Funny SMS Messages - Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

Sad SMS Messages - Roz

her saal jaunary,
humain kuch sapnay dikhati hai,
jis ko poora kernay main,
december aa pohanchta hai,
zindagi aur akheer bi mano,
umer kay january aur december hain,
zindagi ki january bi jo khwab dikhati hai,
admi umer ber un ko poora kerta rehta hai,
aur umer ka december aan pohanchta hai,
aur saal ki terha,
saans bi khutum ho jati hai...

Funny SMS Messages - nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?

No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Love SMS Messages - We are all a little

A Loving Relationship Is One

In Which The Loved One Is Free To Be Himself -


To Laugh With Me, But Never At Me;

To Cry With Me,

But Never Because Of Me;

To Love Life, To Love Himself,

To Love Being Loved.

Such A Relationship Is Based Upon

Freedom And Can Never

Grow In A Jealous Heart.

Funny SMS Messages - Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?

1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.

3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.

4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;

Funny SMS Messages - Movie titles related to eng students:

This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,

written by an African child:

When i born, i black.

When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.


When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.

And u White fellas:

When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,

But u call me colored . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Fr!eNdSh!p

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always

rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true


friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Love SMS Messages - zindagi ke har

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - W O M E N

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about your past, you can"t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Funny SMS Messages - Arz kia ha

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK

Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,

Tijori Par Likha Tha..

" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,

452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "

Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.

Jate waqt chor malik se bola..

"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - A Friend Is A Sweet

Just like a rose. So precious and rare .


Is the forever friendship the two of us share.

Planted with kindness it''s warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.

laughter and fun .

It''s grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .

With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .

Like dew.

Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart''s garden.

We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty unsurpassed,our friend''s a flower that will always last.

Funny SMS Messages - PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.

.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.

.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??

THE story behind the fact......

Two birds went to the theatre.

One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,

So they had to give it a spare row.

Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.

Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore

4 crore retired

3 crore in state govt don''t work

2 crore in school


2 crore under 5 year

2 crore unemployed

2 crore house wives

99,99,998 are any time in jail.

The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Aur barbad hogya

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

Funny SMS Messages - Actually I wanted

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Friendship SMS Messages - if u trust someone

Friendship isn''t about "i m sorry"

its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"

its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"

its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"

its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"

its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->

Love SMS Messages - Raat ko pocha mujse

Uss k honton ka tabassum rahay qayaim “YA RUB”

Uss k jeevan main khushiyon ka basaira ker day…

Tu meri “KARB” ki raaton ko bhalay khatam na ker,

Uss ke her shaam k aakhir mai “SAWAIRA” ker day.

Uss k “DIL” k kisi konay main jaga day mujh ko…

Uss ki “AANKHON” ko meray sapnon say khaira ker day

Yeh meray dil ki dua hay “MERA MOLA SUN LAY”…

Saaaari duniya say chupa ker “USSAY MERA KER DAY”

Sad SMS Messages - A Very Sad Quote..

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Funny SMS Messages - Why Did Lady Throw

Poem On Ash

Sexy aunty on the floor,


Ash is not as before,

The one we used to adore,

The sweet lady from mangalore,

Now she''s a big bore,

Played around with four,

Screwed them for sure,

Drowned them and came ashore,

Vivek was burnt to the core,

Salman gave him a call of roar,

Then stepped through amitabh''s door,


She knew he scores in crore,

Abhishek is for sure,

Dil mange more,

God knows whats more in aunty''s store.

CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?

10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…

1.SAVE TIME.

2. CAN SLEEP WELL.

3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…

4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…

5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…

6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…

7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…

8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.


9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…

10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?

BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….

SO BE AWARE OF LOVER

Funny SMS Messages - Panni ko ullu bna dia

!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!

Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes


1st Prize: Cancer

2nd Prize: Kidney Diease

3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..

Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut

Funny SMS Messages - Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Friendship SMS Messages - Friendship is sweet

F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always

rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,

your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give


you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time

it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true

friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

Love SMS Messages - There''s a love that

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora Sharma Jao ~~
~ Sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

Funny SMS Messages - I don''t understand

Uthamam dadadath padham,


.

.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Uthamam dadadath padham,

.


.

.

madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,

kanishtam thur thuria padham,

sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - New Punishment for mobile uSers.

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

Love SMS Messages - Ounce in a while

--until your car or home is paid off

--until you get a new car or home

--until your kids leave the house

--until you go back to school

--until you lose ten pounds

--until you gain ten pounds

--until you finish school

--until you get a divorce

--until you get married


--until you have kids

--until you retire

--until summer

--until spring

--until winter

--until fall

--until you pass away...

There is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

So -- work like you don''t need money, Love like you''ve never been hurt, And dance like no one''s watching.


U live …u die …u learn something..

Love SMS Messages - I MISS YOU in every

I want to lie with you in green pastures,

Swim with you in fresh, blue water.

I want to hold you until all times end,

I want to know you forever and be your friend.

Love me will you, this I ask,

Open up to me and take off your mask.

Kiss me, love me, my love for you never dies

Like a candle that never goes out,

My love for you burns on and on.


Please say yes as I ask you this,

Sweet angel of God, pure precious dove,

Will you marry me my love?

Love SMS Messages - Beautiful Lines

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Funny SMS Messages - Agar koi app

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."

The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....

Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

Friendship SMS Messages - One True Slogen

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &

Eating

- Spending For Friends

& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is


Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid

Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our

Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With


Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Love SMS Messages - Tu Nahi Hai To

let
“me‚
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()‚‚() ()‚()
( ,o ) ( o,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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I'm giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Funny SMS Messages - Santa found answer

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:

* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.

* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.

* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.

* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.

* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

Funny SMS Messages - Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing

"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"