It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides.
And when it subsides you have to make a decision.
You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together
that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
Because this is what love is.
Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement,
it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion.
That is just being in love which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away,
and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
Your mother and I had it,
we had roots that grew towards each other underground,
and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches
we found that we were one tree and not two.
~ Captian Corelli's Mandolin.

Love SMS Messages - And When You

Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..

Break Up SMS Messages - Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Funny SMS Messages - ''Dream makes all things possible

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,


Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - nobodys like you m

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Funny SMS Messages - kyun duaein maang

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD

machine se nikal lena!

Love SMS Messages - U learn to like

I never knew a love

A love that could be sweeter

No matter what my mind says

Your music gives me fever

The moment that we danced

Your arms felt like a cradle

And when you took my hand

I was no longer able


It never felt so right before

I need to be with you much more

I can''t believe this kind of fate

We can runaway...

Is it love?

Funny SMS Messages - Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn

Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya

or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?

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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :

Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Police and car driver

Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Funny SMS Messages - lagaan remix 2020

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school


2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Funny SMS Messages - welcome to sach ka samna

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Outside. Inside

Standing Outside Called

Outside Outside But

Outside Standing Inside

Called Inside Inside

When Inside Came Inside

Outside Went Outside 2 C

Inside Then Outside Called

Inside Outside But Inside From


Inside Called Outside Inside ...

Now Where Is Ur Brain

Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

Love SMS Messages - Ur glowing eyezz

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,


I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.

Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Funny SMS Messages - Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi


Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein

Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai


Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai

Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''

Funny SMS Messages - A man sees a fat man

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

Funny SMS Messages - - interview

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

Love SMS Messages - True sadness is

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Love SMS Messages - LOVE Is When

What is a soulmate?

It''s like a best friend but more.

It''s that one person that knows u better than anyone else.

Someone who makes you a better person, actually..they don''t make u a better person, u do that yourself. They inspire you.

A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.

The person who knew you and accepted you, before anyone else did.

Or when no one else would.

And no matter what happens, you will always love them. And nothing could ever change that.

Love SMS Messages - NAWABUN KI TARH

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan ki Maa pathan se

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,


pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka,

shama boli...

parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,

mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,

khoon na karti to kya karti,

bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Friendship SMS Messages - U r Not Only Frend

The Glory Of Friendship Is Not Th

Outstretched Hand, Nor The Kindly Smile,

Nor The Joy Of Companionship.

It Is The Spiritual Inspiration That Comes

To You When You Discover That

Someone Else Beleives

In You And Is Willing To

Trust You With A Friendship

Love SMS Messages - We Love Ourself even

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..


No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Love SMS Messages - Forever is not

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - Police Inspector Apne Bete Se

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.

One day they decided to go to a jungle.

while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??

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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Day God Tested

stupid questions with smart answers....

boy:may i hold u r hand?

girl:no thanks its not heavy.

boy:plz say u love me..

gorl:u love me..

girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?

boy:sure whats u r mobile no..

girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever

boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Funny SMS Messages - Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

Friendship SMS Messages - If time slips away

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Funny SMS Messages - O Ja Oye Wasi

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi


hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Funny SMS Messages - English to Urdu

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Love SMS Messages - Us k hath ki kash me wo lakeer ban jaon.....

"Parveen Shakir"

Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?

Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...

Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...

Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...

Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...

Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...

Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Funny SMS Messages - frndz aftr giving d exam

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day

If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School


Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child

My Dear?

Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

Love SMS Messages - Luv Is Not Made

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - The Greatest Distance

apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,

gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,

in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,

mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,

apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,

ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,

unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye jana ,

main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:


Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Funny SMS Messages - Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Break Up SMS Messages - TuM Mujhe bhool kar to dekho Har khuShi r0uth jayegi

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Funny SMS Messages - Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Kya Btaye''n Tujhy

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye


Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,

Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen

Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Funny SMS Messages - Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,


maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - LOVE IS LIFE

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..

ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!

Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..

to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Love SMS Messages - I''ve Diz Strnge

Agar kush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon me,

to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.

Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko

magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.

Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,

khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge!

Funny SMS Messages - ''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - shakalaka baby

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said


"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Frienship Is Something

Our friends are like angels,

who brighten our days.

In all kinds of wonderful,

Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,

As a gift from above.

And we feel we''re surrounded,

By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,

Their smiles bring the sun.


And they fill ho-hum moments,

With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,

Without any wings.

Blessing our lives,

With the most precious things.

Funny SMS Messages - Tera Fone Number Kya Hai

Jab load shedding ho out of control,

khirki darwaze khol ....

khirki darwaze khol...

Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol

Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Funny SMS Messages - char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Funny SMS Messages - MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,


Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...

Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .

Love SMS Messages - sumtymz itz harder

You got My love

You got My Promise

I'' ll be yours '' till the very end

Your my Swetheart

You''r my EVERYTHING.

Your the ONE I"m looking for

This LOVE is unconditional

This LOVE will never fate


LOVE is the meaning of you

Your my ALL

Here''s a Heart that says:

I am yours FOREVER....

Love SMS Messages - Most Relationships

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota

Friendship SMS Messages - The 10 Qualities Of

ik chota say sapna tha


us sapne mein koi apna tha

us apne mein kuch sakoon tha

jo zindagi ka junon tha

us junoon mein ek rahat thi

jo sirf teri chahat thi

us chahat mein ek andaz tha

jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha

us raaz mein ek khushbo thi

jo meri sooch ki justuju thi

us justuju mein ek hararat thi


jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi

us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha

k tou jo mere pass tha

us pass mein jo ek araam tha

woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha

Funny SMS Messages - Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Funny SMS Messages - friendship is about

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)

Love SMS Messages - kro tu kis k lye akhir

Chalo tumhare pyar par yakeen karte hain


Dil kya yeh jaan tum par qurbaan karte hain

Bus tum mere dil ko dhukana mat

Bus yehi tumse hum faryaad karte hein

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

Pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,

Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,

Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad

Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqat aane ke baad

Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai


Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad

Love SMS Messages - Love is a symbol

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Love SMS Messages - Love is born with

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving


Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses

It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - before marriage eve

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

Funny SMS Messages - tute dil ko lekar ph

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 70 yr old man

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,


Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.

) '' (

/ )..)..poooon..

L_/_/,

Funny SMS Messages - Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.


Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Boy friend is fun,

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Love SMS Messages - love

Ussy Apne Rishtoon Ki Fikr Thi..Wo Jo Mera Waqif-e-haal

Tha..Wo Jo Uss Ki Subhe-e-urooj Thi..


Wohi Mera Waqt-e-zawal tha.. Meri Baat Kaise wo Manta,

Mera Dard Wo kaise jante,Wo tu khud Fana k Safar pe the..

Ussy Rokna Bhi Mahaal tha.. Kahan Jaoge Mujhe Choor kar,

Mein ye Poch poch kar Thak gaya,Wo jawab mujhe Na de Saka,

Wo tu Khud Sarapa Sawal the..Wo MILA jo Sadiyoon Ke Baad Bhi.

Mere Labb pe Koi GILA na Tha,Ussy Meri chup ne Rula Diya,

Jissy Guftagu pe Kamal Tha.....

Love SMS Messages - Yeh Warq Warq teri Dastan

Hijir ka taara doob chala hai dhalny lagi hy rat wasi
Qatra qatra baras rahi hai ankhon se barsat wasi
tery bad ye dunya wale mujh ko pagal kar dein gy
khushbu k dais mein mujh ko le chal apne sath wasi
yunhi chup ki mohr laga kr kb tk gumsum betho gy
khamoshi se dum ghut-ta hy chero koi baat wasi

Funny SMS Messages - Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and

fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Friendship SMS Messages - My Heart is like

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her


Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not

Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Friendship SMS Messages - Met you as a

Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your

friends, and me if I

am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are

the numbers of what

kind of friend you are based on how many you get

back..

