Friendship SMS Messages - Fights 4 Friends

Fake / Real

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask

For Food

Real Frnz: Are The

Reason You Have No

Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen

You Cry

Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your

Stuff For Few Days

Thn Give It back

Real Frnz: Keep Your

Stuff So Long They

Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few


Things Abt You

Real Frnz: Could Write

A Book Abt You Wid

Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For

A While

Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:

Funny SMS Messages - shah jahan ne taj mehal k

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.

Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.

Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?


Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Customer :

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,


RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - Jo log chand niklnay

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?

Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.

2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye

Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese Ka Gam Nai,

Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K

KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Sad SMS Messages - ansu na hotay.

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - Chor 1 ghar me chori

Chor 1 ghar me chori

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT

NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi

button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA

INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Boss Waz Not In Room.

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.

Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.

Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Funny SMS Messages - A Solid Reason For Having

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..


Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.

Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..

Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..

2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,

"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"

Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Naughty SMS Messages - One Boy To Anothe

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi

Us ne Multan se Matirc kia

karachi se F.A kia

Faisalabad se B.A kia

Islamabad se M.A kia

Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein


Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai

Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .

{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

Funny SMS Messages - Gadha tanhai me kya

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)

and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s

friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for

giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget

that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every


falling star."

Friendship SMS Messages - Few Moments In

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....

Funny SMS Messages - Paper mei is Liye Mere

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Love SMS Messages - Love Is Like A Flower

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

who calls you back when you hang up on him...

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...

who holds your hand in front of his friends...

this is Love ,true love will knock on your heart Anytime...

Funny SMS Messages - Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry

Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."

Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"

Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.

Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya

Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha

K

Light Chali Gai

Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi

Se Bola

*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan ko rastay

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??


BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Funny SMS Messages - A lawyer saw an

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Funny SMS Messages - Catch her by her waist…

''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The

Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi

Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi

Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi


Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''

Break Up SMS Messages - Agar tapakta A$hkon

Achcha hai mujhe intjar nahi hai tumhara,

tum to kabhi na aane ke liye gaye ho,

tumhari kuchh yaade hai mere paas...

Sirhane ke niche dabi padi,


dil ke ek kone me,

abki aana to le jana wo sab,

jo bikhra bikhra pada hai tumhare na hone se,

mere jehan se apni yaad,

mere dil ki wo fariyaad,

tumhari kahi hui har ek baat,

tumhare dwara di hui tumhari saugaat,

or aansuo ki dhero katrane,

Funny SMS Messages - i Heard That

IT''S A SCARY STORY.

READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.

A man came to him & asked for buying.

He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,


"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"

Else you face problem.

Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.

Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.

Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

Funny SMS Messages - Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Friendship SMS Messages - When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend


Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..


When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not

Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Friendship SMS Messages - I Value Ma Friends

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends


& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is

Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our


Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With

Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Funny SMS Messages - If time doesn''t

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - The nominees for

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

Funny SMS Messages - Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - hum kabhi aap se kha

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.

Wife asks: what r u thinking?


Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife: Yes

Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''

Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Be CareFul To

“Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera”,

Agar Chaho Gey “Tum” Mujh Ko,

Tumhari Saans Se Pahle,

Tumhari Jaan Ban Jaoon,


Agar Dekho Gey “Tum” Mujh Ko,

Tumhari Ankh Se Pahle,

Tumhara Khawab Baan Jaoon,

Agar Sath Chalo Gey “Tum” Mere,

Tumhare Paoon Se Pahle,

Tumhari Raah Ban Jaoon,

“Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera”

Funny SMS Messages - SAYING:

1 rich girl ko school mei

Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay mei girl ne likha----

" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...

Funny SMS Messages - Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,

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