Friendship SMS Messages - Life can b hard

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena

Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!

Funny SMS Messages - Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Funny SMS Messages - Lo Bhai Mitro

How Paki''s professors speak English:

*don’t dare talk in front of my back!

*both of u three get out of the class!

*y r u so late……say yes or no!

*take 5cm wire of length!!

*all of u stand in a straight circle!

*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!

*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Funny SMS Messages - AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - A good friend will bail

New Remix Song. . .

KhalBali Hai KhalBali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali

Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

Funny SMS Messages - ''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa

"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,

Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta h

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi


RS 400000 - jwellery

Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme

...

Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper

RS 20 - Notery

RS 50 - varmaala

RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Funny SMS Messages - U Stole my Memories I Excused

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou

LAki Ne Poocha :

‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Funny SMS Messages - a mother serves her

a mother serves her

A mother serves her sugar with

A bit of peppermint


To clarify the passages

That carry what she meant

When she first set to bear a soul

Quite separate from her own,

Whom she would cherish, yet must teach

To live and die alone.

Funny SMS Messages - This poem was nominated 4

This poem was nominated 4

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.


When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all


those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"

He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Friendship SMS Messages - A lover Says

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Sad SMS Messages - *. .yaaaad. .*

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

Funny SMS Messages - I''ve made so many

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,

Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,

Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,

Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Funny SMS Messages - Indian Boy: Mere

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye


to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...

Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha


Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

Funny SMS Messages - Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'

Funny SMS Messages - Listen how ppl

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Funny SMS Messages - India men Umer Shrif

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Funny SMS Messages - U r on a bus & U need

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,

Ghundagardi Ki,


Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

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Judge:

Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek admi aadi raat ko

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:

sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh

kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:


Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Funny SMS Messages - police ne rok k puch

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got

Up Vry Erly In d


Morning Since Its

Impossible 2 See

Anything

He Wantd 2 Pass His

Time

He Found A Sack Full Of

Small Stones

He Began Tossing Them

Into The River

At Last Whn He Was Left


Wid One Stone To Toss

The First Stroke Of

Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He

Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That

He Had Thrown A Sack

Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :


Never Get Up Early In

The Morning ... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Wo tou Khushboo hai

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,

Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,

younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,

Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,


Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Funny SMS Messages - SPECIAL OFFER,

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,

ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,

FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,

ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,


FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,

ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,

FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,

ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,

PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,

YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :

APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi

Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha

''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya

''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->

Funny SMS Messages - GREAT NEWS !!!

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got


Up Vry Erly In d

Morning Since Its

Impossible 2 See

Anything

He Wantd 2 Pass His

Time

He Found A Sack Full Of

Small Stones

He Began Tossing Them

Into The River


At Last Whn He Was Left

Wid One Stone To Toss

The First Stroke Of

Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He

Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That

He Had Thrown A Sack

Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :

Never Get Up Early In

The Morning ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 1pagal 2nd Se

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

Funny SMS Messages - Husband wife mein larai hoi

2010.

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.

Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?


Miss: So sweet!

Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Wo kyon?

Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:

.

Tution parhne k liye..

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Ko CHirag Milla

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy


Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - A sardarji went to a

I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,

4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can

Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,

Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.


U Cry I Cry

U Laugh I L augh.

U Jump Out Of Da Window.

I Look Down & Den

I Laugh Again

Love SMS Messages - Sameto sitaro ko

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy

Funny SMS Messages - Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho

mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,

tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!

Funny SMS Messages - aik borhi orat nay 1

aik borhi orat nay 1

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya

tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:

Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Friendship SMS Messages - Frndship is a promis

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Love SMS Messages - Chaman ko sajayay

Tere IsHQ ne Bakhshi Hai Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam O dar se Nikle,

Rehti Hai phir B Tujh se Mulaqat Musalsal,

DiL Lagi, DiL ki Lagi Ban jati Hai,

jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

jab saY dekha zulf e preshan ka Aalam,

UljhaY Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Mqaam pe pohncha Hon jahan,

Meri zaat Main Rehti Hai teri zaat Musalsal...

Funny SMS Messages - An MBA Student to a Sweeper:

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye

Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,

Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen

Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!