1-3 ~ you''re a bad friend

4-6 ~ you''re an okay friend


7-9 ~ you''re a good friend

10+ ~ you''re great friend

Love SMS Messages - Time is....

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se


Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Friendship SMS Messages - makes u

Keep your eyes upon me, keep me in your sight, Help me don the crooked road, lead me to the light.

The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.

Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,

Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."

Funny SMS Messages - Laziness is our biggest

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Love SMS Messages - THOUGH I KNOW THE

Kya Aap Janty Hain

2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain

Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi

PYAR HO TO ESA HO.

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is needless

When a Guy does Something

Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite

Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't

mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something

Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!


Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!

Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!

Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Love SMS Messages - Tum haqiqat ho koi khwab nai…

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - you know that old

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - aray yar main khu

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Friendship SMS Messages - ALLAH created me

When a Guy does Something


Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite

Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't

mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something

Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!

Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!


Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!

Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Love SMS Messages - When you smiled

Wo pyar ka suboot dikhaya krta tha

ansu baha k hmain manaya krta tha

ye zindgi sirf tum se wabasta ha

aksar ye bat hamain bataya krta tha

us ki baton ma kuch aisa asar tha jana

ma barish k bina hi bheeg jaya krta tha

sone ki fursat kse thi Farhan

wo hamain sari raat jagaya krta tha

bechani jb had se barh jati

wo jee bhar k gale lagaya krta tha

wo itni muhabbat KRNe wala badal kaise gaya?

Jo har bat pe mari qasm khaya krta tha!!!

Funny SMS Messages - What Is The Difference Between

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Love SMS Messages - when I see u I feel

zindagik kisi mor per khud ko tanha na samajhna,me tere sath hun apne se juda na samjhna,me tujhse jan se bad kar pyar karta hun,meri muhabbat ko bura na sajhna,tum phuloon ki tarah khubsurat ho,masoom ho,dekho meri is tareef ko bejaan na samjhna,umar bher tera sath dene ka wada kiya he,zindagi ne agar sath na diya to bewafa na samjhna,ab b tune mere pyar ko thukraya sanam,ise mera muqaddar jan na apni khata na samjhna..

Funny SMS Messages - Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,

1 aabdoz ko mara hai,

airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Love SMS Messages - Luv not one

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,


Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..


Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies

(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Funny SMS Messages - My Girlfriend Suggested

Ek Aurat

Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas

Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:

"Me Apne Chote Bete

Ki Waja Se Bht

Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti

k Laddu Bna Bna k


Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat

Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou

Khud Hi Adat Chooth

Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj

Bataye''n Wrna Mere

Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro

Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n

Gi " ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''WARNING ! ! !

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: no!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.


Bill gates: then ok!

Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Funny SMS Messages - Chan,chandni raat

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.


.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.

.

.


ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Lady Geting

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Funny SMS Messages - What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.


Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - 1st girl

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

they took it out to different countries for test.

In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves

In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves

Spain in 30mins it caught 100

thieves

Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,

in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Punabi

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Funny SMS Messages - Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...

*Some funny truth*

* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.

*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.

*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,

kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.

*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,


par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.

*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,

magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.

*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.

Friendship SMS Messages - Ek Din Zindagi Aise

Ek Din Zindagi Aise

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Love SMS Messages - The heart is the main

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai


Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Friendship SMS Messages - Definition of a true friend

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your

Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you


it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n

not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Funny SMS Messages - ''MUNNA BHAI

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

Funny SMS Messages - "Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"

"Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,

Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag


Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy

Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag

Baat Hy ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n

Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - One day RAVAN

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,

tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,

Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

Funny SMS Messages - jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - bottle main Pepsi

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Funny SMS Messages - Considering his

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane