Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...
-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.
- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..
- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..
- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
1. What Is Sacred ?
2. Of What Is The Spirit Made Off ?
3. What Is Worth Living For ?
4. What Is Worth Dying For ?
The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .
Only LOVE
The Answer To Each Is The Same . . .
Only LOVE
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein
Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay
Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi
hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay
Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa
Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay
Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay
Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay
Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye
Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion
2. Re-use of gift papers
3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party
4. Chldren have names rhyming
5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old
8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking
9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty
10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
ye jo chappal main p
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha
Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha
Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha
Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha
Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha
Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha
Aur
Aur
Aur
T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..
tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..
tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..
itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
" Ek gareeb khandan tha.
abbu gareeb the,
ammi gareeb thi,
aur bachche bhi gareeb the,
khandan mei 4 nauker the,
woh bhi gareeb the.......
Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......
Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko
tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.
Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..
Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
but I believe its what is inside our hearts that gives us the drive to live.
The love thats inside our heart that makes us who we are. The greatest gift in my eyes is the ability to love.
To share the love we hold in our hearts is the greatest gift God has given us because people only can live for so long,
but our memories and our love last for eternity.
Shafaq, dhanak, mahtaab, ghataayen, taare, nagmeiN, bijali, phuul
Uss daman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daman haath mein aaye to
Chahat ke badle mein hum toh bech de apni marzi tak
koi mile toh dil ka gahak, koi hamen apnaaye to
kyn ye mihr_angez tabassum madd-e-nazar jab kuch b nhi
haaye agar koi anjaan agar iss dhoke mein aa jaaye to
suni sunaai baat nahin hai apne upar beeti hai
phool nikalte hain sholoN se chahat aag lagaaye to
jhooth hai sab tareekh hamesha apne ko dohraati hai
achchha meraa khwab-e-jawani thoda sa doharaaye to
nadaani aur majbuuri mein yaaro kuch toh farq karo
ek bebas insaan kare kya tuut ke dil aa jaaye to....
A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O
She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(
She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))
She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))
The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!
I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!
GOD said:No. 3 days!
I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!
GOD said:No. 2 days!
I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!
GOD said:No.Just 1 day!
I said:Yes!
GOD asked:Which day?
I said:Everyday!
GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.
HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..
HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.
Haommmm !!!
Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.
sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.
Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.
WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL
HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"
HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.
::sMs G@MBlr::
A Man Goes For Fishing,&
Catches A Big Fish..
He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..
Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".
Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...
Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:
"Geo Musharaf";-
Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW,
Tum Kis K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?
2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me
Meri B.V Ko Kyun Include Krtay Ho?
Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..
Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..
N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..
Hosh se GEO!!
From:
Back benchers association..
Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,
Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,
Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,
Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,
Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,
Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,
Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
Sum Bcum Special,
Felt In Love Wid Sum1,
Sum Go Abroad,
Sum Change Their Cities,
Sum Left Us,
We Left Sum,
Sum R In Contact,
Sum R Not In Contact,
Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,
We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,
Wht Eva They Were,
How Eva They Are..
We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made
"MEMORIES"
Dedicated 2 All My,
(-: "FRIENDS" ;->
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
ansu baha k hmain manaya krta tha
ye zindgi sirf tum se wabasta ha
aksar ye bat hamain bataya krta tha
us ki baton ma kuch aisa asar tha jana
ma barish k bina hi bheeg jaya krta tha
sone ki fursat kse thi Farhan
wo hamain sari raat jagaya krta tha
bechani jb had se barh jati
wo jee bhar k gale lagaya krta tha
wo itni muhabbat KRNe wala badal kaise gaya?
Jo har bat pe mari qasm khaya krta tha!!!
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
