Funny SMS Messages - After reading

Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba

Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat

par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee

to ladka bola.

"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".

Funny SMS Messages - Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Filmstar Meera ne Geo

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri


Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko

Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Funny SMS Messages - dada ye to us se b udham hai

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

Funny SMS Messages - ferrari ki sawari

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna


Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko

Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Funny SMS Messages - KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - Khaaksaar k

Khaaksaar k

Khaaksaar k

dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha

mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,

k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Those We Love

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Funny SMS Messages - Darya-e-Ravi

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:

mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

Funny SMS Messages - Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"

Love SMS Messages - Everyday That

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Funny SMS Messages - Is dil mein yaadon

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

Funny SMS Messages - Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - doctor to a kid ha

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Funny SMS Messages - Queen of England

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:

sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh

kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:

Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Love SMS Messages - In love never keep

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe


Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,


Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,

Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Funny SMS Messages - Pir Sahib went

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on


top of Ur alarm clock wl

prevent U from rolling over

n going back to sleep

after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?

Smash Ur Thumb with a

Hammer n U wl 4get abt

the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure

Sufferers:


Simply cut Urself n bleed

for a few minutes, thus

reducing Pressure in

Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?

Take a large dose of

Jamal-Gota then U wl b

afraid to cough ... ;)

Love SMS Messages - Being Singal Is Cool

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..

Meri rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai...

Wafa-e-muhabbat raak ho jane ko hai...

Jo mere dil se jhor kar meri zaat mein raha...

Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai...

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..

Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai...


Raapte socho ke simat jane ko hai...

Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha...

Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai...

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai...

Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai...

Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai...

Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke...

Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai...

Funny SMS Messages - HUSBAND vs WIFE

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar

Se Ja Raha Tha,

Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Love SMS Messages - While Enjoying The Roses

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
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( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - im willing to a

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - Astagfirullah Astagfirullah

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death

A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG

The man says Am not USA citizen.

So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.

The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.

Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Funny SMS Messages - Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Funny SMS Messages - Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - The Height Of Pain

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".

Love SMS Messages - I love your mouth

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya

ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya

woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha

jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya

ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the

baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya

thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana

uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya

dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan

onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

Naughty SMS Messages - Radio Quiz

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,

Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,

Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,

Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,

Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,

Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai

*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

Friendship SMS Messages - You make 10 friends

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Ik dost hai kacha paka sa


Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda

Bus aik bahana acha sa

Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai

Jo door na ho kar pas nahi

Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Love SMS Messages - It would be the

Mohabbat "Khawab" Hoti Hai!

Mohabbat "Baat" Hoti Hai!

Jo Koi Pooch Baithey To!

Mohabbat "Raaz" Hoti Hai!

Machalti Hui Umangoon Ka!

Suhana Saath Hoti Hai..

Jo Koi Dhoondna Chahye To!

To Yeh Nayab Hoti Hai..

Ghammoon Ki Dhool Hai Shayad!

Chamakti Raat Hai Shayad!


Kisi Ki Yaad Hai Shayad!

Mohabbat Pur Sakoon Bhi Hai!

Magar Betaab Hoti Hai!

Agar Mill Na Sakey To Phir!

"AZAAB-E-JAAN"

Hoti Hai!

Funny SMS Messages - Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Love SMS Messages - Missed call to ek bahana hai,

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

Friendship SMS Messages - Don''t only be close

Our friends are like angels,

who brighten our days.

In all kinds of wonderful,

Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,

As a gift from above.

And we feel we''re surrounded,

By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,

Their smiles bring the sun.

And they fill ho-hum moments,

With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,

Without any wings.


Blessing our lives,

With the most precious things.

Love SMS Messages - True Poets Don''t

Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....

Love SMS Messages - Love U

You’re There For Me When I’m Lost

You’re There For Me At Every Cost


You’re There For Me Through Snow And Rain

You’re There For Me When I’m In Pain

You’re There For Me To Heal My Cut

You’re There For Me No Matter What

You’re There For Me Like An Angel From Above

To Watch Over Me And Teach Me How To Love

Funny SMS Messages - "~"loVe"~"

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,


sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - Taliban: Hum Buht jald karachi arhe hai

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:

U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Rules &regulations for college

Rules ®ulations for college

Rules ®ulations for college

1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.

Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own

Funny SMS Messages - 2 Married Men Talking

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.

) '' (

/ )..)..poooon..

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