Funny SMS Messages - Pathan BhaI sE kisi

Americans make a car

& 2 get some touch ups

They snd it 2 Japan

& they add a faster engine

Thn Japan sent it 2 UK

Who then added tinted windows

Who thn sent d car to China.


They added a better interior.

Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.

Pakistani luk @ d car & see

What a good job all of them have done.

So they flip the car over

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Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

Sad SMS Messages - usay bhol kar

Hamara ye tum ko salaam aakhri hai
Suno aj tum se kalaam aakhri hai
Agar ho sake to bhula dena hum ko
Yehi ek chhota sa kaam aakhri hai
Abhi aarzuon k sehra pyase hain
Magar aansuon ka ye jaam aakhri hai
Teri bewafaye ka shikwa aakhri hai
Yehi to wafaon ka inaam aakhri hai
Mariz-e-mohabbat ki aye chaara sazo
Tumhare shehar me ye shaam aakhri hai
Zara dair thehro qazaa k farishto
Labon pe hamara payaam aakhri hai
Koi mil sake ga na Hasrat k jesa
Teri adaon ka ye ghulam aakhri hai

Funny SMS Messages - A Little Bit Of Powder ...

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,


agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Roses r red,

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Funny SMS Messages - Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Funny SMS Messages - 1friend:

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death

A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG


The man says Am not USA citizen.

So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.

The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.

Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Love SMS Messages - I Dont Know Where

apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,

gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,

in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,

mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,

apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,

ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,

unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye jana ,

main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - Life while doing m.b.b.s

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?


Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kiya hai :

"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="

Gham Ko Karo Delete

Khushi Ko Karo Save

Rishton Ko karo Recharge

Dosti Ko karo Download

Dushmani Ko Karo Erase


Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off

Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On

Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control

Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali

Gusse Ko karo Hold

Muskan Karo Send


Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock

Dil Ko Karo Viberate

Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->

Love SMS Messages - When I pray I

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

Funny SMS Messages - Boys Philosphy . . .

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi

Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein

Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai


Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai

Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai

Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Saal 12 Mah

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - I really deeply

Hmari Life Bhi Cirket Ground Hai Or Hum Playerz.

Jo 1st Time Larki K Saath Pakra Jaye


"Knock Out"

Hota Hai,

Jo G.F Ko Milnay Ja Raha Ho Rastay Me Accident Hojaye,

"RUN OUT"

Jo G.F Ki Deewar Phlangtay Huay Pakra Jaye,

"CATCH OUT"

G.F K Bhai Mar Mar Kr Tangain Tor Dain

"LBW Out"

Ap Ka Dost Ap Ko Larki Ban Kr Bewaqoof Bnaye,

"Stamp Out"


Or Kuch Pedaishi "CLEAN BOLD"

Hotay Hain.

Ye Log Sirf Taalian Bja Kr Guzara Krtay Hain.

Friendship SMS Messages - Wonderful people

DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”

Funny SMS Messages - smile is a curve tha

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD

machine se nikal lena!

Funny SMS Messages - door se dekha to s

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.


Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.

Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Love SMS Messages - Love is seventh sense

I Wish . . .

I wish I could see through your eyes

so I would know what you like to see.

I wish I knew your wishes,

so I could give you everything you want.

I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,

and together we could make them come true.

I wish I knew what makes you happy,

so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.

And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,

so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart

Funny SMS Messages - Woh kon hai ?

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri

Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri

Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko

Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko

Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko

Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko

Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab


Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

Funny SMS Messages - Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby

The Bus Driver Says :

Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of

The Bus & Sits Down ,

She Says To A Man Next To Her:

The Driver Just Insulted Me !

The Man Says :


You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...

Funny SMS Messages - Easy way to kill an ant.

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Funny SMS Messages - source of vitamin

ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai

to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta

hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse

kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf

dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai

Funny SMS Messages - A B C D E F G H I

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the

jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi

aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.

name plate da matlb aa

Msc.mother of seven children aur

Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - If someone asks

Everything Has A Time And Place

Over Time Things Must Change

And Like A River Life Goes On

I Used To Say Love Was A Mistake

But I Was Wrong

Love Is The Greatest Thing

It Can Hurt Like Hell

But It Can Feel Like Heaven

And No Matter What Happens

This Love Make Me Dance Patiently

Funny SMS Messages - Quaid-e-Azam

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Sad SMS Messages - Woh Keh Gaye Ki Mera Intezaar Mat Karna

(GhAzaL)
Fasly To Pyar Ki "Pehchan" Howa Krty Hein

Na Jany Q Log "Preshan" Howa Krty Hein,

Ye Haqeqat Hy K Jahan Toot K Chaha Jaye,

Wahan Bichrny K "Imkan" Howa Krty Hain,

"Muhbt" B Tofan Utha Deti Hai Dil Main,

Phr Rasty Sunsan Howa Krty Hein,

Dil B To Ek Ghr Hai Jo Kbi Bsta Hai

Ujry To Phr Jesy Khali "Makan" Howa Krty Hein

Bhichry Kbi B Lout K Nhi Aaty
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Bas Fqt "Yadon" K Kuch "Nishan" Howa Krty Hein...:

Funny SMS Messages - I * * * * knøw

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said

"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em


In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - do u know how a

do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Juice Piyo

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

Love SMS Messages - True Test Of Love I

Tumhain bakhshi hai dil per hukmarani or kia detey..?

Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?

Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.

Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.

Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.

Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?

Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.

Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..

Funny SMS Messages - ''How v analyse things 4m outside

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

ek premi apni premika ke liye

anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,

or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?

dukandar-5000.00R.s

ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.

tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?


dukandar-do sitiya

Funny SMS Messages - ''To Garam Hoti Hai

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1


Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6


Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - The Only Reaxon Behind Broken Relationxhip

achha hai mujhe intjar nahi hai tumhara,

tumto kabhi na aane ke liye gaye ho,

tumhari kuchh yaade hai mere pass,

sirhane ke niche dabi padi,

dil ke ek kone mai,

abki aana to le jana wo sab ,


jo bikhra bikhra pada hai tumhare na hone se,

mere jehan se apni yaad,

mere dil ki wo fariyaad,

tumhari kahi hui har ek baat,

tumhare dwra di hui tumhari har ek saugat,

aur aansuo ki dhero katrane...........

Funny SMS Messages - please is number se aanay wali koi

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - "SACH KA SAMNA"

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Friendship SMS Messages - There comes that

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Love SMS Messages - You''re the shoulder

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".

Funny SMS Messages - Duniya Ki Sabse

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

Funny SMS Messages - Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap:acha! aur baqi?

Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe

Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?


Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..

Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Funny SMS Messages - muqadar

samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.


)==>kya aap anpadh hai?

nisulk madad ke liye likhe.

)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.

ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap

fir kahi nahi jayenge.

)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,

anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.

)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye

)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,

bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai