Funny SMS Messages - 2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,


peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: I am not rich

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,

Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief


but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Friendship SMS Messages - Birth'' Is 0nce

Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Love SMS Messages - They say everything

Mohabbat "Khawab" Hoti Hai!

Mohabbat "Baat" Hoti Hai!

Jo Koi Pooch Baithey To!

Mohabbat "Raaz" Hoti Hai!

Machalti Hui Umangoon Ka!

Suhana Saath Hoti Hai..

Jo Koi Dhoondna Chahye To!


To Yeh Nayab Hoti Hai..

Ghammoon Ki Dhool Hai Shayad!

Chamakti Raat Hai Shayad!

Kisi Ki Yaad Hai Shayad!

Mohabbat Pur Sakoon Bhi Hai!

Magar Betaab Hoti Hai!

Agar Mill Na Sakey To Phir!

"AZAAB-E-JAAN"

Hoti Hai!

Friendship SMS Messages - Same Friend

Time Mite Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces

Bu t

I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life''s Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]

Funny SMS Messages - Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Funny SMS Messages - Prince charles & sardarji

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera

muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day

mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Funny SMS Messages - Muhabat Ho Jaye

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.


Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.

Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Funny SMS Messages - Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u

'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

1


DarD

2

GhAM

3

RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

1

"HumAyuN"

2

Us K Msgs

3

US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:

1

Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA

2

ApnA nAAm LikhnA

3

DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Once upon a time

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Love SMS Messages - A Special Smile

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,


Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,

Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - ''Do pal ki bhi khushi

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,


push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,

''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,

Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - kya meri nak tedi hai.

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - film releaze ho rahi hai libas

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!

If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful

If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming

If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy

If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad

If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group

If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy

If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Which Was The First Nike Shop?

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Love SMS Messages - A Funny Thought

Ussy Apne Rishtoon Ki Fikr Thi..Wo Jo Mera Waqif-e-haal

Tha..Wo Jo Uss Ki Subhe-e-urooj Thi..

Wohi Mera Waqt-e-zawal tha.. Meri Baat Kaise wo Manta,

Mera Dard Wo kaise jante,Wo tu khud Fana k Safar pe the..

Ussy Rokna Bhi Mahaal tha.. Kahan Jaoge Mujhe Choor kar,

Mein ye Poch poch kar Thak gaya,Wo jawab mujhe Na de Saka,

Wo tu Khud Sarapa Sawal the..Wo MILA jo Sadiyoon Ke Baad Bhi.

Mere Labb pe Koi GILA na Tha,Ussy Meri chup ne Rula Diya,

Jissy Guftagu pe Kamal Tha.....

Funny SMS Messages - If ever u start missing

Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
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phr yay kon hai???
(\./)
/.”.)”^——;”;
\,,/”(gulabo)\
…….//\\ //\\

Funny SMS Messages - weather report mein

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)

Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)

Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)

Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Love SMS Messages - Har dhadkan pe

Har dhadkan pe

Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,

Aap ho humey apni jaan se bhi pyare,


Tabhi to waqt be waqt yaad kiya karte hain

Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan

Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan

Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan

Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan

Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan

Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere

Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri

Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri

Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye


Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri

Funny SMS Messages - Boy: Larkiyan Peps

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants


MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But


U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Meera says about Sania and Shoaib

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga

2. Tu bura na manni bai

3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere

4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???

5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha

6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna

7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina

8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a


9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai

10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Funny SMS Messages - Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.

Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best

one. I went back but could not find it there.


GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.

So never let ur love go!!

Funny SMS Messages - Titanic was sinking.

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,


n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - in the absence of no

stupid questions with smart answers....

boy:may i hold u r hand?

girl:no thanks its not heavy.


boy:plz say u love me..

gorl:u love me..

girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?

boy:sure whats u r mobile no..

girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever

boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Friendship SMS Messages - FrIeNdShIp Is A gIfT

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - congratulations to y

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......

kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain

lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah


orkut se pyar hain aah

o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,

boring si ek teacher hai

jabse mila hai orkut

badla har ek manzar hain

dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale

dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue

orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein

har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein


kya mujhe pyar hain aah

orkut se pyar hain aah

kya mujhe pyar hain aah

Funny SMS Messages - the most important t

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Love SMS Messages - Piyar "Dil" hai

Gulshan ki tarah muje mehkaya karo tum
Din dhal jaye to raat ki rani ban jaya karo tum
Muje Tanhaion say bohat khouf aata hay
R kuch nahi to mera saya hi ban jaya karo tum
Tera Firaq muje khud say b begana karta hay
Khawab main b na apna daman churaya karo tum

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baap:acha! aur baqi?

Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe

Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?


Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - When A Person Can

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi


Ik dost hai kacha paka sa

Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda

Bus aik bahana acha sa

Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai

Jo door na ho kar pas nahi

Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Funny SMS Messages - What wud u call

''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,

CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''

Funny SMS Messages - Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::