Love SMS Messages - i have liked many

Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,

Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,

Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,

K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!

Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.

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Funny SMS Messages - Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.

Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.

Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.

Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

Funny SMS Messages - 50th birthday messag

Two guls are talking to each other:

HEY I GOT MARRIED!

OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!

OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!

OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY

OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!


OH,THATS GOOD!

NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!

OH DATS BAD!

NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Funny SMS Messages - A sardar was tired

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar


Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,

Waise,

Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Funny SMS Messages - SMS BHEJO WARNA

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.

One day they decided to go to a jungle.

while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??

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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

Love SMS Messages - salaamz!!!!!!!

Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai
Meri khwahisho ko jagane laga hai
Adao ke nahkre dikhaongi me osko
Main ghusse me ziyada sataongi osko
Mere dil me bs wahi hai samaya
Yeh kya dard dil mere dil me jagaya
Subah shaam mere khiyalo pe chaya
Kaun hai jo sapno main aaya

Funny SMS Messages - Dar Dar Phirte Han

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the

thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter

Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in


panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi

Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein


Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai

Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai

Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai


Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri''

Funny SMS Messages - yaaar tv chck kr b

An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?

Funny SMS Messages - my wifes first husband

my wifes first husband

A man was crying over a grave and repeating,

Why did you have to die?

Another man approached him and said,

Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief

but for whom do you mourn so deeply?

Your child?


Your parent?

The mourner took a moment to collect himself,

then replied,

My wifes first husband.

Funny SMS Messages - ''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nah

Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
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phr yay kon hai???
(\./)
/.”.)”^——;”;
\,,/”(gulabo)\
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Funny SMS Messages - Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Funny SMS Messages - quitters never win

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Funny SMS Messages - Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,


hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Funny SMS Messages - operation shuru ho chuka hai

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi


CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - quaid e azam khan ; )

quaid e azam khan ; )

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?

Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..

Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?

Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?

Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?

Younus khan

Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Love SMS Messages - Love Message Of

Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship Is The

FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:

galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae

FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:

kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,

hamesha malang hi bna raen

FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha

FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga

tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.

ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.

Love SMS Messages - Pooch Lo Tum Bhi

Aanken band kar k bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon

Funny SMS Messages - High Class Beizzati

A msg for all the students

of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,

last year.


So, to cover-up that all the students

must hav to convince

our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Love SMS Messages - Tumharay naam likhta hoon....!!

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the

“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

Funny SMS Messages - Marriage is a three ring

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.

After having that the ant will go in search

of water somewhere near a water tank.

When the ant reaches the tank,

push it into the tank,

now the ant fully soaked in water,

it wil go to dry himself near fire.

When it reaches near fire,

put a bomb in fire,


it will be injured in the blast.

Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''"Khudi ko kar buland itna

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,

Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - Ravan ki 20 aankhein

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Love SMS Messages - Or Uski Mhbt Mai Tm Se Zyada SHIDDAT Hai.

WOH MUJH SEY YEH NAHIN KEHTA USEY MUJH SEY MOHABBAT HAI

MAGER WOH AAJ KAL AIK JANOON KI ZID MAIN REHTA HAI

AJAB AIK BEKHUDI HAI, JO USEY BECHAIN RAKHTI HAI

WOH MUJH SEY BAAT KARTA HAI....

BOHAT HI AAM SI, MOSAM KI,

LOGON KI MEHAZ DUNIYA KI RASMMI SI


SAMJHTA HAI MAIN US KI AAM SI BATON KO BUSS "YUNHI" SAMJHTI HOON

WOH JAB TUK PAA NAHIN LETA SAMJH NAHIN LETA,

JAB TUK...!!! K MAIN BHI GAMZAN HOON KHAMOSHI SE US K RAASTEY PER

MAIN BHI JAGTI HOON...SOCHTI HOON RAAT BHER US KO

MAGER US SEY NAHIN KEHTI...!!! "MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"

Love SMS Messages - Sometimes we le

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Funny SMS Messages - when u take my name

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,


Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,

Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it


:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - tmhain mlny ko dil k

Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur

Tumhari Dosti Par

Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath

Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta

Sirf Tum Hii Nahi

Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai


Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna

Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy

Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.

Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs

Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs

Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re

Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?

He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Funny SMS Messages - Question paper in year 2020:

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town Girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''

Funny SMS Messages - HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - agar larki ko ulti aaye

agar larki ko ulti aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..

Ya...

Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha

Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

Love SMS Messages - Forever is not today

Muhubbuton Main Her Ik Lamha Wisaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Bicher Ke Bhi IK Dosray Ka Khiaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Wohi Huva Na Badaltay Mausam Main Tum Ne Hum Ko Bhula Dia
Koe Bhi Rut Ho Na Chahtoon Ko Zawaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Ya Kia Ke Sansain Ukher Rhayeen Hain Safer Ke Aghaz Hi Main Yaro
Koe Bhi Thuk Ke Na Rastay Main Nidhaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha

Chalo Ke Fizaan Kashtieun Ko Jlaa Dain Gumnam Saheloon Per
Ke Ab Yahan Se Na Wapsi Ka Swaal Hoga Ye Teh Huva Tha