Break Up SMS Messages - A Lost Thing Could I

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo
Nah Mein Tm Say Koi Umeed Rakhoon Dilnawazi Ki
Na Tm Meri Taraf Dekho Galaat ANdaaz Nazroon Sy
Na Meray Dil Ki Dharkan Larkharaey Meri Baton Sy
Na Zaher Ho Tmhari Kashmakash Ka Raaz Nazron Sy
Tmhain Bhe Koi Uljhan Rookti Hai Paish Qadmi Sy
Mujhay Bhe Loog Kehtay Hain K Ye Jalwaay Paraaey Hein
Meray Hamraah Bhe Ruswaiyan Hain Meray Maazzi Ki
Tmharay Saath Bhe Gozri Hoe Raton K Saaaey Hain
Ta”Aruf Roug Ho Jaey Tu Usko Bhoolna Behtar
Ta”Aluq Roug Ban Jaey Tu Usko Toorna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisay Anjaam Taak Lanaa Nah Hoo Mumkin
Uasay Ik Khoobsorat Mour Day K Bhooolnaa A6ha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se Ajnabi Bun Jaen Hm Dono.

Funny SMS Messages - Gandhigiri Ka

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Love SMS Messages - We Love Ourself even

REAL BEAUTY

Do not judge by color of eyes

but judge by innocence in the eyes

Do not judge by lipstick worn on the lips

but judge by truth spoken by lips

Do not judge by complexion of hands

but judge by workdone by those hands


Do not judge by golden anklet worn on feet

but judge by the brave steps taken by the feet

Do not judge by height,weigh or any physical part

but judge by purity of heart!

Love SMS Messages - Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia

,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

jab kabhi udaas hona,-


-jab kabhi naashaad hona,

our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,

tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,

tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,

tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,

our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,

tab,

jaan gee


tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

bas aankhein mond lena,

our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,

our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,

Funny SMS Messages - please spread it int

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b


Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Santa found answer

QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...

Love SMS Messages - An unbeatable

Eik Eik Pather Jor Kar Main Nai Jo Dewar Banaie Hai.
Jankhon Ous k Pechie Tou Ruswaie Hie Ruswaie Hai.
Youn Lagta Hai Sote Jagte Auron Ka Mutaaj Hon.
Aakehn Meri Apnie Haien Per In main Neend parie Hai.
Dekh Rahe Haien Herat Say Sub Nele Nele Pani Ko.
Pochie Kon Samandar Say K Tuj main Kitnie Gehraie Hai.
Aaj Hoa Maloom Mujehe is Sher K chand Sauoun say.
Apni Raha Badalte Rehna Sab say Bari Danie Hai.
Tor Gaeie Pehmanie WAFA is dor dor main kesie kesie LOG.
Yee mat Soch K REHAN bus Eik Yaar hie Tera Harjaie Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,


Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - fool se fool ne fool

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri

Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri

Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko

Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko

Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko

Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko

Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab

Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Funny SMS Messages - Brad Pitt and

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,


faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Dekho meri aankho

A Loving Relationship Is One

In Which The Loved One Is Free To Be Himself -

To Laugh With Me, But Never At Me;

To Cry With Me,

But Never Because Of Me;

To Love Life, To Love Himself,

To Love Being Loved.

Such A Relationship Is Based Upon

Freedom And Can Never


Grow In A Jealous Heart.

Funny SMS Messages - Boss: (to employee

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Funny SMS Messages - Once there was a Well

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.

bachey:nahi pienge.

Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge

bachey:nahi karnge

Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.

bachey: nahi kasenge.


Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.

bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Funny SMS Messages - Biology Teachr:

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :

Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of

The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:


The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :

You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

Funny SMS Messages - question mard ziyad

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Lamha Lamha Sanse

Tmhen zid hai k main kehdun

Mujhe zid hai k tum kehdo

Mujhe tumse MOHABBAT hai


Kaho mujhse MOHABBAT hai

Nahi ye jante dono

MOHABBAT kab mohtaj hai lafzon ki,baton ki

MOHABBAT tou humari dharkano k saz men shamil

Sureeley geeton ki manind

MOHABBAT yaad ki devi

Jo tanha raat ko aksar ati he ankhon main

MOHABBAT muskurahat hai haseen nazuk se honton main

MOHABBAT sandli hathon ki nazuk larzishion main hai

MOHABBAT soch ki gehraiyo''n se phot''ti khushbu


Hamesha sath rehti hai

Funny SMS Messages - khatay huay bolna nahi chahiay

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.

Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.


Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.

Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.

Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.

Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr

03216307893

Ziada easy load krwata hay.

Best of luck... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Why do we all marry?

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya

to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,

Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,

Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,

Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Funny SMS Messages - Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access


MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS


Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - kajri ne un dono ko

kajri ne un dono ko

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar

Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - Tamam bewaqufon ko

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Love SMS Messages - 7 signs your falling in love*

Agar kush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon me,

to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.

Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko

magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.

Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,

khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge!

Funny SMS Messages - Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

Sad SMS Messages - Roz

her saal jaunary,
humain kuch sapnay dikhati hai,
jis ko poora kernay main,
december aa pohanchta hai,
zindagi aur akheer bi mano,
umer kay january aur december hain,
zindagi ki january bi jo khwab dikhati hai,
admi umer ber un ko poora kerta rehta hai,
aur umer ka december aan pohanchta hai,
aur saal ki terha,
saans bi khutum ho jati hai...

Funny SMS Messages - nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Love SMS Messages - We are all a little

A Loving Relationship Is One

In Which The Loved One Is Free To Be Himself -


To Laugh With Me, But Never At Me;

To Cry With Me,

But Never Because Of Me;

To Love Life, To Love Himself,

To Love Being Loved.

Such A Relationship Is Based Upon

Freedom And Can Never

Grow In A Jealous Heart.

Funny SMS Messages - Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

Funny SMS Messages - Movie titles related to eng students:

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.


When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Fr!eNdSh!p

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always

rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true


friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Love SMS Messages - zindagi ke har

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - W O M E N

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kia ha

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - A Friend Is A Sweet

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .


Is the forever friendship the two of us share.

Planted with kindness it''s warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.

laughter and fun .

It''s grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .

With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .

Like dew.

Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart''s garden.

We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty unsurpassed,our friend''s a flower that will always last.

Funny SMS Messages - PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.

.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school


2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aur barbad hogya

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - Actually I wanted

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Friendship SMS Messages - if u trust someone

Friendship isn''t about "i m sorry"

its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"

its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"

its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"

its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"

its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Raat ko pocha mujse

Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”

Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,

Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…

Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…

Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”

Sad SMS Messages - A Very Sad Quote..

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - Why Did Lady Throw

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,


Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,


She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?

10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…

1.SAVE TIME.

2. CAN SLEEP WELL.

3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…

4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…

5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…

6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…

7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…

8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.


9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…

10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?

BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….

SO BE AWARE OF LOVER

Funny SMS Messages - Panni ko ullu bna dia

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes


1st Prize: Cancer

2nd Prize: Kidney Diease

3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..

Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

Funny SMS Messages - Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is sweet

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always

rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give


you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Love SMS Messages - There''s a love that

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - I don''t understand

Uthamam dadadath padham,


.

.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Uthamam dadadath padham,

.


.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - New Punishment for mobile uSers.

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

Love SMS Messages - Ounce in a while

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce

--until you get married


--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.


U live …u die …u learn something..

Love SMS Messages - I MISS YOU in every

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,

I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.


Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Love SMS Messages - Beautiful Lines

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Funny SMS Messages - Agar koi app

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."

The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Friendship SMS Messages - One True Slogen

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends

& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is


Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our

Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With


Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Love SMS Messages - Tu Nahi Hai To

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´
´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,€¨¨*,´´´
´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@€;€;;-€¦
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨€)€€-€€€€
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´´´(,(**/*€¨€€¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨€¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/*)*)*¨¨*
/**)**¨¨€\\)\\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
€,¨¨¨¨_)--€--€------/_.

I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - Santa found answer

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:

* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.

* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.

* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.

* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.

* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Friendship SMS Messages - Some friends are like a Flower

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Funny SMS Messages - shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Funny SMS Messages - Qabool hai

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga

Lekin eik khubsorat larki

Ro rehi thi

Eik sir ny pocha

''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?

Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya

Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

Funny SMS Messages - Sayanein kehndey nein

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - In Pakistan

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Funny SMS Messages - Truck K Peeche . . .

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,

tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,

Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

Funny SMS Messages - happy anniversary an

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

Friendship SMS Messages - All love that has not

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,

That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,

Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,

Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,


Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.

Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay . Ae dost...

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"


Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Qus: What is The Extreme

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?


C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - Power Of One ...

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K

Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo

Kbhi Khatam Na Ho

1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya

Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi

Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes


Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

Funny SMS Messages - Dis is a warning to

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

.

namak kam lga...

.

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

.

Sb baithe rahe...

.

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Love SMS Messages - ISHQ DARYA HY

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai

russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai

pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai

Funny SMS Messages - Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - In bio practical:

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko

Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"

Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche

Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...


Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi

Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha

Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha

Mein marna nahi chahta

Zindagi badi mehengi hai

Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte

Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li

Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya

Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki


Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai

Aur is tarah aapki company mein

Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...

HR boli dost tumne der kar di,

ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar

tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Funny SMS Messages - Do U know the fullform

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd


MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat


Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - AL-Wida Nhi Kehna

!i!i! MUHABBAT !i!i!

Kisi kumzoor lamhe me

Agar me tum se ye keh doon

Mujhe tum se muhabbat hai

Tum ye mat samajh lena

Mein ne sach kaha ho ga

Aisi dilnasheen baatoon ko

Aise dilbar peraye me kehna

Mujhe buchpan se aata hai

Meri aankhein mera chehra

Mera ye besakhta lehja

Ye sab kuch jhoot kehta hai mager

Is jhoot me aik sach bhi hai ke

Mujhe tum se MUHABBAT hai

Friendship SMS Messages - A loyal friend laugh

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Funny SMS Messages - KHABARDAR!

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous

virus being passed

around electronicaly,

oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer

(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm

any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or

Any1 Else via any

means

DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Yeh Jo Hath Me

Soldier to General:

Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:

Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mathematics And Women R D 2

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:


Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Johny, if your father earned

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?


Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):

kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

Love SMS Messages - I Love You

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai


Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Love SMS Messages - There are millions

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai


Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai

Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Friendship SMS Messages - PYAR V/S DOSTI

PYAR V/S DOSTI

PYAR V/S DOSTI :

1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,


Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,

Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,

Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,

Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,

Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Gali aor Zardari

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?

Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .

The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .

''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .

The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Gham shairi

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Chota Munna Boht

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - ab to dukan par bhi ye board

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?


Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard


It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Sad SMS Messages - bohjal c ankhein

'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.

Funny SMS Messages - ek aurat mahire

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Friendship SMS Messages - Friend means

*If You Are In Love:

-Get The Best Of It

-Forget The Bad Things

-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever

*If You Just Broke Up:

-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy

-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are


There

-Hug More People

-Stop Listening To Music! It Only

Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:

-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can

Blame You

-Enjoy Every Opportunity

-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!

Funny SMS Messages - SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======

american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai


russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai

pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai

Funny SMS Messages - 1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Friendship SMS Messages - a friend thinks its

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi

Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

Funny SMS Messages - Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Funny SMS Messages - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko

Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"

Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche

Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...


Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi

Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha

Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha

Mein marna nahi chahta

Zindagi badi mehengi hai

Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte

Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li

Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya

Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki


Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai

Aur is tarah aapki company mein

Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...

HR boli dost tumne der kar di,

ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar

tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Funny SMS Messages - Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...

Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise

mei products k sologun badal diye.

Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai

Body cool :just ATA


Jazz: ATAY ki sunao

Brooke bond supreme

yehi yu hai apna ATA

Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

Break Up SMS Messages - ~Main Mer Gaya~

CHAHTON main giley nahi hotey,

ishq main zabtey nahi hotey,

yad kartey hain dil hi dil main tujy,

apne dil main diye jalao"k"ab

ra$ton main diye nahi hotey,


kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.

meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...

Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!

Funny SMS Messages - ''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Funny SMS Messages - Q:What is the difference

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd


Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?


Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - ''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Friendship SMS Messages - A Lover gives Love

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne


Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed

Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Love SMS Messages - Muddassar Khan

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..

Meri rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai...

Wafa-e-muhabbat raak ho jane ko hai...

Jo mere dil se jhor kar meri zaat mein raha...

Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai...

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..

Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai...

Raapte socho ke simat jane ko hai...

Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha...

Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai...

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai...

Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai...

Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai...

Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke...

Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai...

Funny SMS Messages - New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Element

New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone

Funny SMS Messages - ''Fact1: You can not touc

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D

Love SMS Messages - Ive got ur bak

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..


If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..

No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

Funny SMS Messages - Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.

2. Faraz death

3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.

4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.

5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.

6. Marriot blast.


7. China launched space shuttle.

8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Funny SMS Messages - I m home, Please

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,


star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Admi Ko Naddi

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go


To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running


Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Khush to bahot hoge tum,

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?

WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Love SMS Messages - Sitam to yai hai

"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.

Funny SMS Messages - Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,

ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt

LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,

WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga


2. Tu bura na manni bai

3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere

4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???

5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha

6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna

7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina

8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a

9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai

10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Break Up SMS Messages - Nahi Rahey....!

TuM Mujhe bh00l kar t0 dekh0
Har khuShi r0uth jayegi
Jab akele tuM baith0gi
Khud-ba-khud Meri yaad aayegi
SheeShe ke ghar0n Main dekh0 t0
Putther dil wale buSte hain
J0 pyar k0 khail SaMajhte hain
Aur t0r ke dil k0 haSte hain
KaSh khuShiy0n ki k0i dukan h0ti,
huMe v uSk0 pehChan h0ti, bhar dete
aapk daMan khuShiy0n Se, kiMat uSki
Chahe Meri jaan h0ti

Funny SMS Messages - happy birthday to yo

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,

FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,

FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,

FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Lub Pe Aati Hai

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Break Up SMS Messages - Aashiane ki baat

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,


kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Friends . . . See & Saw

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 sardar ko tera bha

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

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Funny SMS Messages - dad tumharay unfit

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - zardari k baap ka pa

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.

He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?


sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?

Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing

Balle Balle;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Friendship SMS Messages - Hama Guman Tha

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Love SMS Messages - AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII
ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI

JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI
JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

CHUPTA PHIRTA HAI ISHQ DUNYA SE
PEHLTI JA RAHI HAI RUSWAII

AAJ TU WO B KUCH KHAMOSH SA THA
MAI NE B IS SE KOI BAAT NA KI

AIK DUM IS KE HONT CHOOM LIE
YE MUJHE BETHE BETHE KIA SOOJHI

AIK DUM ISKA HATH CHORADIA
JANE KIA BAAT DARMIYAN AYEE

TU JO ITNA UDAAS HAI LATIF
TUJHE KIA HOGAYA BATA TU SAHI

Funny SMS Messages - o my gaad lacoste

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap: acha! aur baqi?

Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!


chotha mai karna bhool gia!

paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!

chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,

maine dekha he nhe!

Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?

Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - kid teacher can i

kid teacher can i

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !


"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - SWEETHEART U R THE

Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,

Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,

Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,

Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,

Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,

Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,

Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,

Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,

Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai

Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...

Love SMS Messages - Its wonderful to

Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.

Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.

Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.

To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.

Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.

Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007

Funny SMS Messages - Latest News On GeO. . .

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - It Hurts 2 Love

Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

Funny SMS Messages - Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Friendship SMS Messages - Humne jab kabhi

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Wait . . . Cool

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.

One day they decided to go to a jungle.

while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??

..

..

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..

..

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..

..

..

..

..

A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added


To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - To know someone

FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:

galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae

FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:

kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,

hamesha malang hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga

tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.

ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.

Funny SMS Messages - The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!

Or in the end you wud be...

Like..


Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,

Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:

Back benchers association..

Yes!!

We talk with arguments.

Funny SMS Messages - New rules of life for 2008

New rules of life for 2008

New rules of life for 2008

1. Haste Rehne ka.

2. Tension nai leneka.

3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive

4. Mast rehneka.

5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.

