Love SMS Messages - when you are gone

Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..


ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...

dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon Dil chahta hai ke tujhe apna bana loon..

khud ko bhool jaon or tujh main samaloon..

ab lafzoon se ye dil behalta naheen...

dil chahta hai ke tujhe apney pas ley aaon or tujh apna bana loon

Funny SMS Messages - Rab kare apko sab mily Himut

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.


And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Friendship SMS Messages - Heart never hate

I''ve learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them

They love me

They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I''ve a complaint

Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

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They don''t teach me

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How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=

Funny SMS Messages - ''Agar “Punjab” k

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Funny SMS Messages - 2 bache ache hain

What Happens To A

Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein

Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Mohabbat "Khawab"

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@€;€;;-€¦
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨€)€€-€€€€
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´´´´´´´(,(**/*€¨€€¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨€¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
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/**)**¨¨€\\)\\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
€,¨¨¨¨_)--€--€------/_.

I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - When I was a kid

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Funny SMS Messages - Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Funny SMS Messages - ek pathan jab hum

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Itni pyar bhari nazron se

BOY : May I hold your hand?


GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - brain ....to think abt u

1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :


Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A

Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A

Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha

Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?

Funny SMS Messages - ''Its been a rough day.I got up this

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - Define a true music lover?

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Funny SMS Messages - bapo ne kaha zong ka

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

Love SMS Messages - Wo muskura rahe

I love the way that you look without your make up


I had a girl before we met but we broke up

Theres something ''bout you that makes me want to step up

Step up and be with u If that''s ok with you

I''m gonna make you feel like you are heaven on earth

I''m gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth

I''m gonna wanna hold you in my arms when you cry

If that''s ok with you If that''s ok with you

Funny SMS Messages - Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Break Up SMS Messages - O my mind

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They...

Din Main $oo Baar Mera Naam Liya Kertey They

Aaj Kia Baat Hay Kyun Mujh $ay Khafa Bethey Ho

Kia Ki$i Or Ko Dil Apna Bana Bethey Ho ?

Fa$ley Pehlay To Itnay Na Hua Kertey They

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia kertey They

Mana K Ye Ghum Hay Koi $ougaat Nahe

Tum Hamain Apna Kaho Ai$ay Bhe Halaat Nahe


Ager Bhool Gaye ho , To Koi Baat Nahe

Zakhm To Pehlay Bhe I$ Dil Pey Laga Kertey They

Main Wohe Hoon,Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They

Jee Main Aata hay K Aaaj Tumhain Terpa doun

Dard Jo Tumnay Diye Wo $ub Tum Ko Louta Doun

Ager Bhool Gaye Ho To Ye Batla Doun

Tum Mujhay Ha$il-E- Armaan kaha Kertey They

Main Wohe Hoon ... Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They.....

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Love SMS Messages - Love is an energy

Aanken band kar k bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon

Funny SMS Messages - Wo Dekho!

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight


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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Love SMS Messages - tumhe har safar ka

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - Ladies N Gentalmen

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,


Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Love SMS Messages - If I Could Have manY

Ussy Apne Rishtoon Ki Fikr Thi..Wo Jo Mera Waqif-e-haal

Tha..Wo Jo Uss Ki Subhe-e-urooj Thi..

Wohi Mera Waqt-e-zawal tha.. Meri Baat Kaise wo Manta,

Mera Dard Wo kaise jante,Wo tu khud Fana k Safar pe the..

Ussy Rokna Bhi Mahaal tha.. Kahan Jaoge Mujhe Choor kar,

Mein ye Poch poch kar Thak gaya,Wo jawab mujhe Na de Saka,

Wo tu Khud Sarapa Sawal the..Wo MILA jo Sadiyoon Ke Baad Bhi.

Mere Labb pe Koi GILA na Tha,Ussy Meri chup ne Rula Diya,

Jissy Guftagu pe Kamal Tha.....

Funny SMS Messages - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!

2 Friends . . . See & Saw

One Day See Saw Sea & Saw Didin’t See Sea. Se Saw Sea & Jumped In Sea. Saw Didn’t See Sea But Jumped In Sea. See Saw Saw In Sea & Saw Saw See In Sea. See Saw Both Saw Sea & Both Saw & See Were Happy To See Sea .

Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Dosti karo TELENOR

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo


in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,

you may be treated like the gardner,

you may be treated like the daycare,

you may be treated like the chauffer,

you may be treated like many things.

But one thing is for sure,

You will always be loved.

For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,


but a mothers work is never down.

And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,

So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!

Break Up SMS Messages - The only thing

Achcha hai mujhe intjar nahi hai tumhara,

tum to kabhi na aane ke liye gaye ho,

tumhari kuchh yaade hai mere paas...

Sirhane ke niche dabi padi,

dil ke ek kone me,

abki aana to le jana wo sab,

jo bikhra bikhra pada hai tumhare na hone se,

mere jehan se apni yaad,

mere dil ki wo fariyaad,


tumhari kahi hui har ek baat,

tumhare dwara di hui tumhari saugaat,

or aansuo ki dhero katrane,

Funny SMS Messages - Last night,da moon

''aankh se ansoo behte rahe

tha gham uski judai ka

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

din aya sagaai ka

farak na pada mehangai ka

vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe


beet gayi raat shehnai ki

aya din judai ka

vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe

hum dil par chot sehte rahe

ankh se ansuu behte rahe''

Funny SMS Messages - Definition for Human being:

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,

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"It really works!"

Funny SMS Messages - Larki ya larka Jab

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...

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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.

Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa

aur

Is tara bni ya

''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Dil dard ke samander

A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,


both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn''t have a friend.

Love SMS Messages - D se dil D se dilagi

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Funny SMS Messages - Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Love SMS Messages - Its Amazing

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,

I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.


Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Funny SMS Messages - If U R Going

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil

Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha

Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko

Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Funny SMS Messages - Doctor:

''Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Funny SMS Messages - bomber

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting


Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do


U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "