If your heart is broken tell me, I''ll get the glue =P
If you are lost in life call me, I''ll come find you (=
If you''re sad =( please just text me, it''s my obligation to make you smile =)
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If you''re happy let me know =D We''ll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..
Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..
Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..
Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..
Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??
''After the Announcement
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,
Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,
Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,
K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!
Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.
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I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
"small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:
"I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)
JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!
WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless
If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt
If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money
If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude
If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang
If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
...is you
...is love
...is shared
...is forgiving
...is understanding
...is shared secrets
...is heals many hurts
...is not judgemental
...is shared laughter
...is slow and steady
...is can be angry at times
...is dependable and true
...is more precious then silver or gold
...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect
...does not hold drudges or demand perfection
...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how
...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day
...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times
...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden
Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.
Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food
Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You
Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz
Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You
Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ
kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair
Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf
Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply
Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.
Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha
K
Light Chali Gai
Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi
Se Bola
*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
