Funny SMS Messages - Everyone will not get everything,

A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi

"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......

2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?


1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye

jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone

H''band "how do u know"?

Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...

Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?

Boy:bilkul nhi...

Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???