Funny SMS Messages - Chan Chandni rat meharma

What Happens To A


Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein

Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Great friends are

Friendship is not something that is

written on paper,

because paper can be torn.


It is neither something that can be

written on a rock,

for even a rock can break. But

It is written on the heart of a

person,

and it stays there forever.

Birthday wishes and blessings are

coming your way, my friend!

Funny SMS Messages - Principal 2 Students:

2 Dost

Year 1980


A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai

B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.

year 1990

A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai

B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen

year 2010

A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi

B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

year 2014

A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?


B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai

year 2030

A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi

B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,

Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,

Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.

Love SMS Messages - HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT

Wo agar husn waloon ki sarkaar thay

Hum bhi shahir-e-mohabt k sardar thay

Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein

Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay

Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi


hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay

Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa

Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay

Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay

Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay

Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye

Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay

Funny SMS Messages - Police ne larka

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer

HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness


DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

Friendship SMS Messages - OYE MERE DOST

What Is The Difference

Between

LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear

Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks

Friendship

Friendship Breaks

Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears

Friendship Gives

Support ...

If Love Makes

Possessive

Friendship Makes

Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate

Friendship Ends On

Love ...

If Love Is For Always

Friendship Is Forever ... :)

Funny SMS Messages - Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,


I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - I Wana Dedicate

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - What Will U Call

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Hain log vohi jahan mn achy

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Love SMS Messages - Love Is Like A Friendship

Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “DOOR” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi “CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day

Funny SMS Messages - Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,

Classes == Kabhi Kabhi

Viva == Encounter

Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret

Examiner == Mrityudata


Course == GodZilla

Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon

Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak

Question Paper == Paheli

Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz

Marks == Ashambhav

Paper Out == Plan

Cheating == Aksar

Result == Sadma

Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar


Fail == Devdas

Vacations == Masti

KT == Aakhri Rasta

Funny SMS Messages - Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.


Son: No

Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.

Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.

Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.

Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.


President:No

Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Funny SMS Messages - Hey Dear Kaha ho

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

Love SMS Messages - Love Is Like A Little

"I''ll give you the moon at night

I''ll give you star that lights your eyes

I''ll give you the sun that made just one more dawn

So another day may come


I''ll give you my heart and soul

I''ll be there to catch you when you fall

When you ask me what I give to you

Girl I''ll give it all"

Marry Me Sweetheart

Funny SMS Messages - Main Nain R0 Kar Uss

''{}.{},

/@ / "^----:":*

\,,/" /TOYOTA * * / ,,/\,\/ ,,/\,

Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

Love SMS Messages - If u love me

Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain,

koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain,

4 din ki chandani ka kya karna,

Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain,


Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain,

Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...!

Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain,

Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye,

Matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain.......

Sad SMS Messages - badnam

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - mother in the doctors office.

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,


aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

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.


Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Shaadi k pehle: Darling!

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - 10 persons in a

A Friend is a Treasure

A friend is someone we turn to,

when our spirits need a lift.

A friend is someone we treasure,

for our friendship is a gift.


A friend is someone who fills our lives,

with beauty, joy and grace.

And make the world we live in,

a better and happier place.

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Aurat Ne 1

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,


star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Friendship SMS Messages - keep the lamp

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always


rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - Pagal Hyn Wo Log Jo

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar

Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow

Beitta,Woh Kiun

Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon

Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon

Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon

Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon

Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

Funny SMS Messages - pathan

pathan

pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

Friendship SMS Messages - Zindagi behaal hai

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena

Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!

Love SMS Messages - God saw me hungry

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more


Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you

Every time I think about you I feel like dreaming about you

Every time I think about myself I feel that I am incomplete

Yes, I am incomplete without your love

Fill my heart with your love, I love you, I just love you!

Sad SMS Messages - Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend

Ghum Bade Aate Hai Qaatil Ki Nigahon Ki Tarah,
Tum Chhipa Lo Mujhe Aye Dost Gunahon Ki Tarah,

Apni Nazron Mein Gunehgaar Na Hote, Kyon Kar
Dil Hi Dushman Hai Mujrimon Ke Gawahon Ki Tarah,

Har Taraf Zeest Ki Raahon Mein Kadi Dhoop Hai Dost,
Bas Teri Yaad Ke Saaye Hai Panahon Ki Tarah,

Jinki Khatir Kabhi Ilzaam Uthaye,
Wo Bhi Pesh Aye Hai Insaaf Ke Shaahon Ki Tarah...

Funny SMS Messages - Vakeel:

4 guys

1 4rm HARVARD


2 4rm OXFORD

3 4rm TEXAS

4 Sardar 4rm punjab university

1 Question

what is th fastest thing in world?

OXFORD: light

HARVARD: thought

TEXAS: blink of an eye

Sardar: its loose motions

bcz


last night i was lying in my bed

n

b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,

it was over!

Funny SMS Messages - What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

Funny SMS Messages - ''tiger buscuit

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in


password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hubbies do only two things wrong.....

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei

Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,

Shehbaz Sharif,

hain.

Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain.

Funny SMS Messages - wife without makeup

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,


Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag

Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy

Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag


Baat Hy ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - What is the difference

"students Vs teacherz"..

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When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''


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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Love SMS Messages - Vo likhte hain humara

Love knows no boundaries, no distance,

no fear. What captures is the God''s love that

will eternally melt hearts together to stay,

fused and sealed forever as one. Love has its

way and new life has begun. You are a treasure

I shall cherish, sealed with my love, covered

with lace

Funny SMS Messages - Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Funny SMS Messages - Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,

Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,

Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,

Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Funny SMS Messages - pathan nay molvi sab say kaha

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,

Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?

Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,

Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,

Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!

Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.

Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,


Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,

Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,

Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

Funny SMS Messages - Pride, Attitude And

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Funny SMS Messages - There was ONe guy

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:


ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Accidents do happen

...Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or Bends with the remover to remove.

O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark,

That looks on tempests and is never shaken.

It is the star to every wandering bark,

whose worth''s unknown, although his height be taken.


-- William Shakespeare

Funny SMS Messages - Aishwariya Roy Is Being

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho