Funny SMS Messages - When a newly

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.


Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Choose your friend

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship

Funny SMS Messages - happy thappar day

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Karo ge yaad to

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:


"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:

"I know what you are,

I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That''s how we are here...!! (:

Funny SMS Messages - pagal khanay ka incharge

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS


She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS


Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Sad SMS Messages - The Saddest Moment Of Life...

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Funny SMS Messages - Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”


Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Love SMS Messages - Saahil Ki Ret Par Ek

The Greatest Mistake In Love Is Trying To Possess It

It’ll Spill Out OF Hand Just Like Water

Love Will Retrive From You If You Demand, If You Expect

Love Is Meant To Be Free, You Cannot Change Its Nature


If There Are People You Love, Allow Then To Be Free Beings.

Give, But Don’t Expect.

Advice, But Don’t Order

Ask, Never Demand . . .

Love SMS Messages - matti ke jitne ghar main ba

Samandar nay kaha

Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai

Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai

Baadal nay kaha


Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai

Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai...

Shairr nay kaha

Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai

Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may

uttar te chali jate hai

Saaz nay kaha

Mohabbat eik essa geet hai

Jo Dil may uttar jata hai

Malee nay kaha


Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai

Jiss may sara

gulshan mehak uttah h

Funny SMS Messages - A man jumpd in

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget

that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every

falling star."

Funny SMS Messages - Musharaf To Arbab

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Funny SMS Messages - an ailing grandmother

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.

bachey:nahi pienge.

Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge

bachey:nahi karnge

Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.

bachey: nahi kasenge.

Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.

bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Funny SMS Messages - L . I . F . Ef

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than

100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to

help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter


reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective

customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few

weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to

dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which

has done only 30000 kms

Funny SMS Messages - "Humain" "Sms" "kro" "aur" "jeeto" "3 inamat"

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Love SMS Messages - The Greatest

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That


No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - ''mein nay tum say muhabbat

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.


Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,

Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - pathan to shopkeeper:

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.


When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar proposing

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
.
Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - Law Of Love

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,


now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wife : Beggar

Uthamam dadadath padham,

.

.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Uthamam dadadath padham,

.

.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Sad Ghazal

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - Insan ki 4Maa h0ti hn:

A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"

Funny SMS Messages - 1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,


Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil

Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha

Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko

Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Funny SMS Messages - 1 murghamurghi ki

'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'

Love SMS Messages - The best thing about

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY

Break Up SMS Messages - yaadain ter khuloo$

Ab Aan$uon Ko Aankhon Mein $ajaana Hoga

Charaagh Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalaana Hoga

Na $amajhna Keh Tum$e Bicharh Ke Khu$h Hain

Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Mu$kuraana Hoga

Phir $haam Dhal Gayi Tum Aaye Na Aaj Bhi Dil Ko Aaj Phir Umeedon $e Behlaana Hoga

Waada Khilaafi Kar Ke Mu$kurate Hain Aap Dekhna Ek Din $anam Aapko Pachtaana Hoga Lahoo $e Apne Kafan Pe Tera Naam Likh Jaaunga Thaam Ke Haath Mein Phool Tumko Aana Hoga

Abhi $e Na Kijiye TaQaaz-E-Ma$roofiyat Ke Aap Abhi Uthna Hai Janaaza Kaandha Tu Dena Hoga

Muddaton Kiya Hai Tera Intezaar Aye $anam Umr Kat Chuki Ab Tu sajid Tujhe Jaana Hoga.....

Funny SMS Messages - interview with pathan

interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

Funny SMS Messages - When I Go Wrong I Need

A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Friendship SMS Messages - Moon said to me

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed

Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne