Funny SMS Messages - Businessman explaining

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..


Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies

(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Funny SMS Messages - Bv: Shadi se pehle

A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''

Funny SMS Messages - Sardarji opens his lunch box

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - If You Find A Cute Friend ...

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

Funny SMS Messages - Yesterday In My Dream You

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Funny SMS Messages - haulay haulay se lar

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

Funny SMS Messages - aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - SaNtA BaNtA Se:

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - New song for all boys

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,

unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - A loving relationship is one

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

´´´´´´´´´´´´´,;****,´´´´
´´´´´´´´´´´´,*¨¨,€¨¨*,´´´
´´´´´´´´´´´,**¨¨¨@€;€;;-€¦
´´´´´´´´´-,¨**¨¨¨¨€)€€-€€€€
´´´´´´´´//,***¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´´´(,(**/*€¨€€¨¨*
´´´´´´((,*/*;);*)¨¨¨¨*
´´´´´((,**)*/**/¨¨¨€¨*
´´´´,(,****.:)*¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´´((,*****)¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*
´´,(,***/*)¨*¨¨¨¨,¨*
´´,***/*)¨*¨¨,¨*
´)*/*)*)*¨¨*
/**)**¨¨€\\)\\)
*/*¨¨¨¨,...)!))!).....,(
€,¨¨¨¨_)--€--€------/_.

I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Love SMS Messages - Our Heart Is The

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

Funny SMS Messages - Where did love born

Arz kiya hai

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Funny SMS Messages - Rabb Kare Sade Yaar

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....

1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga

2. Tu bura na manni bai

3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere


4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???

5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha

6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna

7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina

8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a

9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai

10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Funny SMS Messages - Banaras Chowk Pe 1

once there was a crow,

nashe wich betha se oh,

usne peg laye c do,

Oh tally gaya c ho,

ik chidi rahi c ro,

crow ne ched diti c oh,

chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,


crow sharminda gaya c ho,

hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...

Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...

Funny SMS Messages - Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Funny SMS Messages - 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya

hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein,

kyun?

coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai,

issi liye to,

Oh my friend keep way,

We can remain frnds in this way

Funny SMS Messages - funny

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - @ HI Meri Jaan

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Love SMS Messages - People die younger

"Parveen Shakir"

Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?

Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...

Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...

Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...

Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...

Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...

Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Funny SMS Messages - A Woman Gets

A Woman Gets

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off


Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Love SMS Messages - Kisi ki dhadkan ke

“I love you for what you are,
but I love you yet more
for what you are going to be.

I love you not so much for your realities
as for your ideals.

I pray for your desires that they may be great,
rather than for your satisfactions,

which may be so hazardously little.
You are going forward toward
something great.

I am on the way with you,
and therefore I love you.”

Funny SMS Messages - name: basheeran maasi

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:

Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:


ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Memories

Love is a temporary madness.
It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides.
And when it subsides you have to make a decision.
You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together
that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
Because this is what love is.
Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement,
it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion.
That is just being in love which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away,
and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
Your mother and I had it,
we had roots that grew towards each other underground,
and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches
we found that we were one tree and not two.
~ Captian Corelli's Mandolin.

Funny SMS Messages - a thief jumped in2 a

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Mere Dost

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.

SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.

SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.

Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,

FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - abba ne beti ko date marty

Nobody''s Like You, Mom

Nobody''s quite like you Mom.

You''re special in every way.

You cheer me up you fill my cup


With tenderness come what may.

Nobody loves me like you Mom.

No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,

You support me You always come through.

Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.

With you in my life, I''m blessed.

I love you so, and I want you to know

I think you''re the very best!

By Joanna Fuchs

Funny SMS Messages - Paani Ka MaZak

''Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,


Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Friendship SMS Messages - Art of LIVING

Kch yaade''n hyn un lmho''n ki

Jin lmho''n me hum sath rahe

Khushyo''n se bhare jazbat rahe

Ek umr guzari hy hum ne

Jahan roty huey b hansty thay

Kch kehty thay

Kch sunty thay

Hum roz subha jab milty thay


Tou sab k chehry khilty thay

Pur-lutf wo manzar hota tha

Sab mil kr baate''n kerty thay

Hum socho kitna hansty thay

Wo goonj humary hansny ki,

Ab ek purani yaad bani,

Ye baate''n hyn un lmho''n ki jin lamho''n mein hum saath rahe

_Dedicated 4 All

Skool-Mates_

Love SMS Messages - Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai

What is Love?

It’s silence when your words would hurt,

It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt,

It’s defense when the scandal flows,

It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes,


It’s promptness when stern duty calls,

It’s courage when misfortune falls

Funny SMS Messages - Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?

Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.

Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.

Kaisey?

Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil

to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey

"Haseen O Jamil"

Funny SMS Messages - U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,


sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,

Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Funny SMS Messages - Ecnological Development!

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath

Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch

Ghunday Utha Kr Le

Gaye

Ek Larki Apne

Shohar Se Larne

K Baad Apne Ghar

Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k


Haatho''n Zulm Ka

Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri

Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Love SMS Messages - jnbi c raho ka...ajnbi musafir ak

AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII
ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI

JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI
JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

CHUPTA PHIRTA HAI ISHQ DUNYA SE
PEHLTI JA RAHI HAI RUSWAII

AAJ TU WO B KUCH KHAMOSH SA THA
MAI NE B IS SE KOI BAAT NA KI

AIK DUM IS KE HONT CHOOM LIE
YE MUJHE BETHE BETHE KIA SOOJHI

AIK DUM ISKA HATH CHORADIA
JANE KIA BAAT DARMIYAN AYEE

TU JO ITNA UDAAS HAI LATIF
TUJHE KIA HOGAYA BATA TU SAHI

Funny SMS Messages - aik pathan job k liye

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)