Love SMS Messages - Jaise chahte hain hum

Zaat ban k meri zaat me raha krta he
Ik shakhs he jo mjh me basa krta he

mery chehry me nazar aata he chehra us ka
uska tabbasum mery honton pe khila krta he

mere lafzon se ada hoti he baatain uski
mere lehje se gharoor us ka chalka krta he

meri neendon pe he barson se hakoomat uski
khwab ban k wo meri palko pe saja krta he

is had tk meri hasti main moujood he wo shakhs
mery har naksh me aks us ka mila krta he

Funny SMS Messages - golden words

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???

Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...

Kia Raat Ko Sote Main


Jaag Jate Hain

Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se

Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???

Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi

Kion K Hum Laaye Hain

Sirf Aap K Liye.....

PAMPERS Twin Pack

Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main

Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is Not

When a Guy does Something

Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite


Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't

mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something

Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!

Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!

Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!


Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Funny SMS Messages - Request hai apse

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..

So The Tittle Song Like This...


Pinjre Main Bithake,

Patton Se Saja Ke,

Kutton Se Bacha Ke,

Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...

Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...

Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Friendship SMS Messages - If You Angry with

The Glory Of Friendship Is Not Th

Outstretched Hand, Nor The Kindly Smile,

Nor The Joy Of Companionship.

It Is The Spiritual Inspiration That Comes

To You When You Discover That

Someone Else Beleives

In You And Is Willing To

Trust You With A Friendship

Funny SMS Messages - 1pagal 2nd se hath

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Funny SMS Messages - A guy frm my College...

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez

2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher To 16

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Beta :

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Funny SMS Messages - ''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

New Funny GAME.

Sath sath Add karty jayain.

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko

Ek khali PAGE

pe lekh dain.

Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendships May Be

MY $WEET DREAMZ

FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

Funny SMS Messages - teacher to student

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Light kab aye ge ?

Light kab aye ge ?

2 Dost

Year 1980

A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai

B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.

year 1990

A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai

B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen

year 2010


A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi

B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

year 2014

A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?

B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai

year 2030

A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi

B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

Love SMS Messages - The Greatest Mistake

(Us ne kaha)
Tum me pehli si baat nahi?
(Maine kaha)
Zindagi me ab tera sath nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Ab bhi kisi ki aankhon me doob jate ho?
(Maine kaha)
Ab kisi ki ankhon me wo baat nahi,
(Us ne kaha)
Kya mein bewafa ho?
(Maine kaha)
Mujhe ab wafa ki talash nai
(Usne kaha)
Kyun itna toot kr chaha muje?
(Maine kaha)
Mein insan ho koi pathar zaat nai.
(Usne kaha)
Bhol jao mujhe!
(Maine kaha)
Tum haqiqat ho koi khwab nai…

Funny SMS Messages - A boy goes to see a dance.

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Baap re baap

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Love SMS Messages - main lafjo se kuc

~ I love you:

Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person''s deepest emotional needs.

The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words:

"I love you."

Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.

Love SMS Messages - Luving has 2 phase

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,

Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,

Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,

Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,

Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,

Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - Two lovers plan

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Faith makes al

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Funny SMS Messages - win bumper prizes

Soldier to General:


Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking..

General:

Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:

Sir why d red shirt??

General:

In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:


Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:

Hurry up!

Bring me

My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?

Funny SMS Messages - Zindagi bari udaas hy

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...

iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,

Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..


Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,

Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Break Up SMS Messages - How can I put

wo muj say besabab uljha nahe tha,

wo pahlay tou kabi aisa nahe tha,

bohat aala tha us ka zarf laken,

wo meri zaat ko samja nahe tha,

wo wo jis berukhi say chal diya tha,

man itna b gea guzra nahe tha,

usay main kiun bura thehraon yaro,

wo acha tha faqat mera nahe tha.......

Love SMS Messages - What is a soulmate

Kya Aap Janty Hain

2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain

Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi

PYAR HO TO ESA HO.

Funny SMS Messages - friends are always badtameez

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

Funny SMS Messages - Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Funny SMS Messages - Rub se dua karte hain,

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Friendship SMS Messages - True friendship

Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne


Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum

Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed

Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi

Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne

Love SMS Messages - hamne apni sanso

Chalo tumhare pyar par yakeen karte hain


Dil kya yeh jaan tum par qurbaan karte hain

Bus tum mere dil ko dhukana mat

Bus yehi tumse hum faryaad karte hein

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

Pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,

Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,

Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad

Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqat aane ke baad

Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai


Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad

Funny SMS Messages - Heartbeats are countle

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D

Funny SMS Messages - FuNnY bUt TrUe

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Funny SMS Messages - kanjoos hajji

On your birthday,

I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle

you freely dispense wherever you go,

how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.

Every birthday marks another year

of you radiating positive, happy energy,

contagious happiness


that infects all who come in contact with you.

May your next birthday find you the same--

glowing from within,

beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.

I feel blessed to know you.