Funny SMS Messages - Meaning of Marriage

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.

SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.

SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.

Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,

FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - ''kabi to hamari gali aao,,,

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.

2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Girl To Her Boy Friend :

(Bechara Mard)


Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,

agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,

aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

peeche chale to zan mured,

aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,

agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,

agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

ghar mein rahe to nakara,

bachon ko dantay to jabir,

na dantay to laperwah,


aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,

na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

.

.

Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

Funny SMS Messages - "Doctor, are you sure I

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:


President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Funny SMS Messages - Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H

An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."

Funny SMS Messages - Facebook Par Hum Larkey

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn

Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya

or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?

.

1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :

Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - If u r a chocolate

Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon

Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se

Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main

Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?

Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom

Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?

Funny SMS Messages - tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?

tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?

Teacher: Tum Badey


Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera

Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean

Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil

Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab


Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo

Tum n e Pehly Kbhi

Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Love SMS Messages - Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Love SMS Messages - Zindagi ki raah mein

On a dark and moonless night

I sit and close my eyes, imagine

your face, your touch, your kiss,

and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling

and glittering stars around me .

How lucky I am to have you, my love!

I do not need any light to see

as you are my light.

I Love You.

Funny SMS Messages - wish you a many many

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko

2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho

Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho

Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

Funny SMS Messages - Yaad hai ham pehle

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

Funny SMS Messages - girls remove their sandals

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti


by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,

kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.

Ik bat muje btla de tu,

us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,

kea hota hai tatti mein,

tatti ki lga dun dheri,

mein barish kr dun tati ki,

jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Whats difference

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..

Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.

Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..

Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..

2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,

"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"

Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Oye Ye Dekho

Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?

Yash raj says : DHOOM

After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai

Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again

Funny SMS Messages - Sender: SWEET +92??????????

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge

LADY: Ur honor plz let me go


i am a school teacher I am getting

late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.


Daughter: It''s mummy!

Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Ek Bar Terrorist

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe

k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana

rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya


Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe

ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr

dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,

bhook main zyada taqat hy.

Pichli bench se awaz ayi

Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Kuch door hamary

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai

ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai

mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

agr ap jete he to me hara nai

ye nq$h-e-drd k $e utr jae chere $e

mene abi apka gm dil $e utara nai

tere bin yun kt rahi driya-e-zindgi men

kshti bi he majhi bi hai, kinara nai

kr raka he ji$ne $are gar men ujala


an$u he mera ye koi tota hua tara nai

k$ko gle laga k royen namurad hm

i$ bhri dnia men apna koi $ara nai

marez-e-i$hq he tmanai khdk$hi ka ab

ghre hen dl k zkhm or koi chaara nahin

wo aa ke poonchh den aan$u hamari aankhon $e

itna bhi hamare haq mein na$eeb hamara nahin

itna he bd-na$eb “Memon“ ka ye jahan

lota he zindgi ne j$e maut ne mara na.....

Funny SMS Messages - karti ha meri bewi

*Some funny truth*

* shadi se pehle har aurat apne chehre se aadmi ka bheja kharab karti hai or shadi ke baad apni cooking se aadmi ka hazma.

*aurat apne future ki chinta jab tak karti hai jab tak ki shadi suda nahi hai,jabki aadmi apne future ki chinta shadi ke baad hi karta hai.

*aurat ko mard ke pichhe kabhi nahi bhagna chahiye,

kya pinjra bhi kabhi chuhe ke pichhe bhagta hai.

*hitlar ka kahna tha ki impossible kuch bhi nahi,

par mai kahta hu ki agar apme dum hai to ek hath me do tarbuj pakad ke dikhayiye.

*aurat ko kabu me rakhne ka ek hi tarika hai,

magar afsos ki wo tarika kisi mard ko nahi maloom.

*ramu ki biwi ko machchar aankh band kar ke katate hai kyuki wo bahut hi badsurat hai.

Funny SMS Messages - A woman met a man

It''s your birthday time again;

It''s true; there''s no denying,


Another year has come and gone;

You know that I''m not lying.

So for you, the birthday person,

Here''s what I want to say:

I hope this birthday''s the best one yet,

In every delightful way.

