Love SMS Messages - If life iz journey

Everytime I look into your eyes, I fall in love again. I know that I''ve only known you for less than a tenth of my life, but I feel like I''ve known you since the dawn of time.

I''m never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you''ve written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me down when I get worked up. Talking to you makes my day great.

Funny SMS Messages - shaadi

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,


question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more


fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - police

taarif karun kya aapki???......

taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......

taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........


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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!

to-taarif karun kya aapki???......

Funny SMS Messages - op 8 Reasons

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired


3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school

2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Break Up SMS Messages - SPEAK NOT MY TEARS

I''m A Lonely Road Of

Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That

I''m Searching For

These Stars Are All

So Dull

Its The Moon That I''m

Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry


At Me

Its Life That I''m

Searching For

There Is A Crowd

Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I''m

Searching For

My Life Is Just Like

Path

Its A Destination That


I''m Searching For

Don''t Know What Is It

That I''ve Lost

May Be Its ''ME'' That

I''m Searching For !!

Funny SMS Messages - Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Friendship SMS Messages - Frnds

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY

Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K

Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY

Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY

Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE

Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO

My response like Warid,

WE CARE

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher

Teacher

Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his

mother

in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I''m having a baby."


With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."

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"Then why did you eat him?"

Funny SMS Messages - Dost ne Dil ka haal

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez

2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

Funny SMS Messages - Americans make a car

Americans make a car

Americans make a car

& 2 get some touch ups


They snd it 2 Japan

& they add a faster engine

Thn Japan sent it 2 UK

Who then added tinted windows

Who thn sent d car to China.

They added a better interior.

Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.

Pakistani luk @ d car & see

What a good job all of them have done.

So they flip the car over


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Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN .. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - american police chor

Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr

2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Funny SMS Messages - Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.


He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - i pray tht any pers

"students Vs teacherz"..

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When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''


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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Love SMS Messages - More often we fall

Wo raato ke neende urane laga hai
Meri khwahisho ko jagane laga hai
Adao ke nahkre dikhaongi me osko
Main ghusse me ziyada sataongi osko
Mere dil me bs wahi hai samaya
Yeh kya dard dil mere dil me jagaya
Subah shaam mere khiyalo pe chaya
Kaun hai jo sapno main aaya

Funny SMS Messages - Lawyer 2 sardar:

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Funny SMS Messages - techar bangali student se

Angel askd a man

after death:

Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:

Ye dozakh bhugat k

aaya hy isay

jannat main daal do

Angel ask same

question to another


man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:

Isay dozakh main daal do

isay dozakhmain rehny ki

aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Apny is deewany say

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Love SMS Messages - "Arman"

Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,

Aap ho humey apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Tabhi to waqt be waqt yaad kiya karte hain

Samandar mein "Gahrai" ki tarhan

Pyar mein "Judai" ki tarhan

Dosti mein "Chahat" ki tarhan

Mohabbat mein "Wafa" ki tarhan

Meri zaban par tum rahte ho "Dua" kei tarhan

Ankhain aap ki hoon par anso mere

Zindagi aap ki ho par sansain meri

Dil aap ka ho par dhadkan meri

Zindagi k akhri more par dua hogi ye

Kafan aap ka ho aur mout meri

Funny SMS Messages - Job In Trafic Police

Job In Trafic Police

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez


2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

Funny SMS Messages - What R U Searching

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!


Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - A Sardar & his wife

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..


So The Tittle Song Like This...

Pinjre Main Bithake,

Patton Se Saja Ke,

Kutton Se Bacha Ke,

Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...

Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...

Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Funny SMS Messages - 1 aisa sawal

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:


mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

Funny SMS Messages - Michael Jackson ko SMS

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --


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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D

Funny SMS Messages - Impact of Movies:

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous

virus being passed

around electronicaly,

oraly & by hand.

Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-

Recreational-Killer

(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm


any of Ur Teachers,

Colleagues, Boss Or

Any1 Else via any

means

DON''T TOUCH IT

Diz virus will wipe out

Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Love SMS Messages - Everything has

She : I Love You ,, More Than anything

He : I Love You Too Honey ,, But Im Sorry To Tell You .. Its Not more Than anything!!

She : what Do You Mean ??

He : I Love another Girl More Than anything

She : ( started to cry ) who is she ?????

