Funny SMS Messages - Dost dousre se

A msg for all the students

of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through

so many strikes and holidays,


last year.

So, to cover-up that all the students

must hav to convince

our skools admin team to

open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)

Funny SMS Messages - Once A Few Hairs

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.


I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!

I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pyar K Season

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha

Police Aagai

To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya

Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho

Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon

Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,

Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Sweet friendship sms

Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,

bright enough to conquer

the darkness of broken heart,

bringing sunshine to the soul,

making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,


a special blessing from above,

bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,

making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,

a gift of joy,

leaving behind a smile

and erasing all traces of woe,

making everything seem shiny and new.

Funny SMS Messages - Fone Number

Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!

Batao kyun???

-

Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"

Love SMS Messages - To kya hua aj agr wo mere saath nai h!

once a blind girl loved a boy
on 14th feb... boy proposed the grl
she refused saying '''''i havent seen you yet
firstly i would see u than mary''''

suddenly one day some one donated her eyes
she saw the boy
he was also blind she refused again n said ''HOW I SHALL MARRY YOU.,.,.,.YOU ARE BLIND''

the boy wd broken heart went saying
OK LOVE!TAKE CARE PF MY EYES"""""

Friendship SMS Messages - friendship

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship

Funny SMS Messages - I am the ninth letter

Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
.
.
.
.
phr yay kon hai???
(\./)
/.”.)”^——;”;
\,,/”(gulabo)\
…….//\\ //\\

Friendship SMS Messages - sur ha na taal ha

One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,

at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories

Friendship SMS Messages - Our friends are

is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn

Funny SMS Messages - Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her

"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed


After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Funny SMS Messages - How will a compute

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Love SMS Messages - Aankh Bhar aayi hai

Khafa Na Raha Karo Her Waqt
Hansa Bhi Karo Kisi Waqt
Jab Dil Ki Dhaleez Per Ahat Hoti
Hai
To Tare Ane Ka Andesha Hota
Hai Her Waqt
Jab Zindagi Hans K Milti Hai
To Tera Chehra Nazar Ata Hai
Us Waqt
Jab Gam Ka Badal Umadta Hai
To Teri Yad Stati Hai Us Waqt
Jab Tare Jane Ka Lemha Ata Hai
To Dil Bohat Tarapta Hai Us
Waqt

Love SMS Messages - Remember me like pressed

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Love SMS Messages - 2 Teardrops Were

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself.

But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires;


To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.

To know the pain of too much tenderness.

To be wounded by your own understanding of love;

And to bleed willingly and joyfully.

Funny SMS Messages - dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .

1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..

2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..

3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..

4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..

5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p

Funny SMS Messages - ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Love SMS Messages - Unke Ikrar Ka Intezar Hai

That Smile that comes on your face so sudden,

So sweet that I can almost taste;

Those Eyes that I see you batting away,


Makes me forget my haste.

That Hair that you run your fingers through,

So deep and dark like a Raven;

With all that in mind, how can I forget you,

When ‘tis you where I find my heaven.

The way you Laugh at a single joke,

It sounds like the Tinkle of a bell;The cent of you after a shower,

for which I thank God that in love with YOU I fell

Love SMS Messages - I''m so tired but I

Gulshan ki tarah muje mehkaya karo tum
Din dhal jaye to raat ki rani ban jaya karo tum
Muje Tanhaion say bohat khouf aata hay
R kuch nahi to mera saya hi ban jaya karo tum
Tera Firaq muje khud say b begana karta hay
Khawab main b na apna daman churaya karo tum

Funny SMS Messages - GREAT INDIANS:

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(

Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)


Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)


Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)

Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)

Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Funny SMS Messages - 1 medical student

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is not something that

Friendship is not something that

Friendship is not something that is

written on paper,

because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be

written on a rock,


for even a rock can break. But

It is written on the heart of a

person,

and it stays there forever.

Birthday wishes and blessings are

coming your way, my friend!

Funny SMS Messages - Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,

larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,

larka mohabbat k SMS deta,

larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,

larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,

milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,


RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,

Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.

Funny SMS Messages - Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Arz kiya hai

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn


hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''1 billi chohe ko

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:

"Of course Im

Proud Tht U Inventd

Electric Bulb. Nw Turn

It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"

"Its Ur Senior Picture,

Can''t U Do Someting

Abt Ur Hair?

Styling Gel, Mousse


Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:

"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?

Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball

Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:

"Cant U Paint On Walls

Like Other Kids? Do

U''ve Any Idea How Hard

It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff


Off d Ceiling "

Love SMS Messages - COURT ORDER

A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be himself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love himself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart.

~Author Unknown

Funny SMS Messages - question paper in year 2020

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.

College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga

Lekin eik khubsorat larki


Ro rehi thi

Eik sir ny pocha

''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?

Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya

Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..

Funny SMS Messages - U look sweet when

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got

Up Vry Erly In d

Morning Since Its

Impossible 2 See

Anything


He Wantd 2 Pass His

Time

He Found A Sack Full Of

Small Stones

He Began Tossing Them

Into The River

At Last Whn He Was Left

Wid One Stone To Toss

The First Stroke Of

Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He

Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That

He Had Thrown A Sack

Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :

Never Get Up Early In

The Morning ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,

Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,

Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,

Magar

Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,

Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,

Waise,


Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain

OK

"Aana Zar0or"

Funny SMS Messages - a stupid guy:

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.


Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.

Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?

Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya

to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Science Teacher :

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:

People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:

My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:

Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:

No, He Always Minded His Own Business

Sad SMS Messages - A Very Sad Quote

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - eXams are there,

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.