So happy birthday to you.

Have lots of birthday fun!

May your birthday wishes all come true,

Even if you have a ton.

Funny SMS Messages - Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar


4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht


3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - ek din me uske sath

ek din me uske sath

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - you are sweet cute

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - love knows no reasons

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Love SMS Messages - Kisi na kisipe aitbar

shikway bhi hazaron hain shikayat bhi bohat hai

iss dil ko magar uss say mohabat bhi bohat hai

aajati hai milnay wo tassavor main sar e sham

ek shaks ki itni si inayat bhi bohat hai

yeh bhi hai tamanna k usay dil say bhula dain

iss dil ko magar uss ki zaroorat bhi bohat hai

dekhain to zara pi k zeher e mohabbat

suna hai k iss zeher main lazzat bhi bohat hai

Funny SMS Messages - some interesting one

some interesting one

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one

;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them

:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder

;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it

:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?

:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin

;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

:)

Funny SMS Messages - Husband & wife

jab hamare sar per baal hote thay

hum babar ali se ziada bakamal hote thay

patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya

main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya

angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah

qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya

23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay

aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay

ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai


baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - 3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K

Write An Essay On

“My Friend”

5 Times. . .

Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.

Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,

Master:KYUN?

Student:Sir [...]''

Funny SMS Messages - Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Funny SMS Messages - faqeer1 rupay ka s

''Raton ko uth kar,

Khayalon se ho kar,

Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,


Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar

Daman phe''la kar

Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.

Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,

SANAM mangta hon,

JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,


Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN

ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy

Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf

"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

Funny SMS Messages - Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,


but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”..:-P

Funny SMS Messages - kameeni msg padhne wala

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Funny SMS Messages - "ABEY OYEEEEE"

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Funny SMS Messages - The Cube of 2 is 8

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine''s Day

Basant

23rd March

14 August

Eid Ul Fitr

Eid ul Azha

Frndship Day


Mother, Father

Dadi, Dada

Nana, Nani

Children''s Day

Happy B''day

365 Gud Mornings

Aftr Noons, Evenings''

& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi

Hota Mujh Se


Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna

Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Break Up SMS Messages - Un $e door jane ka

Chalo Ik Basar Phir Sy Ajnabi Bann Jaen Hm Donoo
Nah Mein Tm Say Koi Umeed Rakhoon Dilnawazi Ki
Na Tm Meri Taraf Dekho Galaat ANdaaz Nazroon Sy
Na Meray Dil Ki Dharkan Larkharaey Meri Baton Sy
Na Zaher Ho Tmhari Kashmakash Ka Raaz Nazron Sy
Tmhain Bhe Koi Uljhan Rookti Hai Paish Qadmi Sy
Mujhay Bhe Loog Kehtay Hain K Ye Jalwaay Paraaey Hein
Meray Hamraah Bhe Ruswaiyan Hain Meray Maazzi Ki
Tmharay Saath Bhe Gozri Hoe Raton K Saaaey Hain
Ta”Aruf Roug Ho Jaey Tu Usko Bhoolna Behtar
Ta”Aluq Roug Ban Jaey Tu Usko Toorna Acha
Wo Afsana Jisay Anjaam Taak Lanaa Nah Hoo Mumkin
Uasay Ik Khoobsorat Mour Day K Bhooolnaa A6ha
Chalo Ik Baar Phir Se Ajnabi Bun Jaen Hm Dono.

Funny SMS Messages - 100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Shayiri chor kar pakoray

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.

Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,

More Degrees But Less Common Sense,

Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,


Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,

High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

Love SMS Messages - BELIEVE IT OR NOT

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more

Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you

Every time I think about you I feel like dreaming about you

Every time I think about myself I feel that I am incomplete

Yes, I am incomplete without your love


Fill my heart with your love, I love you, I just love you!

Love SMS Messages - An Act Ov LUV That

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Friendship SMS Messages - Good Friends Are

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain

Happy Pakistan Day

Long Live Pakistan

‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’

There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…

Funny SMS Messages - LXS 2154

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.

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