Love SMS Messages - Pure Love

A relationship is like a rose,


How long it lasts, no one knows;

Love can erase an awful past,

Love can be yours, you''ll see at last;

To feel that love, it makes you sigh;

To have it leave, you''d rather die;

You hope you''ve found that special rose,

Cause you love and care for the one you chose.

– Rob Cella

Friendship SMS Messages - This place is no

True friends are rare to find

True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.

True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.

True friends give us right direction.


True friends always shine like moon.

True friends are the greatest boon The like friend Rahish

Love SMS Messages - When Your Heart

Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

Friendship SMS Messages - There are 2 types

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:

"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:

"I know what you are,

I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That''s how we are here...!! (:

Sad SMS Messages - ankhain ku hui num mari

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - ''roz logon se tare

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,


Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - Patient To Nurse

A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death

A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG

The man says Am not USA citizen.


So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.

The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.

Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!

Funny SMS Messages - A DUA...

A DUA...

A DUA...

tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.


Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.

or

tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.

tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.

Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.

apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.

Koi aur dua.....???

Love SMS Messages - Love Is A Portion

Agar kush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon me,

to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.

Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko

magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.

Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,

khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge!

Funny SMS Messages - Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Love SMS Messages - Don''t find love

7 signs your falling in love*
7. You"ll read their txts over and over again
6. You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them
5. They becomes all you think about
4. You"ll get high just by their smell
...3. You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them
2. You"ll do anything for them
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

Love SMS Messages - Missing some1 get

...Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or Bends with the remover to remove.

O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark,

That looks on tempests and is never shaken.

It is the star to every wandering bark,


whose worth''s unknown, although his height be taken.

-- William Shakespeare

Funny SMS Messages - Shohr: maalum hota he

LifE iS aLL Abt WakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG NeW, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG NeW CoNverSatioNs, WaLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,


ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt

LookinG foRWaRd tO bEttEr dAys,

WaNtinG 2 Shoot da person Who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.

Sad SMS Messages - cry

Forget The Times He Walked By,
Forget The Times He Made You Cry,
Forget The Times He Spoke Your Name,
Remember Now Your Not The Same.
Forget The Times He Held Your Hand,
Forget The Sweet Things If You Can,
Forget The Times & Don't Pretend,
Remember Now He's Just Your Friend.

Sad SMS Messages - Masroof Zindagi Mein Teri Yaad

kiya likhon tery naam sajan
tuje sochon subho sham sajan
tm neeli jheel ka pani ho
mohobbat ki ek kahani ho
tm pyar ka meethe bol ho
tm hr ek se anmol ho
tm aasman ka badal ho
tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho
tm mere mann ki jeet ho
mere labon ka geet ho
tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho
chahat se likhi kitaab ho
tm mere liye mere sanam ho
jo toot na sake wo kasam ho
kiya likhon tery nam sajan
tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan

Funny SMS Messages - Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...

To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.

...................................

Abey mera chata vapas kar.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,


Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - what do u call something that is "fake"

THE NEWS

14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - agar koi mujh sey pochchey

An application:

Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,


te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,

kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,

Te meri class vich te ik v nai,

te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,

oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,

te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,

hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.

Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,

Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"

Funny SMS Messages - yun raton ko na jago

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - If friends were

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship

Funny SMS Messages - U r sweet like Tom,

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,

Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye

Chaloo yah karoo shabash

Here is a car........

........................-----;--,

...............___/_,{)..|__;.__

............/..._.............:......_..\

...........''--(_)------------(_)---''

And here is the key.......

-.--.

/.-.''----------.


\''-''.--"--""-"-''

-''--''

Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...

Funny SMS Messages - Breaking News By Geo : "

aisi apni wife ho

5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho

chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho

umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho


too mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho

sarak per sub kaheen

kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen

pakistan ki paidaish ho

beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho

make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon


aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey

jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley

to kia sight ho

aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho

agar aisi apni wife ho

tu kia haseen life ho

Sad SMS Messages - Kafila bhi us ka tha.!

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to
Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to

Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to

Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to

kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to

jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to

nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....

Sad SMS Messages - December ....

Badalti rut ka ishara dekhte hain

Ab kaise ho ga guzara dekhte hain

Muhabbat ki yeh rasam bhi kitni ajeeb hai

Jaane wale palat kar dobara dekhte hain

Doobne waale doobne se zara pehle

Aik ummeed par kinara dekhte hain

Teri Khudaai se gilah hone lagta hai

Jab duniya men koi be-sahara dekhte hain

Kya muhabbat hamain bhi raas aaye gi

"Sajid"

Aao apna apna sitara dekhte hain.

Funny SMS Messages - saas hovay tay changi hovay

saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Sad SMS Messages - Chehre pe mu$kaan ha¡

kiya likhon tery naam sajan
tuje sochon subho sham sajan
tm neeli jheel ka pani ho
mohobbat ki ek kahani ho
tm pyar ka meethe bol ho
tm hr ek se anmol ho
tm aasman ka badal ho
tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho
tm mere mann ki jeet ho
mere labon ka geet ho
tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho
chahat se likhi kitaab ho
tm mere liye mere sanam ho
jo toot na sake wo kasam ho
kiya likhon tery nam sajan
tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan

Love SMS Messages - Wo pyar ka suboot dikhaya k

I love u more than any thing in this universe,

I love u more than my soul.

I m nt interested in ur beauty

bt


I love ur thoughts, ur nature, the moments when r along wd me.

I love ur smile, the thing I care most.

The words which I m going to say are not imaginary,

"Be mine Janu"

Friendship SMS Messages - Raat ko pocha mujse

The Glory Of Friendship Is Not Th

Outstretched Hand, Nor The Kindly Smile,

Nor The Joy Of Companionship.

It Is The Spiritual Inspiration That Comes

To You When You Discover That

Someone Else Beleives

In You And Is Willing To

Trust You With A Friendship

Funny SMS Messages - Two secrets to keep

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"


.

.

.

1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - sacha waqia

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,


1 aabdoz ko mara hai,

airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Love SMS Messages - Each moments is

What I Enjoy Is Your Company, Being Near You, Being Togather.

What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.

I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U

Love SMS Messages - Lovd Is 2 Think

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge


Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - Santa to his mother

''Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,


last one was a duck!”..:-P''