Funny SMS Messages - To live a life

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Keep me as a friend

Make new friend

remember the old

these are silver

those are gold

"frdshp is the meldy"and fragrance of life

"frdshp is a beautiful part of life

"frdshp is a beautiful flower


"life without frndshp is nothing

"many are the name applied to frndshp

but where youth and beauty enter in

there frndshp is rightly called love

and held to be the fairest of god

Friendship SMS Messages - U Can Nvr Find A

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your

Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her


Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n

not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Funny SMS Messages - Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko


Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Funny SMS Messages - 3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - fight between teeth tongue

Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

Funny SMS Messages - 321 Arab.. 25 Crore..

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Sad SMS Messages - Kamal ka shakhs

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY"

Love SMS Messages - ~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: "pappu ne

Pappu Pinky ko pasand karta hay or Pinky Pappu k bhai ko jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinky ki behen achi lagti hay lekin Pinky ki behen Pappu ko pasand karti hay haalaan k Pappu pehlay hee Pinky ko chahta hai.


Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu acha nahi lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liay raazi nahin hai aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyaar nahi karta jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta...

Ab batao k is poori situation main kya kiya jaye..? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - moral of the movie g

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.


Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.

"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show

"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy

"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia

"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->

Love SMS Messages - Main jis din bhula

The Heart Is The Main Organ Of The Body. It Is Said That Our Heart Keeps Us Alive . . .

But

I Beleive Its What Is Inside Our Hearts That Gives Us The Drive To Live . . .

Te Love That''s Inside Our Heart That Makes Us Who We Are. The Greatest Gift In My Eyes Is The Ability To Love . . .

To Share The Love We Hold In Our Heart Is The Greatest Gift GOD Has Given Us B''coz People Only Can Live For So Long


But

Our Memories & Our Love Last For Etrnity . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What Kind Of Car

NAME:


Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Poem On Ash Sexy aunty on the floor,

Poem On Ash Sexy aunty on the floor,

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,


Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,


God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,


jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K

dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Kiya hay pyar jisy hum

Apny is deewany say berukhi nahi achi..

Ghair sary loogon ki dosti nahi achi..

Tum meri aankhoon mien khuwaab ban k thery hoo..

Khuwab ki haqeeqat say dushmani nahi achi..

Hum tumhari chahat mien din raat tarapty rehty hien..

Youn kisi k jazbaat say dil lagi nahi achi...

Agar kisi say ulfat ka karoobar ho jay..

Zeesat tak nibha tu aarzi nahi achi..

Chand tere kirnoo say choor choor ho jay..

Soogwar ratoon mien chandni nahi achi........

Funny SMS Messages - Sorry 4 disturbing u.

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?


God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?

God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?

This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Funny SMS Messages - what has teachnolgy done????

*some funny fact*

**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

Funny SMS Messages - aik pathan dusre se

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Wo Konsa Kutta

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.

The End''

Funny SMS Messages - A MQM boy & MMA

You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care

For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan

sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted

island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.

As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll

give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and

he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too

was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were

back!"

Funny SMS Messages - A group of elephants

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .

A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - update msgbr

''Raton ko uth kar,


Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,


SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Love SMS Messages - Love isn''t love

Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,

Aap ho humey apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Tabhi to waqt be waqt yaad kiya karte hain

Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan

Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan

Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan

Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan

Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan

Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere

Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri

Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri

Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye

Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri

Break Up SMS Messages - Udasi Saray Ghar Mein

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,


Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,

younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,

Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,

Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Funny SMS Messages - PATHAN: O Yar!

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Naughty SMS Messages - Shall We Try Different

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:

Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:

Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:

OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch

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Funny SMS Messages - Aman ki aasha jagao

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,

Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?


Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Funny SMS Messages - WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Break Up SMS Messages - Dil doob sa jata hai

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Funny SMS Messages - ya allah ya rehman

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.

After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.

Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.

What do you mean?

They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.