Love SMS Messages - love

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

Funny SMS Messages - Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...

Funny SMS Messages - ''This dog, is dog,

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The

Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Our friendship is so

A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate


that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn''t have a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - free-free-free breakfast free-LUNCH

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar 2 his wife

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Funny SMS Messages - Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - NAZ MEIN SONY WALY

when I see u I feel I care 4u

when I kiss u I feel I miss u all the time

when I hug u I feel I need u

when I touch u I feel this is the end of my life


and now Im thinking of u I feel that I luv u more than ever I do

thats y I think of u all the time

-!- lOve nEveR diEs -!-

Funny SMS Messages - Man: Is there any way for long life?

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,

FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,

FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,


FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - some thing can not

NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,

MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,

DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,

AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,

RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,

AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,

AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"

Funny SMS Messages - Wife-1baat bolti hu,

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.


Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Funny SMS Messages - commandar safegaurd

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar


Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN


ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Judge: Tum qabool

ek premi apni premika ke liye

anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,

or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?

dukandar-5000.00R.s


ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.

tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?

dukandar-do sitiya

Funny SMS Messages - ''God made

Rules ®ulations for college

1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.


Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own

Funny SMS Messages - Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Funny SMS Messages - Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT


NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi

button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA

INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

Friendship SMS Messages - Zindgai Udaas Hone

I''ve learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them

They love me

They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I''ve a complaint

Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

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They don''t teach me

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How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=

Funny SMS Messages - kameeni charas peeti thi

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''U stole my memories,I excused u

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Reaction of Girs Wen

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,


Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - pathan bhe!!!!!!

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Funny SMS Messages - Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.

3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.

4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.

5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.

6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.

7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek baar ek cyclewala

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

they took it out to different countries for test.

In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves

In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves

Spain in 30mins it caught 100

thieves

Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,

in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Funny SMS Messages - william nargis

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge


Qawali... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aur DoN.. 03343004071

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."

Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"

Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Waqt Mily Toh Hmein Yad Ker Lena Pal Pal

TuM Mujhe bh00l kar t0 dekh0
Har khuShi r0uth jayegi
Jab akele tuM baith0gi
Khud-ba-khud Meri yaad aayegi
SheeShe ke ghar0n Main dekh0 t0
Putther dil wale buSte hain
J0 pyar k0 khail SaMajhte hain
Aur t0r ke dil k0 haSte hain
KaSh khuShiy0n ki k0i dukan h0ti,
huMe v uSk0 pehChan h0ti, bhar dete
aapk daMan khuShiy0n Se, kiMat uSki
Chahe Meri jaan h0ti

Funny SMS Messages - 1 baat tou btao

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,


Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Manoos ajnabi

Everything has a time & place

Overtime things must change

And like a river life goes on

I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake

But I was wrong

LOVE is the greatest thing

It can hurt like HELL

But it can feel like HEAVEN

And No Matter What Happens

This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .

Funny SMS Messages - college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry

STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

Funny SMS Messages - tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is good in

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,

Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,


But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Funny SMS Messages - Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

''Husband wanted to call the hospital


to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P''