Funny SMS Messages - Singer To His Neighbor:

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his


mother

in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I''m having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

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"Then why did you eat him?"

Funny SMS Messages - aata hy yaad humain

aata hy yaad humain

Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,


Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,

Wo Kaminapan Krna,

Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,

Wo Bachiyan Phansana,

Wo Hasna Hasana,

Wo C-View Jana,

Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,

Wo Logo Ki Hatana,

Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana

Burns Road Jana,


Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,

Wo Paise Urana,

Na Wo Din Hain

Na Ratain,

Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->

Love SMS Messages - 10 signs of u

Hold your loved ones close today.

Whisper in their ear.

Tell them that you love them

And that you''ll always hold them dear.

Take time to say "I''m sorry, please

forgive me"

"Thank you" or "it''s okay".

And if tomorrow never comes,

You''ll have no regrets about today

Love SMS Messages - I m going to write on

Don''t find love, let love find you.

That''s why it''s called falling in love

because you don''t force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Once you accept someone for who and what


they really are, they will surprise you

by being better than you ever expected.

LOVE is loving/accepting a person with all

his/her strength and weaknesses.

Love SMS Messages - love is a divine

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there

Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more

Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you

Every time I think about you I feel like dreaming about you

Every time I think about myself I feel that I am incomplete

Yes, I am incomplete without your love

Fill my heart with your love, I love you, I just love you!

Friendship SMS Messages - Im not your friend

A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate


that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world

if we didn''t have a friend.

Funny SMS Messages - Simple But Effective

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Love SMS Messages - Love means

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Funny SMS Messages - ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy

Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi


CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,

na Paani, na Gas,

na Aata, na Cheeni,

So plz no tension,

Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

Love SMS Messages - If you want the

kro tu kis k lye akhir malal uska.

usy nahi tu mujhe bhi nahi khyal uska,

meri wafa ne banaya he bewafa usko,

kisi ada par nahi hai kamal uska,

mere naseeb ki yeh bhi tu khush naseebi hai,

k mujhe ko dekh kar sub pochty hain haal uska,

yehi dua me karo har baras k pehle din,

mere bagher ne guzry koi b saal uska,

mere urooj ko us k naseeb me likh dy,

khuda-e-paak mujhe sounp dy zawaal uska

Love SMS Messages - tarap

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...

Funny SMS Messages - ab pesh hai bushb

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.

kuch din bad babies niklay.

pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.

dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.


tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Funny SMS Messages - PPP New Slogen

IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...

Funny SMS Messages - Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

Funny SMS Messages - Dil diya tha MOHABBT

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

Funny SMS Messages - devil

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :


"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!

Because,

In AFRICA,

people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

Funny SMS Messages - Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Teacher: Tum Badey

Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera


Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean

Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil

Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab

Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo

Tum n e Pehly Kbhi

Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

Love SMS Messages - LOVE IS LIKE A SEA

Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu

Mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu

Kuch toh wajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki

Mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu

Every second Allah remembers you,

Every minute Allah Bless You,

Every hour Allah cares for you because...

Every day I pray Allah to take care Of You.

Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,

Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...

Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,

Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai...

Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti

Toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti


Kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti

Toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti

Funny SMS Messages - Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?

News reporter:


KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Funny SMS Messages - Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Why Pakstanis are easy to identify?

1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

4. Chldren have names rhyming

5. Talk for an hour at the gate when leaving somebody''s house

6. Keep leftover food in fridge

7. You live wth your parents even when you are 40 years old

8. Don''t use measure cups when cooking

9. Bedsheets on sofas to keep them away from getting dirty

10. Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control :D

Funny SMS Messages - An unmarried girl''s request

THE NEWS


14 Aug 2020

Headline News

PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher asks students.

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,

Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,

Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,


Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,

Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,

Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,

Wife is earth quake…:p

Funny SMS Messages - A Friend Gives A Barrel Full

New Economic Lingo -


Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief

Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate

Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -

The Art Of Buying

Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -

Idiot Who Just


Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An

Archaic Word No

Longer In Use ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &

Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu

Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main

Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun

tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu

shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu


tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kia ha..

Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?

Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..

Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?

Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?

Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?

Younus khan


Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Funny SMS Messages - film actress meera yesterday screamed

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar


4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht


3. Gaarhi

4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Love SMS Messages - Love is the expression

The Greatest Mistake In Love Is Trying To Possess It

It’ll Spill Out OF Hand Just Like Water

Love Will Retrive From You If You Demand, If You Expect

Love Is Meant To Be Free, You Cannot Change Its Nature

If There Are People You Love, Allow Then To Be Free Beings.


Give, But Don’t Expect.

Advice, But Don’t Order

Ask, Never Demand . . .

Sad SMS Messages - k yakeen mEIn badlaY mEra ghumaan. . .

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher:Whats ur name?

Teacher:Whats ur name?

Teacher:Whats ur name?

Boy:Tata Indicom


Techer:What can you read?

Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me

Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?

Boy:Spice hai to life hai

Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?

Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me

teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao

Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?