Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”
PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??
LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..
MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..
SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..
LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..
SawAL yE hy k..
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JAb
MurGhi
AndA
FrEE
Me
DEti hy..??
To BAzAAr
Me
Rs.6
Ka
Q
BiktA
Hy...? =P ;->
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
A friend is light,
bright enough to conquer
the darkness of broken heart,
bringing sunshine to the soul,
making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.
A friend is love,
a special blessing from above,
bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,
making life a grand and exciting adventure.
A friend is laughter,
a gift of joy,
leaving behind a smile
and erasing all traces of woe,
making everything seem shiny and new.
Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F
Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"
WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!
Mujhe Awaz de dena
Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!
Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho
Mujeh awaz de dena
Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!
Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!
Mujhe Awaz De Dena
Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !
Paane ka armaan to hai,
bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !
Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,
vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !
Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,
vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O
She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(
She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))
She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))
The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"
"My wife is eighty-one. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
I wish I could see through your eyes
so I would know what you like to see.
I wish I knew your wishes,
so I could give you everything you want.
I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,
and together we could make them come true.
I wish I knew what makes you happy,
so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.
And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,
so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to
Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy
phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy
Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati
phir apna
ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . .
Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?
Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon
Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain
Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
Once there was a mosquito and a dog,
who loved each other a lot.
1 day the mosquito got excited
& gave a love bite to d dog.
In response d dog also bcame emotional
& bit d mosquito.
Next day mosquito died of rabies
& dog died of malaria.
WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....
are U 18 Years Old?
if
YES
Then Scroll down
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NADRA
National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan
Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...
as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...
Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Rs.3O/=
&
Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz
Given Me That
Supreme Proof Ov Devotion
A Spontaneous Aversion For
The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces
Bu t
I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That
Once In My Life''s Journey We Became
FRIENDS . . . [~_~]
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita
1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
