Funny SMS Messages - ik admy anpe ghar

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Funny SMS Messages - Purana Loha Becho

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy

Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn

Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn

Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn


Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy

Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki

Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.

Funny SMS Messages - 0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya


Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya

Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - This one is my first attempt.

on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda

Funny SMS Messages - Eq.1: study=dont fail

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In

Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans

Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe

Migraine, Sumtymz

Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll


b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b

Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !

Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri

"JAWANI" ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Our friendship is like

NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,

MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,

DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,

AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,

RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,

AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,

AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"

Funny SMS Messages - Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?

Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?

Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Funny SMS Messages - Garnal Major Ne

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,

Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)

N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Funny SMS Messages - interview 4 new admission

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Love SMS Messages - A bell is no bell

Everytime I look into your eyes, I fall in love again. I know that I''ve only known you for less than a tenth of my life, but I feel like I''ve known you since the dawn of time.

I''m never tire of looking at your pictures, reading your letters that you''ve written to me. All of these things keep me so happy and feeling so blessed that I have truly found the one person that I want to spend eternity with. You are the only person on earth that has ever been able to calm me down when I get worked up. Talking to you makes my day great.

Funny SMS Messages - Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

Funny SMS Messages - Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay


English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Friendship SMS Messages - Dost ek saahil hai

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your


"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your

Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her

Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n


not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Love SMS Messages - Socha yad na

Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy


Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - >Sbse Cool? +Aap Ho >Sbse Smart?

An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,

n I know that the time for me to leave is near.

I want u to inherit my farm,

includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!


I didnt know u even HAD a farm.

where is it?"

grandma replied,

"You can find it on my Facebook account.

Just click on Farmvil after login in

password: just4dori.. =P ;->

Sad SMS Messages - MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA

tu nay mujh say poocha hay, kay mein kesay rehta hon
yeh jo jalta dard sa hay, kesay usko sehta hon
sham dhalay dehleez pay bethay, kya tujhko ab bhi sochta hon
jab yad bikharnay lagti hay
aur sans attuknay lagti hay
jab sooraj gumm ho jata hay
aur chand bhi jalnay lagta hay
tu khud say poochnay lagta hon
yeh mein kesay rehta hon, dard ko kesay sehta hon.
mein kuch easay rehta hon

Friendship SMS Messages - To Meet A F.R.I.E.N.D

When you feel that

Someone is taking your Place in

Your Bestfriend's Heart...

Never Say I'll never let Go Close to

My Bestfriend,

Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !


May You Reach More Milestone,

'n

Discover more friends in Upcoming

New Year.. !

Love SMS Messages - Utra hai mere dil

Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!

Love SMS Messages - Talaash karo koi

Dushman mere khusiyOn ka zamana hi nahi tha

Tum ne bhi kabhi apna to jana hi nahi tha

Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil

Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha

Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay


JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha

Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar

Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha

Aik rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha

Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha

Ab jhuk k mere lash ko jhinjhOr rahe ho

Jaise tumhare "SHAYAR" ko jana hi nahi tha

Love SMS Messages - Mohabbat Naam Hai

Love; someone who gives you a shoulder to cry on, someone to lean on. Someone who respects your need to be alone when you''re crying, though.

Good love; its when someone cares about you deeply, and when you''re crying, they make you laugh when you don''t even want to smile.

Great love; someone who physically wipes the tears away if you happen to be crying in front of them.

But true love...it knows. Its that person who notices your abscence, goes to find you, and when they find you, they don''t wipe the tears away...they kiss the tears away. They hold you, long and tight, until you fall asleep in their arms.

Funny SMS Messages - Always try 2 send nice

"students Vs teacherz"..

.

.

When We R in class, We R ''students'',

When They R in class, They R ''scholars''

When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''

When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''

When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''


When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''

When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''

.

.

Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?

Funny SMS Messages - V Like Each Other Bcz

1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
...
4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)

Funny SMS Messages - ''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off

Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Funny SMS Messages - Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R

Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Funny SMS Messages - We Have Been Listening :

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?


C : No, he is my room mate.

Love SMS Messages - Tujh pe likhna shuru

I Wish . . .

I wish I could see through your eyes

so I would know what you like to see.

I wish I knew your wishes,

so I could give you everything you want.

I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,

and together we could make them come true.

I wish I knew what makes you happy,

so I could make you the happiest person in the whole world.

And lastly, I wish I were a cell in your blood,

so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart

Funny SMS Messages - Camera man studio mein bachay se

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:

President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Funny SMS Messages - ''hum mast hain apni

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

.

.

JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - I Me Myself Yes

Tumharay naam likhta hoon....!!

Tumharay naam likhta hoon...!!
Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,
Wafaon ke massarat ke,
Dhadakte dil ke wo nagme,
Jo insano ki dharti par,
Har eek mausam me gaye hain !

Tumhare naam likhta hun,
Akhuwat aur ulfat ke,
Sadakat aur azmat ke,
Wo phoolon jaise afsane,
Jo iss duniyan me logon ne,
Sune hain aur sunaye hain !

Friendship SMS Messages - When Your

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,

Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,

kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,

Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,

NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,

Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,

Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko

badal lete hain,

Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

Funny SMS Messages - Tumse shadi kar k

If you are looking for Best April Fool SMS then your search ends here. april fool sms messages, april fool sms friendship, april fool sms jokes, hindi april fool sms, april fool sms text, free april fool sms, april fool sms collection, funny april fool sms, lawak april fool sms, april fool sms message, Just read the full collection of April Fool SMS.

Funny SMS Messages - Guest:

Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.

Funny SMS Messages - teacher sam you

How to irritate Bill Gates

* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.

* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.

* Beat his high score on Tetris.

* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.

* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."

* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.

* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.

* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.

* WWW him right in the dot-com.

* Two words: Dork tax.

Funny SMS Messages - apni biwi ko 100 ap

(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.

Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

Funny SMS Messages - Karate is a form of martial arts

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Friendship SMS Messages - I may have forgotten

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Funny SMS Messages - aisa hai dostana ham

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.

One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?

Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old

Man - How can you tell so accurately?

Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Funny SMS Messages - Old man walkng on

jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....

teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...

udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>

Funny SMS Messages - admi malik makan say;ap k maka

A Parody Of Zong Song

Enjoy Krte Raho


Tv Dekhte Raho

Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me

To Cheatng Karte Raho

Pass Hote Raho

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run