REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':
<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......
C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"
Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!
Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..
Dont Delete dis iz real,
1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye
1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,
1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia
so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Caused By: Lecturer
Host: Student
Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure
Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes
Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes
Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt
Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Zubair Motiwala
Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi
Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli
Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar
Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim
Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)
Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?
Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!
R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?
Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!
Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,
Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.
(,") DR.DIL (",)
Starring:
George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson
Special guest appearance:
Bill Clinton
&
Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..
Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d
"MERI JAN KATREENA"
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao
U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,
Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,
Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,
DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,
jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,
jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,
UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,
Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,
Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...
PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.
EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.
US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI
HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS KARTE HEN
PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.
KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.
Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,
Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,
Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.
Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.
Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"
again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".
But the condition still the same.
The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.
Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha
K
Light Chali Gai
Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi
Se Bola
*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.
-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.
-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.
-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta
The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,
Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,
Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,
K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!
Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.
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1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
" Ek gareeb khandan tha.
abbu gareeb the,
ammi gareeb thi,
aur bachche bhi gareeb the,
khandan mei 4 nauker the,
woh bhi gareeb the.......
Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......
Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko
tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.
Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..
Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
