Funny SMS Messages - G-Ghost I

A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....

Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim

"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :

The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad

But

What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,


Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - U r Very special 4 me.

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn


It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse

Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball


Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff

Off d Ceiling "

Funny SMS Messages - GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Arz kiya hai

Sms dosto ko itne kiye


k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aam ZindAgi

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

she:do you want me 2 leave?

He: No! don’t even think about it

She: do you love me ?


He:ofcourse! over n over!

She:have u ever cheated on me?

He:No!y r u even asking?

She:will u go on wid me on picnic?

He:every chance I get!

She:will u hit me ?

He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!

She:can I trust u?

He:yes..

She: Darling!

After marriage…

Now simply read from bottom to top

Funny SMS Messages - Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.

Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.


Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.

Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?

Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Love is like a friendshi

Bachpan ke dukh bi kitne ache the,

tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the.

Wo khushiyan bi na jane kaise khushiyan thi,

titli ko pakad ke uchhla karte the.

Paoon maar ke khud barish ke pani mae,

apna aap bhigoya karte the.

Ab to ek aansu bi rusva kar jata hai,

bachpan mein to dil khol ke roya karte the.

Funny SMS Messages - Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,

A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,

In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too


For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

Funny SMS Messages - Pakitan Means In 2008

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Friendship SMS Messages - A friend is a person

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena

Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!

Love SMS Messages - Or hon gay woh

You’re There For Me When I’m Lost

You’re There For Me At Every Cost

You’re There For Me Through Snow And Rain


You’re There For Me When I’m In Pain

You’re There For Me To Heal My Cut

You’re There For Me No Matter What

You’re There For Me Like An Angel From Above

To Watch Over Me And Teach Me How To Love

Funny SMS Messages - Teri Maa Ki

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on

top of Ur alarm clock wl

prevent U from rolling over

n going back to sleep

after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?


Smash Ur Thumb with a

Hammer n U wl 4get abt

the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure

Sufferers:

Simply cut Urself n bleed

for a few minutes, thus

reducing Pressure in

Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?


Take a large dose of

Jamal-Gota then U wl b

afraid to cough ... ;)

Friendship SMS Messages - Tu door hai mujh

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,


That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,

Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,

Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,

Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.

Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

Love SMS Messages - If Bird Fell In Love

I love u more than any thing in this universe,

I love u more than my soul.

I m nt interested in ur beauty

bt


I love ur thoughts, ur nature, the moments when r along wd me.

I love ur smile, the thing I care most.

The words which I m going to say are not imaginary,

"Be mine Janu"

Funny SMS Messages - Banta ask santa: what will you

You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care

For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See

Funny SMS Messages - Impact of Movies:

Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri

Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri

Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye

Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye

Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna

In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna

Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye

Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .

Friendship SMS Messages - a True Friend Is

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!

GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.

All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Kese Batayen Ap

Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Love SMS Messages - Luving has 2 phases

Together You and I

Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .

Together You and I

Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Moon Smile. . .


Together You and I

Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .

Together You and I

Can Make The Rain Fall. . .

Because Our Love Is Special

And Together We Have It All . .

Funny SMS Messages - Har sawal say dut ker larna,

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?

Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.

2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye


Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

Khuda Qasam

Pese Ka Gam Nai,

Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K

KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

Funny SMS Messages - Thandi hai CoFFe

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,


maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - U know my engagemnt is fixed

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.

Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.

Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.

Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.

Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.

Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr

03216307893

Ziada easy load krwata hay.


Best of luck... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...

chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar

Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-

Funny SMS Messages - Teachr : Tumhari Writing

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll

b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !


Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Human brain is the most

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,


kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - First Week :

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

Love SMS Messages - That i have you

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;

Those Eyes that I see you batting away,

Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,


When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Funny SMS Messages - 1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,

Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.

Funny SMS Messages - pics 2 her Dad:D

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi

RS 400000 - jwellery


Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme

...

Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper

RS 20 - Notery

RS 50 - varmaala

RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Funny SMS Messages - Woh hamein dekh ker

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1

Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia

Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao

Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye

Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo

Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U

Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi

Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Bus itna he kaha tha

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

Funny SMS Messages - Definition Of A Professor ... !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

MAY YOU HAVE MANY MORE

AS MANY AS STARS IN THE SKY

AS MANY AS DROPS IN THE RAIN

AS MANY AS ELEMENTS OF SAND IN THE DESERT

AS MANY AS DEW DROPS IN THE MORNING

AS MANY AS WAVES IN TH SEA

AS MANY AS FLOWERS IN THE WORLD

SO

AS A WHOLE

YOU LIVE MANY CENTURIES

AND EVERY CENTURY HAS 10000 YEARS(AAMEEEEEN)

HAVE A NICE DAY

BE HAPPY ALWAYS

Love SMS Messages - Rishtay jo pyar ke thay

Jaise chahte hain hum unhe,

vo bhi humein chahein to kya baat hogi !

Paane ka armaan to hai,

bin maange mil jaaye to kya baat hogi !

Is dil mein pyaar hai kitna,

vo jaan le to kya baat hogi !

Humne manga hai unhe khuda se,

vo bhi humhe maang le to kya baat hogi

Funny SMS Messages - koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Funny SMS Messages - ''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,

aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,

Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,

sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"

Funny SMS Messages - Mother: David, come her

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Funny SMS Messages - REPORTER: Laaluji, t

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..