Funny SMS Messages - Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko

Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"

Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche

Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi

Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha

Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha

Mein marna nahi chahta


Zindagi badi mehengi hai

Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte

Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li

Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya

Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki

Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai

Aur is tarah aapki company mein

Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...


HR boli dost tumne der kar di,

ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar

tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Funny SMS Messages - bus ko joota mara 2

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.


The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

Funny SMS Messages - Height Of Smartness. . . . .

''Boy:

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye


Saaray kapray geelay ho gae

Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Love SMS Messages - Nafrat

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy

Funny SMS Messages - Policeman: Tum Ne

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla

k ghar ja kar mareez check karne

k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr


ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,

Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha

aur aap 300 mein le aaye

Funny SMS Messages - Why does Waheeda

Why does Waheeda

Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?

think...........

Coz


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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->

Love SMS Messages - Everything In Life

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school


--until you get a divorce

--until you get married

--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.


Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.

U live …u die …u learn something..

Funny SMS Messages - DON K Fone ka Intazar

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder


;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - Dua

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Funny SMS Messages - QUAID e AZAM k 14

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,


Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?

Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Funny SMS Messages - Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too

For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - A Married Man Have

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Once U Have Been

~ PERFECT LOVE ~

Perfect Love Isn''t Receiving,

Its Giving & Forgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day,

Its The Rest Of The 364 Days Of Knowing You Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Not Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses,

Its The Silent Smile In Memory Of Your Sweetheart

Perfect Love Isn''t A Grand Wedding,

But Spending A Lifetime Together

Perfect Love Isn''t Fight-kiss & Make-ups,

Its Loving The One Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You

Love SMS Messages - The first time I laid

Zindge youn the ke jenee ka bahana tu tha

Hum tu faqat zaib-e-hikayat the, afsana tu tha


Jese Jese chaha tere hijran main wo log

Atee jatee musam the zamana tu tha

Dost dost ke hatoon main kamanee theen farhan

Sabhi dekh ke such rahee the, nishana tu tha.

Friendship SMS Messages - Karo karam ya

??You are my true friend

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??True friends are Rare to Find

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??True friends are Always very Kind


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??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful

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??True friends Always make us Cheerful

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??True friends are the Work of Perfection

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??True friends Give us right Direction

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??True friends Always shine like Moon


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??True friends are the Greatest Boon

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??That''s Y Ur My True Friend

??Forever ?

Funny SMS Messages - I Don''t Think So ...

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Friendship SMS Messages - O meri jaan

Our friends are like angels,

who brighten our days.

In all kinds of wonderful,

Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,

As a gift from above.

And we feel we''re surrounded,


By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,

Their smiles bring the sun.

And they fill ho-hum moments,

With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,

Without any wings.

Blessing our lives,

With the most precious things.

Funny SMS Messages - Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Friendship SMS Messages - Frienship Is Something

Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,

bright enough to conquer

the darkness of broken heart,

bringing sunshine to the soul,

making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,

a special blessing from above,


bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,

making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,

a gift of joy,

leaving behind a smile

and erasing all traces of woe,

making everything seem shiny and new.

Funny SMS Messages - A Smile

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,


ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Love SMS Messages - Apni Najron se

Don''t find love, let love find you.

That''s why it''s called falling in love

because you don''t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Once you accept someone for who and what

they really are, they will surprise you

by being better than you ever expected.

LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all

his/her strength and weaknesses.

Love SMS Messages - Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka

Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “DOOR” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi ��CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day

Funny SMS Messages - Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko


Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Funny SMS Messages - I met money.

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere


“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Funny SMS Messages - aarey tum sey keh rahey

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Friendship SMS Messages - BeSt FrIeNdZ aRe LiKe

when u r sad.........i will try ur tears

when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears

when u r worried........i will give u hope

when u r confused.......i will give u cope

and when u r lost.......and cant see the light

i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright


this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end

why u may ask?........because u r my friend

Love SMS Messages - Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye

REAL BEAUTY

Do not judge by color of eyes

but judge by innocence in the eyes

Do not judge by lipstick worn on the lips

but judge by truth spoken by lips

Do not judge by complexion of hands

but judge by workdone by those hands


Do not judge by golden anklet worn on feet

but judge by the brave steps taken by the feet

Do not judge by height,weigh or any physical part

but judge by purity of heart!

Love SMS Messages - ~ Ultimate Truth ~

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
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( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1


Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2

How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3

Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4

In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5

Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6


Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Three patients in a mental

Three patients in a mental

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"

Love SMS Messages - REAL BEAUTY

WOH MUJH SEY YEH NAHIN KEHTA USEY MUJH SEY MOHABBAT HAI


MAGER WOH AAJ KAL AIK JANOON KI ZID MAIN REHTA HAI

AJAB AIK BEKHUDI HAI, JO USEY BECHAIN RAKHTI HAI

WOH MUJH SEY BAAT KARTA HAI....

BOHAT HI AAM SI, MOSAM KI,

LOGON KI MEHAZ DUNIYA KI RASMMI SI

SAMJHTA HAI MAIN US KI AAM SI BATON KO BUSS "YUNHI" SAMJHTI HOON

WOH JAB TUK PAA NAHIN LETA SAMJH NAHIN LETA,

JAB TUK...!!! K MAIN BHI GAMZAN HOON KHAMOSHI SE US K RAASTEY PER

MAIN BHI JAGTI HOON...SOCHTI HOON RAAT BHER US KO

MAGER US SEY NAHIN KEHTI...!!! "MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"

Funny SMS Messages - Uski Yaad Main Khaana

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Funny SMS Messages - the hmuan mnid deos

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,

Mom: Matti Se,

Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.

Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:

"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.

Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.

Love SMS Messages - I never knew

You’re There For Me When I’m Lost

You’re There For Me At Every Cost


You’re There For Me Through Snow And Rain

You’re There For Me When I’m In Pain

You’re There For Me To Heal My Cut

You’re There For Me No Matter What

You’re There For Me Like An Angel From Above

To Watch Over Me And Teach Me How To Love

Funny SMS Messages - FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

Vakeel:

Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,

Salay Ko Qatal Kia,

Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,

Paisay Khae,


Ghundagardi Ki,

Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,

Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?

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Judge:


Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Funny SMS Messages - LAHORE Or KARACHI

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

CAUSED BY: Lecturer


HOST: Students

REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure

SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes

CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth

PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes

PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness

DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.

TREATMENT: Not yet invented

PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)