Friendship SMS Messages - U r Not Only Frend

The Glory Of Friendship Is Not Th

Outstretched Hand, Nor The Kindly Smile,

Nor The Joy Of Companionship.

It Is The Spiritual Inspiration That Comes

To You When You Discover That

Someone Else Beleives

In You And Is Willing To

Trust You With A Friendship

Love SMS Messages - We Love Ourself even

No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..

If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..

If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..

Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That

I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..


No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..

And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That

No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..

Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..

I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call Me Anytime..Anywhere..

I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You

Love SMS Messages - Forever is not

Ye t0 Dil tha Dewana k Tum par Aa Gya

Warna Hm Qeemti Pathron ko bhi uthaya nahi karte

Ye mana K Tum Haseen Ho magar ye Bhi sun lo

Hm Haseen logon se Dil laGya nahi karte

Jis se karte hain Pyar bus ek hi baar karte hain

Baar baar Hum bhi kisi ko sataya nahi karte

Tum tu Apne ho Tum se kya parda

Warna Hum Raaz-e-Dil kisi ko bataya nahi karte

Tum keh do tu Tumhare liye jaan bhi hazir

Warna Hum Zindagi dao per lagaya nahi kartey...!

Funny SMS Messages - Police Inspector Apne Bete Se

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.

One day they decided to go to a jungle.

while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??

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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Day God Tested

stupid questions with smart answers....

boy:may i hold u r hand?

girl:no thanks its not heavy.

boy:plz say u love me..

gorl:u love me..

girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?

boy:sure whats u r mobile no..

girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever

boy:dont u ever want to improve...

Funny SMS Messages - Kehte hain ki ISHQ

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

Friendship SMS Messages - If time slips away

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Funny SMS Messages - O Ja Oye Wasi

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi


hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Funny SMS Messages - English to Urdu

''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.

"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."

The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"

The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''

Love SMS Messages - Us k hath ki kash me wo lakeer ban jaon.....

"Parveen Shakir"

Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?

Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...

Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...

Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...

Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...

Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...

Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Funny SMS Messages - frndz aftr giving d exam

Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day

If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School


Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child

My Dear?

Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

Love SMS Messages - Luv Is Not Made

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge

Qawali... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - The Greatest Distance

apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,

gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,

in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,

mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,

apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,

ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,

unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye jana ,

main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

NAME:

Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:


Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:

Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:

16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs

HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:

BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:

ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..

MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Funny SMS Messages - Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Break Up SMS Messages - TuM Mujhe bhool kar to dekho Har khuShi r0uth jayegi

Mujhay Apnay Zab Pay Naz Tha,,

Saray Bazme Jahan Yeh Kya Hoa,,

Meri Aank Kesay Jhalak Gai,,

Mujhay Gham Hay Yeh Bura Hoa,,

Meray Zindgi K Charag K Yeh Andaz Koi Naya Nahe,,

Kabhi Roshni Kavhi Teergi,,

Kabhi Jala Hoa Kabhi Bujha Hoa,,

Mujhay Rastay May Para Hoa,,

Aik Badnaseeb K Khat Mila,,

Kahen Khon-E-Dil say Likha Hoa,,

Kahen Aanso-oon Say Mita Hoa,,

Jo Nazar Bache K Guzar Gaya,,

Meray Samnay Say Abhi Abhi,,

Yeh Meray Shehar Hi K log Thay,,

Tha Meray Ghar Say Unka Ghar Jura,,

T E A R S ! ! ! ! ! !

Funny SMS Messages - Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Kya Btaye''n Tujhy

''Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-

Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye


Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,

Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen

Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Funny SMS Messages - Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,


maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - LOVE IS LIFE

Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...

usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..

3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..

bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..

ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!

Girl replied - I know..

ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..

to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..

Love SMS Messages - I''ve Diz Strnge

Agar kush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon me,

to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.

Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko

magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.

Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,

khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge!

Funny SMS Messages - ''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Funny SMS Messages - shakalaka baby

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Beautifl Sweater For Her

Husband...

She Sent It To Him By Parcel

Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said


"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd

Since They Were Too Heavy & added

To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em

In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The

Sweater" ... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Frienship Is Something

Our friends are like angels,

who brighten our days.

In all kinds of wonderful,

Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,

As a gift from above.

And we feel we''re surrounded,

By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,

Their smiles bring the sun.


And they fill ho-hum moments,

With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,

Without any wings.

Blessing our lives,

With the most precious things.

Funny SMS Messages - Tera Fone Number Kya Hai

Jab load shedding ho out of control,

khirki darwaze khol ....

khirki darwaze khol...

Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol

Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Funny SMS Messages - char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Funny SMS Messages - MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,


Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...

Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .

Love SMS Messages - sumtymz itz harder

You got My love

You got My Promise

I'' ll be yours '' till the very end

Your my Swetheart

You''r my EVERYTHING.

Your the ONE I"m looking for

This LOVE is unconditional

This LOVE will never fate


LOVE is the meaning of you

Your my ALL

Here''s a Heart that says:

I am yours FOREVER....

Love SMS Messages - Most Relationships

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath

Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein

Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti

Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta

Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota

Friendship SMS Messages - The 10 Qualities Of

ik chota say sapna tha


us sapne mein koi apna tha

us apne mein kuch sakoon tha

jo zindagi ka junon tha

us junoon mein ek rahat thi

jo sirf teri chahat thi

us chahat mein ek andaz tha

jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha

us raaz mein ek khushbo thi

jo meri sooch ki justuju thi

us justuju mein ek hararat thi


jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi

us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha

k tou jo mere pass tha

us pass mein jo ek araam tha

woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha