To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Choti Choti Si Uski Do Ankhen
Do Chameli Ke Phool Hon Jese
Uska Hass Kar Nazar Jhuka Lena
Sari Shartein Kabool Hon Jaise
Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Khamoshi
Sari Batein Fezool Hon Jaise
Uski Batein To Phool Hon Jaise
Baki Batein Babool Hon Jaise.
- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands
- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating
- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money
- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On
- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation
- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz
- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye
- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita
1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR SUNAO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
