Love SMS Messages - The Most Touching

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Break Up SMS Messages - Chhoor kar sahil

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,


kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye.........

Love SMS Messages - L o v e Is Lot Like

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,


BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,

Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya

Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,

Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,

Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…

Funny SMS Messages - Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - ''Larka: tumhari Zulfon

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:


U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Aadat Or Ada Me

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Funny SMS Messages - It''s v easy 2 eat Sweet Choclate

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Funny SMS Messages - ''HUSBAND

Beemar shohar:

MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..

Biwi: Wo kiun..?

Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,


''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,

ghaday ki trah kaam krta

hun,

Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,

Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

Friendship SMS Messages - True Frendship Doesn

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,

Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,

kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,

Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,

NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,

Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,


Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko

badal lete hain,

Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

Love SMS Messages - That Smile that

That Smile that

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;


Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,

When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Love SMS Messages - A beautiful Love sms

il k lut jane ka izhar zrori to nai
ye tamasha sar-e-bazar zrori to nai
muja tha ishq teri roh se or ab b ha
jism se koi srokar zrori to nai
me toje tot k chahon tu meri fitrat ha
to b ho meri talabgar zrori to nai
ay sitam kash zara jhank meri ankhon mein
zuban se pyar ka izhar zrori to nai

Break Up SMS Messages - Kyu Yeh Dard Jaata Nah

Jisnay Thoray Waaday Jisnay Toora Dil
Jeena Mushkil Hoo Gaya Daidi Kitni Mushkil
Uss Baywafaa Say Ab Haar Rishta Toor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingaay Hm
Muhabbaat Chor Daingay Hm
Maar Jayen Gay Par Ab Us Ka Naam Nahi Lain Gay
Jisnaay Toora Dil Usay Ilzaam Nahi Deingay
Dil Ki Batoo Mai Akaar Yeah Dhokaay Khayaaye Hein
Abb Apnaay Dil Say Ham Koi Kaam Nahi Lain Gay
Uss Baiwafaa Say Ab Har Rishta Tor Daingay
Muhabbat Chor Daingay Ham
Muhabbat Choor Daingay Ham.

Friendship SMS Messages - Aspire to Acquire

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Ik dost hai kacha paka sa

Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa


Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda

Bus aik bahana acha sa

Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai

Jo door na ho kar pas nahi

Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Friendship SMS Messages - How friends break

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Love SMS Messages - Love Cannot Endure

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano


Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - Muncipalty Van

Ek Aurat

Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas

Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:

"Me Apne Chote Bete

Ki Waja Se Bht

Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti

k Laddu Bna Bna k

Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat


Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou

Khud Hi Adat Chooth

Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj

Bataye''n Wrna Mere

Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro

Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n

Gi " ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Tmhara farz hai dalna

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Funny SMS Messages - PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO

(Bechara Mard)


Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,


aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain.

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo


Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek sardar apni unparh maa se

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.

3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.


4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.

5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.

6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.

7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - When I waz a kid my

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.

I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and

new email ID when i get is there.

Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the

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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN

Funny SMS Messages - A pathan & his

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Love SMS Messages - Yuhi ter pyaar mein

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Love SMS Messages - ussay apni zaat ki fikar thi......

ussay apni zaat ki fikar thi......

ussay apni zaat ki fikar thi wo jo mera wakif e haal tha
woh jo us ki subhe urooj thi woh mera waqt e zawal tha
mera dard woh kaisay janta meri baat woh kaisay manta
woh to khud fanna k safar main tha usay rokna bhi mohal tha
kahan jao gay mjhay chor kar main yeh poch poch k thak gaya
woh jawab mujh ko na de saka woh to khud sarapa sawal tha
woh mila to saddiyon baad bhi mera lab per koi gila na tha
ussay meri chup ne rula dia jisay guftugu main kamal tha

Friendship SMS Messages - You are not only

Udas mat ho Dost....

dono milkar dubara ZANZEER film banayenge...,

Tum BIG B ban jana Hum PRAN ban jayenge...,

Dono yaari hai imaan gana gayenge...,

Agar film flop bhi ho jati hai to bilkul na ghabrana.

Dono station par chay ki dukan chalayenge.

Tum chay banana aur ham chay chay chilaye ge magar DOSTI to NIBHAYENGE.

Friendship SMS Messages - A ----

Why We Make Friends ???

Coz


They Understand

Just By Looking In Ur

Eyes

Coz

U Can Say

Something Stupid Or

Expose Ur Deepest

Secrets To Them

Coz

They Believe In


Ur Dreams, No Matter

How Silly They May Seem

Coz

They Love U

For Wh8 U r

& Finally

Everything U Do Together

Becomes A Memory ... =)

Love SMS Messages - You Have Gotta

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Funny SMS Messages - diff bw ignorance

A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,

N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)

...She Replied: "Of course Not.."

...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught

On 10th floor by another Boy,

He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"

"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!

He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;


When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:

"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:

''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - SMS karne k fayde

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!

Or in the end you wud be...

Like..

Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,

Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:


Back benchers association..

Yes!!

We talk with arguments.

Sad SMS Messages - 2 chaizain

Hamara ye tum ko salaam aakhri hai
Suno aj tum se kalaam aakhri hai
Agar ho sake to bhula dena hum ko
Yehi ek chhota sa kaam aakhri hai
Abhi aarzuon k sehra pyase hain
Magar aansuon ka ye jaam aakhri hai
Teri bewafaye ka shikwa aakhri hai
Yehi to wafaon ka inaam aakhri hai
Mariz-e-mohabbat ki aye chaara sazo
Tumhare shehar me ye shaam aakhri hai
Zara dair thehro qazaa k farishto
Labon pe hamara payaam aakhri hai
Koi mil sake ga na Hasrat k jesa
Teri adaon ka ye ghulam aakhri hai

Sad SMS Messages - Ya phir ye Sara Mamla hi Khatam Kar,

Beet Gaye Sare Mahine Saal Ke,
Ab Phir Laut Aya Hain December,

Mere Gamo ka mausam Jata Nahi,
Ya Allah Kuch Mujh Par Karam Kar,

Jab bhi uski yaad ati hain Mujhko,
Nahi So Pata Hun Ek Karwat Par,

Ab tu Sardi bhi nahi lagti december main,
Nahi Rakhta main ek bhi Kapda Badan Par,

Allah tu Lauta de phir se wo mahine aur sardiyan,
Ya phir ye Sara Mamla hi Khatam Kar,

Love SMS Messages - They don''t LUV dat

On a dark and moonless night

I sit and close my eyes, imagine

your face, your touch, your kiss,

and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling

and glittering stars around me .

How lucky I am to have you, my love!

I do not need any light to see

as you are my light.

I Love You.

Friendship SMS Messages - Tumse hi Dosti

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.


True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.

True friends give us right direction.

True friends always shine like moon.

True friends are the greatest boon The like friend Rahish

Love SMS Messages - 1 bat bataon raaz

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

Funny SMS Messages - Islmabad Airport Par PIA

On your birthday,

I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle

you freely dispense wherever you go,

how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.

Every birthday marks another year

of you radiating positive, happy energy,

contagious happiness

that infects all who come in contact with you.

May your next birthday find you the same--


glowing from within,

beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.

I feel blessed to know you.

Friendship SMS Messages - Love makes u

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection


True friends give us right direction

True friends always shine like moon

True friends are the greatest boon

Funny SMS Messages - Yara hum bohat preshan hai

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Friendship SMS Messages - WhO iS a TrUe AnD

Kyon Maangte Ho Andhere Apne Vaaste E Dost

Jab Hum Roshni Kharid Laaye Hai

Takeed Ki Hai Baharo Se K Tujhse Jaakar Mile

To Kyon Tere Aas Paas Gumon K Saaye Hai

Apne Labon Ko Kyon Siye Baithe Ho

Kya Chhupa Hai Dil Mein Saamne To Laao

Dard Ki Lakiron Ko Mitane Do Gallon Se

Tere Liye Har Lamhe Se Muskuraahte Samet Laaye Hai

Gar Karoge Bharosa Mujh Par Dost

Waada Hai Sada Saath Nibhaunga

Har Aansun Jo Ubhrega Teri Aankon Mein

Teri Ksam Apni Aankhon Mein Sahej Laaunga

Funny SMS Messages - n0w bush replies 2

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.

The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest

opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not

know what "food" was,in China they did not know what


"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"

was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,

Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America

they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Jab Apka Janam Hua

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,


agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Love SMS Messages - U know who is the

Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha

Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe

Main phans gayi bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye

Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan

Na woh sakoon se betha na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka

Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi main

Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Funny SMS Messages - ek pathan mobile company

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Funny SMS Messages - a sensible proposal

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Love SMS Messages - saza yah khob mili

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - aik aurat

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream

Teacher asks girl,

"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,

"Listen girl,

Ur thinking is wrong,

&

Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Funny SMS Messages - khush khabri

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Shortest Fairy

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,


Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Love SMS Messages - Please remind me

What I Enjoy Is Your Company, Being Near You, Being Togather.

What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.

I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U

Funny SMS Messages - Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.

IF Engineer Starts Making Films .

The Name Will Be . . .

"Current Ho na Ho"

"Janam Supply Karo"

"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"

"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"

"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"

"Engineer No.1"

"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"

"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"

"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->