Funny SMS Messages - Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry

Four guys

1 from Harward:

1 Oxford

1 Texas

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a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:


What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light

Harvard:Thought

Texas:Blink of an eye

Sardar:It’s loose motions,

because last night I was lying in my bed

& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,

it was over!

Friendship SMS Messages - keep the lamp of

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein


Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Ik dost hai kacha paka sa

Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda

Bus aik bahana acha sa

Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai

Jo door na ho kar pas nahi

Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Funny SMS Messages - ''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?

kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

Funny SMS Messages - Life is short so follow some rules:

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Funny SMS Messages - "hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya

to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - hum tum se bohat

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya

ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya

woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha

jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya

ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the

baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya

thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana

uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya

dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan

onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Sad SMS Messages - Forget The Times He Walked By

tu nay mujh say poocha hay, kay mein kesay rehta hon
yeh jo jalta dard sa hay, kesay usko sehta hon
sham dhalay dehleez pay bethay, kya tujhko ab bhi sochta hon
jab yad bikharnay lagti hay
aur sans attuknay lagti hay
jab sooraj gumm ho jata hay
aur chand bhi jalnay lagta hay
tu khud say poochnay lagta hon
yeh mein kesay rehta hon, dard ko kesay sehta hon.
mein kuch easay rehta hon

Funny SMS Messages - R U Sick suffering from fever

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: So sweet!

Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:


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Tution parhne k liye..

Funny SMS Messages - pathan yaar bakray

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Funny SMS Messages - A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?


Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Funny SMS Messages - Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Friendship SMS Messages - In my dream

NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,


MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,

DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,

AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,

RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,

AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,

AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"

Love SMS Messages - Love is an untamed

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Funny SMS Messages - I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Funny SMS Messages - Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro,

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro,

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,

Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?

Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,

Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,

Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!

Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.

Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,

Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,

Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,

Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

Sad SMS Messages - Motorway police

yeh duniya hai yahan pey yeh tamasha ho b sakta hai
abhi tu gham humara hai tumhara ho b sakta hai
Na ye samjo k tum hi akhri uski mohabbat ho
mohabbat juram hai usey dobarra b ho sakta hai
tera milna
bichar jana
bichar k pher mil jana
humesha ki judai ka ishara ho b sakta hai
Tum apny ap ko hrgiz koi ilzam mat dena ye soda hai mohabbat ka khasara ho b sakta haiii

Funny SMS Messages - Whenever You Feel Sad

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Love SMS Messages - tum

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;

Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,


When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Funny SMS Messages - ''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!


Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Love SMS Messages - Everything Has A

Everything Has A

Everything Has A Time And Place

Over Time Things Must Change

And Like A River Life Goes On

I Used To Say Love Was A Mistake

But I Was Wrong

Love Is The Greatest Thing

It Can Hurt Like Hell

But It Can Feel Like Heaven

And No Matter What Happens

This Love Make Me Dance Patiently

Funny SMS Messages - pathan cought cheating

Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...

Funny SMS Messages - bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..

Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….

Wo Bachiyan Phasana….

Wo Hasna Hasana….

Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….

Teachrz Ki Hatana…

Wo Punishment Milna…..


Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….

Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..

Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain

Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….

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Yadain Hi Yadain.

Funny SMS Messages - "APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.


Bill Gates: no!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill gates: then ok!

Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Love SMS Messages - The most coments

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga

Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai


Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Friendship SMS Messages - MAKING 100 FRIEND

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .


Is the forever friendship the two of us share.

Planted with kindness it''s warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.

laughter and fun .

It''s grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .

With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .

Like dew.

Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart''s garden.

We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty unsurpassed,our friend''s a flower that will always last.

Friendship SMS Messages - A friendship doesn''t

NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,

MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,

DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,

AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,

RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,

AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,


AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"

Funny SMS Messages - Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID

KAPOOR"

Geo

pathano Geo

Love SMS Messages - aksar pyar karne

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,


Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Funny SMS Messages - Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi

Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .

The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .

''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .

The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Mujhay Apnay Zab

Mujhay Apnay Zab

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Funny SMS Messages - koi takleafday chee

Main kitna tum py marta hun,


Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,

Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,


Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"


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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar was traveling in train

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - dil lagi k liye college ka chakar

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,


aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.


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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...