A guy takes his wife to
Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O
She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(
She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))
She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))
The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
a message to all private job holders
malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di
murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea
Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.
2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.
3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.
4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.
6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.
7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself
wen u think abut her/him.
8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.
9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him
dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.
10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.
Ha ha pakade gye!!
I cum 2 know u r in luv.
u got lost thinking abt him/her.
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.
Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.
Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.
Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!
Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.
Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.
Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,
Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,
Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy
Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."
Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says
"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
2) Keep the college clean so stay away.
3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.
4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....
*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".
*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
