Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V''re tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->
V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->
No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->
We dont always mean wht v say. ;->
V dont always say wht v mean. ;->
Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
Yehi thi bas hamari rajdhani or kia detey..?
Sitaron se kisi ki mang bharna ik fasana hai.
Tumharey name likh di zindagani or kia detey.
Wo mujh sey mangta tha umar ka ik dilnashin hisa.
Na detey us ko ham apni jawani or kia detey..?
Bichartey waqt us ko ik na ik tohfa to dena tha.
Hamare pas tha ankhoon may pani or kia detey..
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
Wohi Huva Na Badaltay Mausam Main Tum Ne Hum Ko Bhula Dia
Koe Bhi Rut Ho Na Chahtoon Ko Zawaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Ya Kia Ke Sansain Ukher Rhayeen Hain Safer Ke Aghaz Hi Main Yaro
Koe Bhi Thuk Ke Na Rastay Main Nidhaal Hoga Ya Teh Huva Tha
Chalo Ke Fizaan Kashtieun Ko Jlaa Dain Gumnam Saheloon Per
Ke Ab Yahan Se Na Wapsi Ka Swaal Hoga Ye Teh Huva Tha
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
0321*6307893
Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
What I Need Is Time With You, Show Me You Care, Let Me Care For You, Let Me Know I''m Important To you.
I''ll Be Sure You Know How Important You Are To me, All I Need Is You , You To Love me , As I Love U
They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity
They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene
They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them
They love me
They care me
n
I love them too....
But still I''ve a complaint
Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing
n
You know what?
.
.
They don''t teach me
.
.
.
How to live without them
Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=
1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta
Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti
Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat
Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!
Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!
Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?
Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?
Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"
You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.
So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.
From... PappU ;->
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
Question paper in year 2020:
Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->
1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.
2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.
3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.
4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.
6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.
7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself
wen u think abut her/him.
8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.
9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him
dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.
10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.
Ha ha pakade gye!!
I cum 2 know u r in luv.
u got lost thinking abt him/her.
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!
Teacher then asks a boy.
Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Mumbai attacks kay baad
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
A Person Ful Of Support
So HE Made
FATHER
Some1 Who Can Offer Help
So HE Made
BROTHER
Some1 2 Play Pranx & Add Joy
So HE Made
SISTER
Thn GOD Decided To Make
A Special Person Who Has
All d Qualities Together All In 1
So HE Made
FRIENDS ...
Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
GOD Said: Go To The Garden & Get The Most Beautiful Flower.
Man Returned Empty Handed & Told Tht: I Found The Most Beautiful Flower But I Ket Walking In Hope Of A Better One And Then I Realised I Ignored The Best One. I Went Back But Could Not Find It There. . .
GOd Said: This Is LOVE . . .! ! !
U Don''t Value It When u Have It
But
Repent When U Lose It. . .
So Never Let Ur Love Go . . .
Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...
Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain
Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???
Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi
Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....
PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main
Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Meri rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai...
Wafa-e-muhabbat raak ho jane ko hai...
Jo mere dil se jhor kar meri zaat mein raha...
Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai...
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai...
Raapte socho ke simat jane ko hai...
Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha...
Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai...
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai...
Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai...
Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai...
Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke...
Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai...
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above.
And we feel we''re surrounded,
By warm, caring love.
Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.
Friends are like angels,
Without any wings.
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Rs.3O/=
Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn
Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai
''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''
GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
