Funny SMS Messages - Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,

Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Funny SMS Messages - friendship is about

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)

Love SMS Messages - kro tu kis k lye akhir

Chalo tumhare pyar par yakeen karte hain


Dil kya yeh jaan tum par qurbaan karte hain

Bus tum mere dil ko dhukana mat

Bus yehi tumse hum faryaad karte hein

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,

Pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,

Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,

Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Yaad toh har koi karega jaane ke baad

Sache pyar ka pata chal jaayega waqat aane ke baad

Kaun kitni mohabbat karta hai


Nazar aajayega mar jaane ke baad

Love SMS Messages - Love is a symbol

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Love SMS Messages - Love is born with

Perfect Love Is Not Receiving

It''s Giving & Frgiving


Perfect Love Isn''t Red Roses On Valentine''s Day

It''s The Rest Of 364 Days Of Knowing U Love Someone

Perfect Love Is Nt Phone Calls & Stolen Kisses

It''s The Silent Smile In The Memory Of Ur Sweet Heart

Perfect Love Is Not A Grand wedding But Spending A Life Time Together

Perfect Love Is Not The First Kiss & Make-up

Its Loving The ONE Who Annoys The Hell Out You . . .

Funny SMS Messages - before marriage eve

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

Funny SMS Messages - tute dil ko lekar ph

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 70 yr old man

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,

Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,

Em a night writer,

Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,

Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,

Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,


Un nu me puchda,

Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,

Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,

Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

Funny SMS Messages - ''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.

) '' (

/ )..)..poooon..

L_/_/,

Funny SMS Messages - Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.


Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

Memon ne phir khoon dia.

Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

Arbi:Munna…!!

Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

Funny SMS Messages - Boy friend is fun,

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.

And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Funny SMS Messages - DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Love SMS Messages - love

Ussy Apne Rishtoon Ki Fikr Thi..Wo Jo Mera Waqif-e-haal

Tha..Wo Jo Uss Ki Subhe-e-urooj Thi..


Wohi Mera Waqt-e-zawal tha.. Meri Baat Kaise wo Manta,

Mera Dard Wo kaise jante,Wo tu khud Fana k Safar pe the..

Ussy Rokna Bhi Mahaal tha.. Kahan Jaoge Mujhe Choor kar,

Mein ye Poch poch kar Thak gaya,Wo jawab mujhe Na de Saka,

Wo tu Khud Sarapa Sawal the..Wo MILA jo Sadiyoon Ke Baad Bhi.

Mere Labb pe Koi GILA na Tha,Ussy Meri chup ne Rula Diya,

Jissy Guftagu pe Kamal Tha.....

Love SMS Messages - Yeh Warq Warq teri Dastan

Hijir ka taara doob chala hai dhalny lagi hy rat wasi
Qatra qatra baras rahi hai ankhon se barsat wasi
tery bad ye dunya wale mujh ko pagal kar dein gy
khushbu k dais mein mujh ko le chal apne sath wasi
yunhi chup ki mohr laga kr kb tk gumsum betho gy
khamoshi se dum ghut-ta hy chero koi baat wasi

Funny SMS Messages - Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and

fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

Friendship SMS Messages - My Heart is like

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her


Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not

Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Friendship SMS Messages - Met you as a

Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your

friends, and me if I

am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are

the numbers of what

kind of friend you are based on how many you get

back..

1-3 ~ you''re a bad friend

4-6 ~ you''re an okay friend


7-9 ~ you''re a good friend

10+ ~ you''re great friend

Love SMS Messages - Time is....

Kuch Dur Hamare Sath Chalo

Hum Dil Ki Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Samjhe Na Jise Tum Ankhon Se


Woh Bat Zubani Keh Dain Ge

Pholun Ki Tarah Jab Hounton Pe

Ek Shokh Tabassum Bikhre Ga

Dheere Se Tumhare Kanoun Mein

Ek Baat Purani Keh Dain Ge

Izhare-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Iqrar-E-Wafa Tum Kia Jano

Hum Zikr Karain Ge Ghairun Ka

Aur Apni Kahani Keh Dain Ge

Friendship SMS Messages - makes u

Keep your eyes upon me, keep me in your sight, Help me don the crooked road, lead me to the light.

The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.

Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,

Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."

Funny SMS Messages - Laziness is our biggest

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.

On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

Love SMS Messages - THOUGH I KNOW THE

Kya Aap Janty Hain

2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain

Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi

PYAR HO TO ESA HO.

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is needless

When a Guy does Something

Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite

Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't

mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something

Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!


Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!

Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!

Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Love SMS Messages - Tum haqiqat ho koi khwab nai…

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - you know that old

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - aray yar main khu

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?


Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Friendship SMS Messages - ALLAH created me

When a Guy does Something


Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite

Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't

mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something

Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!

Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!


Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!

Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Love SMS Messages - When you smiled

Wo pyar ka suboot dikhaya krta tha

ansu baha k hmain manaya krta tha

ye zindgi sirf tum se wabasta ha

aksar ye bat hamain bataya krta tha

us ki baton ma kuch aisa asar tha jana

ma barish k bina hi bheeg jaya krta tha

sone ki fursat kse thi Farhan

wo hamain sari raat jagaya krta tha

bechani jb had se barh jati

wo jee bhar k gale lagaya krta tha

wo itni muhabbat KRNe wala badal kaise gaya?

Jo har bat pe mari qasm khaya krta tha!!!

Funny SMS Messages - What Is The Difference Between

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Love SMS Messages - when I see u I feel

zindagik kisi mor per khud ko tanha na samajhna,me tere sath hun apne se juda na samjhna,me tujhse jan se bad kar pyar karta hun,meri muhabbat ko bura na sajhna,tum phuloon ki tarah khubsurat ho,masoom ho,dekho meri is tareef ko bejaan na samjhna,umar bher tera sath dene ka wada kiya he,zindagi ne agar sath na diya to bewafa na samjhna,ab b tune mere pyar ko thukraya sanam,ise mera muqaddar jan na apni khata na samjhna..

Funny SMS Messages - Kia aap k0 pata hay ??

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,

1 aabdoz ko mara hai,

airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.

Love SMS Messages - Luv not one

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,

Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,


Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Funny SMS Messages - Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.

My slogans are..


Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies

(Reality : when elected)

I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.

Now My Slogan Is.

No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

Funny SMS Messages - My Girlfriend Suggested

Ek Aurat

Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas

Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:

"Me Apne Chote Bete

Ki Waja Se Bht

Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti

k Laddu Bna Bna k


Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat

Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou

Khud Hi Adat Chooth

Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj

Bataye''n Wrna Mere

Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro

Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n

Gi " ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''WARNING ! ! !

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi

CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son

Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.

Bill Gates: no!

Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.


Bill gates: then ok!

Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..

Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.

President: No!

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Funny SMS Messages - Chan,chandni raat

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.


.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.

.

.


ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->