6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka

7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka


Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Funny SMS Messages - WOMAN: U Tell

There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

-

Socho, socho!!

-

-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

-

-


"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"

Love SMS Messages - Love is like a cloud

Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.

Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.

Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.

To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.

Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.

Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.

¤KinG Of SmS¤007

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Funny SMS Messages - ''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Kon sa road?

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,


agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,


na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

Friendship SMS Messages - duniya kehti ha

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Funny SMS Messages - faqeer rupia dede b

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy

Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn

Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn

Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn


Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy

Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki

Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.

Funny SMS Messages - Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

Join...

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.

.

.

.

"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow

Beitta,Woh Kiun

Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon

Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon

Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon

Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon

Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

Funny SMS Messages - This sardarji goes t

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Love SMS Messages - CRY'' Is A Love Detecte

Honey,


If Love Comes In Colors,

I Choose Blue,

If Love Comes In Flowers,

I’ll Choose Rose,

If Love Comes In Songs,

I’ll Think Of Choosing Blues,

But If Love Should Come In Human Beings,

I’ll Definitely Not Think Twice Before

I’ll Choice You!

Because.....You Are My Choice

Funny SMS Messages - Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .

New Economic Lingo -

Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate

Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying

Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just

Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No


Longer In Use ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - How did Bill and Hillary

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Friendship SMS Messages - 1day Monda

??You are my true friend

?

??True friends are Rare to Find

?

??True friends are Always very Kind

?

??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful


?

??True friends Always make us Cheerful

?

??True friends are the Work of Perfection

?

??True friends Give us right Direction

?

??True friends Always shine like Moon

?

??True friends are the Greatest Boon


?

??That''s Y Ur My True Friend

??Forever ?

Funny SMS Messages - "Doctor, doctor

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE


But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - You cannot buy

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Love SMS Messages - Carry Me Away

December Kay Mahinay Ka Woh Shaid Akhri Din Tha

Baras Guzray Kayen

Main Nay “Mohabat” Lafz Likha Tha

Kisi Kagaz Kay Tukray Per!


Achanak Yaad Aya Hay

Baras Guzray Kayen

Muj Ko Kisi Say Bat Kerni Thi

Usay Kehna Tha

Jaan-Nay Jaan! “Mujay Tum Say Mohabat Hay”

Magar Main Keh Nahi Paya

Woh Kagaz Ag Tak Lipta Para Hay Dhool Main Lakain

Kisi Ko Day Nahi Paya

Dobara Cha Ker Bhi Main Mohabat Ker Nahi Paya

Funny SMS Messages - today is newspaper

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - future husband a free chocolate

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - Mere mobile ka accident

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - i m sending this foo

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Funny SMS Messages - Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Friendship SMS Messages - Sab Ne Kaha

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,


Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Sad SMS Messages - Badalti rut ka ishara

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

Funny SMS Messages - dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..

Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies

(Reality : when elected)


I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Funny SMS Messages - Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Court

Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now

and then


I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Funny SMS Messages - AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete


Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase

Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off

Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control


Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send

Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock

Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Love SMS Messages - True love is eternal

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
.
Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
.
KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
.
KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY

Love SMS Messages - Love bears all thing

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;

Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,


So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,

When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Funny SMS Messages - I . ...

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar


Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - |SMOKE

Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason

Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?

No

Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??

NO

Real Reason

Guess. . .

Wild Guess. . .

Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Woman Gets

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Chota Bacha

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Funny SMS Messages - Lite can replace Sun

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship

S0 many talks on a issue..

S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..

S0 many frndz on 1bench..

S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..

S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..

S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..


S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..

S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..

Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"

... L0ve y0u !!

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Aurat

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?


WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?

WhY do U still call it building when its already built?

If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........

Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - beautiful girl :

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,


Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Parody Of Zong Song

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''*I *Miss *You

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID


KAPOOR"

Geo

pathano Geo

Funny SMS Messages - Na Eid Mubarak

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.


Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Dark were those days

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,


larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,

RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - classroom

classroom

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R

Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Funny SMS Messages - A student''s leave letter:

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Can you explain

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?

Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?


Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>

Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?

Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar