Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
DARD NAK KAHANI.
aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.
Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.
Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur
Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->
ansu baha k hmain manaya krta tha
ye zindgi sirf tum se wabasta ha
aksar ye bat hamain bataya krta tha
us ki baton ma kuch aisa asar tha jana
ma barish k bina hi bheeg jaya krta tha
sone ki fursat kse thi Farhan
wo hamain sari raat jagaya krta tha
bechani jb had se barh jati
wo jee bhar k gale lagaya krta tha
wo itni muhabbat KRNe wala badal kaise gaya?
Jo har bat pe mari qasm khaya krta tha!!!
i hear it in ur voice wen u say
sweet things 2 me for no
special reason
i c it in ur eyes
wen u luk at me lyk no1 in d world u would rather b wid
i feel it wen v
hold hands n in private momentz wen nuthing
matterz but d both of us
sharing our luv 4 each other.. ..
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"
Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"
Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"
Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha
Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye
Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..
"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]
- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands
- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating
- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money
- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On
- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation
- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz
- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye
- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,
Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,
Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,
Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,
Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,
Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,
Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
Sum Bcum Special,
Felt In Love Wid Sum1,
Sum Go Abroad,
Sum Change Their Cities,
Sum Left Us,
We Left Sum,
Sum R In Contact,
Sum R Not In Contact,
Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,
We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,
Wht Eva They Were,
How Eva They Are..
We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made
"MEMORIES"
Dedicated 2 All My,
(-: "FRIENDS" ;->
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..
teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..
call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C
par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..
kyun??
kyunki..
daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"
2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"
3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"
4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"
5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"
6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"
7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!
Mujhe Awaz de dena
Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!
Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho
Mujeh awaz de dena
Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!
Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!
Mujhe Awaz De Dena
Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!
charsi qabrestan me chars pi raha tha
I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,
Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.
(,") DR.DIL (",)
Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..
Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..
Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..
Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..
Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??
