Funny SMS Messages - companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

stupid questions with smart answers....

boy:may i hold u r hand?

girl:no thanks its not heavy.


boy:plz say u love me..

gorl:u love me..

girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?

boy:sure whats u r mobile no..

girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever

boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Funny SMS Messages - Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke

Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim

Asif Ali Zardar

Mr. 100% . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is magical

She : I Love You ,, More Than anything

He : I Love You Too Honey ,, But Im Sorry To Tell You .. Its Not more Than anything!!

She : what Do You Mean ??

He : I Love another Girl More Than anything

She : ( started to cry ) who is she ?????

...He : She is a Baby Girl whos call (you ) My Mother

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship

Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein


Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Ik dost hai kacha paka sa

Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa

Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda

Bus aik bahana acha sa

Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai

Jo door na ho kar pas nahi

Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein

Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Funny SMS Messages - PATHAN proposed

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - knowledge week

knowledge week

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!

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=P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Professor:

"students Vs teacherz"..

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When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''


When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''

When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Friendship SMS Messages - I keep memories

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,

Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,

Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,

Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,

Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

Funny SMS Messages - study

Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,

you may be treated like the gardner,

you may be treated like the daycare,

you may be treated like the chauffer,

you may be treated like many things.

But one thing is for sure,

You will always be loved.

For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,

but a mothers work is never down.


And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,

So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!

Love SMS Messages - Some times ur

Hum jo kehte thay zindagi kuch nahin hai tere bina...

Lekin yeh kia ke zindagi sub kuch hai tere bina...

Ab to raat bhi kaat jati hai din bi guzar jata hai...

Sab waisa hi hai kuch bhi to nahin badla tere bina...

Tere jane pe jo rim jhim si thi ankhoon main ab...

Thehar gaya hai ankhoon ka woh samander tere bina...

Waqt ne bohat kuch sikhla dia hai mujhe...

Ab tu waqt bhi guzar jata hai tere bina...

Shayad mohabbat karne ke adaab hi na thay...

Ab zindagi ne woh bhi sikhla dia tere bina...

Jo guzar gaya hai waqt .,, So guzar gaya dost...

Jo reh gaya hai guzar jayega TERE BINA...

Funny SMS Messages - siut acha hai

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Funny SMS Messages - nafsiati tha

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..


Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.

Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..

Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..

2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,

"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"

Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - yar maachis kahaan hai?

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

Aur

Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

.

Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Love SMS Messages - When you love

7 signs your falling in love*
7. You"ll read their txts over and over again
6. You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them
5. They becomes all you think about
4. You"ll get high just by their smell
...3. You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them
2. You"ll do anything for them
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

Love SMS Messages - Uss k honton ka

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein


Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Funny SMS Messages - Q: What’s the

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Funny SMS Messages - Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.

Power Of One ...

One tree can start a forest…

One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Frendship

A friend is...

A tissue when you can''t stop crying

A shoulder when you feel like dying

Always listens when you have something


to say a week when you just need a day

A crutch when you have a broken heart

Some glue when everything falls apart

A sun when the rain just won''t stop

Your Mom when you run into a cop

phone call when you can''t leave your

home

Hand when you feel all alone

Wing if you want to fly

Understands without knowing why


An earfor a secret to tell

An aspirin when you feel unwell

A love that can never let go

I cherish those moments of our

frienship I shared with You...

Love SMS Messages - Happiness is Like a Butterfly

I never knew a love


A love that could be sweeter

No matter what my mind says

Your music gives me fever

The moment that we danced

Your arms felt like a cradle

And when you took my hand

I was no longer able

It never felt so right before

I need to be with you much more

I can''t believe this kind of fate


We can runaway...

Is it love?

Love SMS Messages - Love Is The Only

Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam
Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai
Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai
Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai
Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai
Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas
Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai
Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai
Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai
Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai
Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,
Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai
Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari
Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…

Love SMS Messages - Bass Itna Kehna

Yahan Lehroon Nay Saahil Say Judda Hona Hi Tha
Jis Tarhan Hum Nay Chaha Us Tarhan Hona Hi Tha
Raiza Raiza Ho Kar Beekhra Fizzaon Main Baddan
Chaandni Ki Chaah Main Yeh Haadsa Hona Hi Tha
…
Hadoon Say Ghuzar Kar Hum Nay Pooja Tha Jinhain
Un Haseen Logon Nay Aakhir Dewata Hona Hi Tha
Ummar Bhar Dil Shaad Rehta Tark-E-Ulfat Pay Mera
Ek Baar Tu Woh Poochta Agar Bewafa Hona Hi Tha
Hain Mundaamil Ab Chahatoon K Woh Zakham
Jal K Dil Ki Raakh Nay Aakhir Dawa Hona Hi Tha

Love SMS Messages - Love and kindness

Jaise chahte hain hum unhe,

vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !

Paane ka armaan to hai,

bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !

Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,

vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !

Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,

vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi

Naughty SMS Messages - 3 FEELINGS

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..

Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

Funny SMS Messages - ''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.


where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - RealiTy if u tell a m

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..


So The Tittle Song Like This...

Pinjre Main Bithake,

Patton Se Saja Ke,

Kutton Se Bacha Ke,

Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...

Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...

Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

Funny SMS Messages - Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.

When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Newspapers me aaya

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

Funny SMS Messages - 100 rupay ka note mila

Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:

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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - acca is still tough

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd

MS WORD Nw He Wants

MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE

But No RE-SCOOTER

I Need It, As I Owe A

Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I


Need MS HOME, As I Use

PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat

Ur Name Is GATES But

U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Why Does Adnan Sami

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But

Only After Reciting The


Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !

"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,

M,N,O,

Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running

Down My Leg !!

Plz Let Me Go To The

Bathroom ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,


agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,

aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Friendship SMS Messages - I''ve Got So Many

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

When I Die, Bury Me

Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As

Leap

Place My Computer

Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher

I m Dead

Place My Chemistry

Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How

I m At Rest

Place My Physics

Books On My Right

Hand

Tell My Teacher

Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies

Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher

I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not


To Cry

Coz They Are Those

Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - Kuchh hum bhi

What is Love?

It’s silence when your words would hurt,

It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt,

It’s defense when the scandal flows,

It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes,

It’s promptness when stern duty calls,

It’s courage when misfortune falls

Funny SMS Messages - Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou.

A man robs a bank and takes hostages.

He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".

The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->

Love SMS Messages - !!..LOVE..!!

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se

Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge


Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Love SMS Messages - Money And Love

I May Be Not The One You Dreamed Of,
But This Is True That,
You Are The One I Dreamed Of.

I May Be Not The One You Re Waiting For,
But This Is True That,
I Will Wait For You Till I Die.

I May Be Not The One You Loved The Most,
But This Is True That,
You R The One I Love The Most.

Funny SMS Messages - mei tou bus yuhi fam

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd


Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?


Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Love SMS Messages - Special between you and me

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend...

you are in what they call, "love".