Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
Element Name : WOMAN
Symbol : WO
Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .
Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.
Volatile When Alone
Doctor: Ye White
Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???
Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...
Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..
Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...
DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua
After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m
1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?
1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.
2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''
Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.
REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
ThESe ArE iMaGeS Of wHaT lOve Is AbOuT
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
How to irritate Bill Gates
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
taarif karun kya aapki???.....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,
na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy
Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein
Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy
Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain
Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy
Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir
Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy
Wo milay to itna bata dena usko
Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Bola tu bat bat se ankar kar gia........?
Warna ye booj kon uthta tamam umar''
Acha howa 'k' Phlay wohe war kar gia''
MEIN lafaz lafaz dohnd ky tahk bh gia sham''
wo phool day ky bat ka azhar kir gia''''''''''''''''''?
