Funny SMS Messages - ''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"


Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K

Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo

Kbhi Khatam Na Ho


1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya

Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi

Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes

Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

Funny SMS Messages - Kash koi “

Teacher:

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:

Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:

Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,

Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,

Bijli Nai Thi,

Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

Love SMS Messages - Mosam shabab ka

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.

Love SMS Messages - As you continue to

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge


Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - jiddat k iss daur me

jiddat k iss daur me

Jiddat k iss daur mein,

Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,

Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,

Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,

Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,

shaadi ho LAHORE mein

Funny SMS Messages - Pyar B Ajab Shay He

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

Funny SMS Messages - 2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: no!


Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill gates: then ok!

Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Funny SMS Messages - Most Innocent & Heart Touching

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants


MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I

Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But


U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ghar me practis karna

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Love SMS Messages - If i were to describe

We all want to fall in love. . .

Why. . ?

Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, and hour, an afternoon. But that doesn''t diminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives. . .

Love SMS Messages - u cant wrap love

If I could have just one wish,


I would wish to wake up everyday

to the sound of your breath on my neck,

the warmth of your lips on my cheek,

the touch of your fingers on my skin,

and the feel of your heart beating with mine…

Knowing that I could never find that feeling

with anyone other than you.

Love SMS Messages - Don''t promise me

,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

jab kabhi udaas hona,-

-jab kabhi naashaad hona,

our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,


tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,

tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,

tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,

our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,

tab,

jaan gee

tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,


bas aankhein mond lena,

our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,

our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,

Funny SMS Messages - i gifted my wife a diamond necklace

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,


push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,

it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - Ek hindu fauji ne

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu

tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Funny SMS Messages - Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?

Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!


Baap: acha! aur baqi?

Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!

chotha mai karna bhool gia!

paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!

chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,

maine dekha he nhe!

Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?

Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - q wh8s the differe

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - Pakistani And American

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Funny SMS Messages - koi mannat mango beta

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who

doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is

doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the


doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his

own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the

doctor in the doctor''s way"

Funny SMS Messages - Ya Allah Ya Rehman Ya Raheem

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go

i am a school teacher I am getting


late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Love SMS Messages - What can I say?

Sitam to yai hai ...

Sitam to yai hai kai ham tum sai dil laga baithey

Apni khushiyoon ko bhi ham tum pai hi loota baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tujh ko chaha tha itna kai ham bata na sakkey

Teri chahat ko bhi dil mai ham chupa na sakkey

Sitam to yai hai....

Tum nai samjha na tha kaabil apney ham ko

Issliye tum mohabbat ko tum mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Bharrey Bazm mai jo tum nai mujh ko ruswa kiya

Iss ruswayee ko to ham wahi mitta baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Meri waffa ka badla jo jaffa sai diya tum nai

Teri iss sitam ko bhi ham dil mai bassa baithey

Sitam to yai hai....

Funny SMS Messages - jab lite band hoti h

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.


The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Love SMS Messages - A life filled with

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Funny SMS Messages - Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

they took it out to different countries for test.


In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves

In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves

Spain in 30mins it caught 100

thieves

Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,

in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Love SMS Messages - Love comes to those

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Funny SMS Messages - ~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho

Tv Dekhte Raho


Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Funny SMS Messages - Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pehle meri life ek khuli botel thi

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Love SMS Messages - Love Is Feeling

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,

Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Funny SMS Messages - Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto

Funny SMS Messages - Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.

Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs

Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs

Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re

Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?


He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Funny SMS Messages - Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap

"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"

Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.

Funny SMS Messages - Top 3 Universities Rule :

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,

Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,


Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,

She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Philosophy of life..

Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with Handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro

Funny SMS Messages - how did aamir got s

ek premi apni premika ke liye

anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,

or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?

dukandar-5000.00R.s

ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.


tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?

dukandar-do sitiya

Funny SMS Messages - "" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)