Sad SMS Messages - It HuRtS wHeN wE

Beet Gaye Sare Mahine Saal Ke,
Ab Phir Laut Aya Hain December,

Mere Gamo ka mausam Jata Nahi,
Ya Allah Kuch Mujh Par Karam Kar,

Jab bhi uski yaad ati hain Mujhko,
Nahi So Pata Hun Ek Karwat Par,

Ab tu Sardi bhi nahi lagti december main,
Nahi Rakhta main ek bhi Kapda Badan Par,

Allah tu Lauta de phir se wo mahine aur sardiyan,
Ya phir ye Sara Mamla hi Khatam Kar,

Love SMS Messages - I LOVE YOU are 3 words

There Are Only Four Questions Of Value In Life . . . ! ! !

1. What Is Sacred ?

2. Of What Is The Spirit Made Off ?

3. What Is Worth Living For ?

4. What Is Worth Dying For ?

The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .

Only LOVE

The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .

Only LOVE

Love SMS Messages - Jara toh aankh khule

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - Yeh Jo Hai Na...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :

"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!

Because,

In AFRICA,

people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Funny SMS Messages - ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?

Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73

5 Karror Rupay

Apki Beti Se Shadi,

USA Ka Viza,


2 Saal Ka Hanimon,

6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,

Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Funny SMS Messages - Bin laden''s son was

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush


Co Hero:

Mushraf

Herion:

Condlisa Rise

Villan:

Osama bin laden

Scripted in:

USA

Pakistan

Character Actors:


N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,

Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:

SAUDI king

Comedien:

sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

Funny SMS Messages - I just feel u….

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap:acha! aur baqi?

Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe

Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?

Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Love SMS Messages - Words Cant Express

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA


Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko

Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Friendship SMS Messages - Without humor

S0 many talks on a issue..

S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..

S0 many frndz on 1bench..

S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..

S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..

S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..

S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..

S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..


Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"

... L0ve y0u !!

Funny SMS Messages - u start wearing Earing

MONEY:

Workers earn it,

Spendthrifts burn it,

Bankers lend it,


Women spend it,

Forgers fake it,

Taxes take it,

Dying leave it,

Heirs receive it,

Thrifty spend it,

Misers crave it,

Robbers seize it,

Rich increase it,

Gamblers lose it.......... ......


I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

Funny SMS Messages - Police Inspector

A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,

N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)

...She Replied: "Of course Not.."

...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught

On 10th floor by another Boy,

He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"

"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!


He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;

When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:

"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:

''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - "Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Love SMS Messages - He who is in love

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,

Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Love SMS Messages - Who stole the stars

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Funny SMS Messages - open the skool on 14th feb sunday

open the skool on 14th feb sunday

A msg for all the students

of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,

last year.

So, to cover-up that all the students

must hav to convince


our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Funny SMS Messages - OHM law

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho


Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 50

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !


Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Love SMS Messages - Ankhon nay kaha

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano


Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - a mothers love for

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - Circuit: Bhai America

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - Santa apni biwi

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho

Tv Dekhte Raho


Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Funny SMS Messages - 5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.


4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - baray he afsos ki ba

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

Funny SMS Messages - Special Offer! Now

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the

jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi

aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.

name plate da matlb aa

Msc.mother of seven children aur

Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Waqt

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - I Looked

''GSG PUKAAR.

HUKMARANO

Ye Dolat B Lay Lo


Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo

ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo

Tax+tax

Lay Lo

ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo

bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega

MAGAR

lauta do

wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.

Phir na khna


Cheif Justici

wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

Geo Sms Group

ZeeShan 03133070586

www.geogroup.uiwap.com''

Love SMS Messages - I''ve notice that

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Funny SMS Messages - What is a difference

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,


FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,

FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,

FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai?

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)

Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na

Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Proposed girl

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the

jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi

aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.

name plate da matlb aa

Msc.mother of seven children aur

Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - It Was Asked In A Paper . . .

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

Love SMS Messages - Hum iss qadar tump

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Friendship SMS Messages - Frnd is 1 who tolerates

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,

Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,


kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,

Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,

NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,

Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,

Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko

badal lete hain,

Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

Love SMS Messages - TRUE LOVE mean

Wo pyar ka suboot dikhaya krta tha

ansu baha k hmain manaya krta tha

ye zindgi sirf tum se wabasta ha

aksar ye bat hamain bataya krta tha

us ki baton ma kuch aisa asar tha jana

ma barish k bina hi bheeg jaya krta tha

sone ki fursat kse thi Farhan

wo hamain sari raat jagaya krta tha

bechani jb had se barh jati

wo jee bhar k gale lagaya krta tha

wo itni muhabbat KRNe wala badal kaise gaya?

Jo har bat pe mari qasm khaya krta tha!!!