...He : She is a Baby Girl whos call (you ) My Mother

Funny SMS Messages - Never luk for a Gud

10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…

1.SAVE TIME.

2. CAN SLEEP WELL.

3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…

4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…

5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…

6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…


7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…

8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.

9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…

10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?

BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….

SO BE AWARE OF LOVER

Sad SMS Messages - youn hium ko satany ki zarorat kia thi

Tera dard tha, teri yad thi,
Main jahan raha,
Main jidhar gya,
Mera din too yunhi guzar gya,
Hui shaam too main bikhar gya, Is abr ka mere yaar se......
Bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabi toot kr baras gya, kabi berukhi se guzar gya,
Jab main chhor jaunga wo gali,
Use yaad aye gi tub meri,
Khoje ga jab wo idhar udhar,
To khabar mile gi main mar gia.....!

Funny SMS Messages - read is dafa 3 jan 2010

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?

2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.

1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

Love SMS Messages - Can 2 Humans

Wo agar husn waloon ki sarkaar thay

Hum bhi shahir-e-mohabt k sardar thay

Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein

Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay

Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi

hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay

Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa


Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay

Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay

Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay

Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye

Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay

Love SMS Messages - Life spent with

I could have a crappy day at work, but at night when I get to talk and think of you, you lift my gloomy spirits. You never makes me feel like I can have a bad day, and that is so uplifting to me.

Like I say so many times, you''re my Angel, sent from Heaven above to be my one and only. Your touch can excite me. When we are together, I wonder if you''re really there, or did I just had a sweet dream.

Funny SMS Messages - here Is Some Career Advice

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?

Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..

Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?

Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?

Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?

Younus khan

Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Love SMS Messages - is tarah sataya hai pareshaan kiya hai

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving

Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses


It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - "Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD


Hello Janu

chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI

Hello Janu

Kahan ho Tum ??

Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE

Hello Janu

aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI


Hello Janu

what a Fantastic Mosam

Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR

Hello Janu

Kahan ho Tum ??

abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy

Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->

Love SMS Messages - Sometime In OUR

Eik Eik Pather Jor Kar Main Nai Jo Dewar Banaie Hai.
Jankhon Ous k Pechie Tou Ruswaie Hie Ruswaie Hai.
Youn Lagta Hai Sote Jagte Auron Ka Mutaaj Hon.
Aakehn Meri Apnie Haien Per In main Neend parie Hai.
Dekh Rahe Haien Herat Say Sub Nele Nele Pani Ko.
Pochie Kon Samandar Say K Tuj main Kitnie Gehraie Hai.
Aaj Hoa Maloom Mujehe is Sher K chand Sauoun say.
Apni Raha Badalte Rehna Sab say Bari Danie Hai.
Tor Gaeie Pehmanie WAFA is dor dor main kesie kesie LOG.
Yee mat Soch K REHAN bus Eik Yaar hie Tera Harjaie Hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - easy way to kill an

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - one five

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS


She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can

live with out her

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,


install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall

her you will lose everything

SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Funny SMS Messages - Tujhko Kya Bhejon

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..

Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.

Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..

Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..

2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,

"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"

Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Why Is A Lecturer Greater

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.

The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest

opinion about d shortage of food in the rest of the world?

The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not

know what "food" was,in China they did not know what

"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "shortage"

was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,


Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America

they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

Love SMS Messages - to be honest with

Everything has a time & place

Overtime things must change

And like a river life goes on

I used to say “LOVE” was a mistake

But I was wrong

LOVE is the greatest thing

It can hurt like HELL

But it can feel like HEAVEN

And No Matter What Happens

This LOVE make Me Dance patiently. . . .

Funny SMS Messages - ''Wht''s d similarity

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

Hansny Main

Rony Main

Jagny Main

Sony Main

Pany Main


Khony Main

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Main

Pholon Ki Khushbu Main

Gaaon Ki Gori Main

Aatay Ki Bori Main

ABBA Ki Daant Main

TariQ Road Ki Chaat Main

AMMAA Ki Pitai Main

DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Main

Jhooty Ki Sachai Main


Is DiL Ki Gehrai Main

PYAR Ki Nishani Main

Student Ki Biryani Main

Chai K Hotel Main

7up Ki Bottle Main

Karli K Saahil Main

Or,

Mere MOBiLE Main

"TUM Hi TUM HO''