When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
Coz
They Understand
Just By Looking In Ur
Eyes
Coz
U Can Say
Something Stupid Or
Expose Ur Deepest
Secrets To Them
Coz
They Believe In
Ur Dreams, No Matter
How Silly They May Seem
Coz
They Love U
For Wh8 U r
& Finally
Everything U Do Together
Becomes A Memory ... =)
- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands
- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating
- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money
- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On
- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation
- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz
- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye
- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha
Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha
Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha
Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha
Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''
Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.
Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.
Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"
again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".
But the condition still the same.
The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease
Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!
Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...
Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain
Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...
Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain
Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan
Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
Patan Apni Girlfrend
Girl: Nahi Karungi, Ab Keh Bhi Do
Pathan: Tumhare Paas Niswaar Hai . . . ;->
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?
then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.
teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?
student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,
1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis
and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?
Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,
Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.
(,") DR.DIL (",)
Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close
2 Our Heart,
Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close
2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above.
And we feel we''re surrounded,
By warm, caring love.
Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.
Friends are like angels,
Without any wings.
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.
patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya
main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya
angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah
qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya
23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay
aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay
ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai
baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai
subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har
koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo
tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai
hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara
dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai
teray her lafz se roshni photti hai
teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai
ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna
10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.
Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"
Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!
Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..
Dont Delete dis iz real,
1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye
1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,
1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia
so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
Every second Allah remembers you,
Every minute Allah Bless You,
Every hour Allah cares for you because...
Every day I pray Allah to take care Of You.
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...
Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai...
Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti
Toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti
Kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti
Toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti
