Love SMS Messages - Hanskar woh gamm

Apni Najron se unki Najren milni chahiye....


unke pyare se chehre pe ek khoobsurat si muskan hona chahiye....

log kehte hain, mujhe usi ke liye jeena chahiye...

usi ke Liye Marna Chahiye.....

ab toh mujhe bhi lagta hai yaaron is dil ke liye ek dilbar hona chahiye.....

Funny SMS Messages - Drinkers Gang

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A HINDI Teacher

"students Vs teacherz"..

.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''


When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - I want to share everything with u

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.

Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs

Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs


Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re

Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?

He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Love SMS Messages - Chahe wafa me

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - I''ve No Girlfriend

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei

Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,

Shehbaz Sharif,


hain.

Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.

Love SMS Messages - ISHQ AUR DOSTI MERI

sun0!
y0n chup se na raha kar0,
y0n kham0sh se j0 h0 jatay h0,
dil k0 weham sa h0 jata hai...
kahin khafa t0 nahi h0,
kahin udaas t0 nahi h0...
tum b0ltay achay lagtay h0,
tum dantay achay lagtay h0...
kabi shararat se kabi ghusay se,
kabi hanstay achay lagtay h0...
sun0! tum achay lagtay h0....

Break Up SMS Messages - Achcha hai mujhe

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil
Jeena Mushkil Hoo Gaya Daidi Kitni Mushkil
Uss Baywafaa Say Ab Haar Rishta Toor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingaay Hm
Muhabbaat Chor Daingay Hm
Maar Jayen Gay Par Ab Us Ka Naam Nahi Lain Gay
Jisnaay Toora Dil Usay Ilzaam Nahi Deingay
Dil Ki Batoo Mai Akaar Yeah Dhokaay Khayaaye Hein
Abb Apnaay Dil Say Ham Koi Kaam Nahi Lain Gay
Uss Baiwafaa Say Ab Har Rishta Tor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingay Ham
Muhabbat Choor Daingay Ham.

Funny SMS Messages - mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar made a call to the airport.

Khaaksaar k

dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha

mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,

k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love Me But Love

WOH MUJH SEY YEH NAHIN KEHTA USEY MUJH SEY MOHABBAT HAI

MAGER WOH AAJ KAL AIK JANOON KI ZID MAIN REHTA HAI

AJAB AIK BEKHUDI HAI, JO USEY BECHAIN RAKHTI HAI

WOH MUJH SEY BAAT KARTA HAI....

BOHAT HI AAM SI, MOSAM KI,

LOGON KI MEHAZ DUNIYA KI RASMMI SI


SAMJHTA HAI MAIN US KI AAM SI BATON KO BUSS "YUNHI" SAMJHTI HOON

WOH JAB TUK PAA NAHIN LETA SAMJH NAHIN LETA,

JAB TUK...!!! K MAIN BHI GAMZAN HOON KHAMOSHI SE US K RAASTEY PER

MAIN BHI JAGTI HOON...SOCHTI HOON RAAT BHER US KO

MAGER US SEY NAHIN KEHTI...!!! "MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"

Funny SMS Messages - Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?

''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola

"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''

Funny SMS Messages - Umair Taklu He

Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..

Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?

Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,

"WOH MERI HAI"

Friendship SMS Messages - A memory lasts 4Ever

Keep your eyes upon me, keep me in your sight, Help me don the crooked road, lead me to the light.

The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.

Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,

Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."

Friendship SMS Messages - lOGON PR EK ZAMANA

Our friendship is so beautiful to me.

Like a bird, it flies free.

It shines brightly like the sun.

Whoever knew friendship was so fun?


It lifts us up, never lets us down.

Never ever does it make us frown.

Our friendship makes us blessed.

It is definitely the best!

Funny SMS Messages - Masjid ki deewar pe

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..

Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?

Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Friendship SMS Messages - sawaal pani ka

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Funny SMS Messages - defeating or beating me

Angel askd a man

after death:

Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:

Ye dozakh bhugat k

aaya hy isay

jannat main daal do

Angel ask same

question to another

man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:

Isay dozakh main daal do

isay dozakhmain rehny ki

aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Customer : How much is that banana for?

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.


S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...


Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...

Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?

Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?

Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,

Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,

To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!

Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Funny SMS Messages - A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and

New Economic Lingo -

Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate

Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying

Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just

Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No


Longer In Use ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"

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.

.

1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Friendship SMS Messages - friends r da cutes

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,


Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Love SMS Messages - i wish... to put ...

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

Funny SMS Messages - tip of da day 3

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U

U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"

Friendship SMS Messages - Ghum me mohabbat ko

ik chota say sapna tha

us sapne mein koi apna tha

us apne mein kuch sakoon tha

jo zindagi ka junon tha

us junoon mein ek rahat thi


jo sirf teri chahat thi

us chahat mein ek andaz tha

jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha

us raaz mein ek khushbo thi

jo meri sooch ki justuju thi

us justuju mein ek hararat thi

jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi

us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha

k tou jo mere pass tha

us pass mein jo ek araam tha


woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha

Funny SMS Messages - ''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?

Funny SMS Messages - Aap ka roz subha ko

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..

Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?

Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Friendship SMS Messages - maine kabhi apni nahi

maine kabhi apni nahi

maine kabhi apni nahi doosron ki khoshi chahi,

par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,

aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,

par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,

is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,

par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham

Love SMS Messages - I Wish . . .

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy

Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein

Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain

Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir

Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko

Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy

Love SMS Messages - pathway of many colors n dead ends

Aanken band kar k bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.


Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon

Funny SMS Messages - pakistan aur afghani

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Funny SMS Messages - i got zero marks in exam

i got zero marks in exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,


Me or Teacher?:-)

Break Up SMS Messages - achha hai mujhe

Tere Naam ki thi jo Ro$hni u$ey khud tu ne Bujha diya

Ji$sko jala $aki thi na Dhoop u$ey chandni ne jala diya

Mein hoon Gardi$hon ka maara huwa mujhey ab apni khabar nahi

Wo jo $hakh$ tha mera rehnuma u$ey Ra$ton main ganwaa diya

Ji$s ko $amjha tha tu ne raqeeb,woh tera naseeb tha

Tere Haath ki lakeer tha,u$ey tu ne haath se hi mita diya

Mujhey i$hq hai ke junoon, yeh fai$la kabhi na ho $aka

Mera naam zeenat-e-da$ht tha,i$ey aandhiyon ne mita diya

Yeh uda$iyoo ka jamal hai , ke maraivj-e-kamal hai

Ke kabhi zaat se bi chupa liya , to kabhi $hehar bhar ko $una diya

Meri umar ka Guli$tan abhi khula huwa hai zaroor par

Wo jo phool they teri chah ke unko mau$amo ne gira diya.....

Funny SMS Messages - Jiddat k iss daur mein,

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,

FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,


FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,

FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Bikte Hai Gum Husn

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY

Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K

Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY

Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY

Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE

Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO

My response like Warid,

WE CARE

Funny SMS Messages - sania mirza ne mujhe sms kiya hy

There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????

kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!

Funny SMS Messages - Beemar shohar:

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - without love days are

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Funny SMS Messages - Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

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\,,/" /TOYOTA * * / ,,/\,\/ ,,/\,

Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''