Funny SMS Messages - Main Agar Kahon

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"

Ufone: "Tm b tou do"

Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"

Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per

12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in

yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

Funny SMS Messages - If U''re Not Using Your Smile

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar


Se Ja Raha Tha,

Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K

Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?

K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or

Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt

Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

Love SMS Messages - i think ther is a lot i

"I''ll give you the moon at night

I''ll give you star that lights your eyes


I''ll give you the sun that made just one more dawn

So another day may come

I''ll give you my heart and soul

I''ll be there to catch you when you fall

When you ask me what I give to you

Girl I''ll give it all"

Marry Me Sweetheart

Funny SMS Messages - in soft gleaming nig

(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

Asli SMS Ki

Pehchan

Apun ka sms

Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutabiq.

Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye,

Tabyat zyada bor ho to hamare Num

Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS

or1000 Rs. Mai 1 saal tk sms


Receve Karen

Shukria:-)

Love SMS Messages - Love doesn''t grow

If its bcoz of her eyes or her Lips or her great luks its not LUV....Its LUST

If bcoz of her intelligence or insight about Life its not LUV....Its ADMIRATION

If its bcoz she cries everytime u try to leave its not LUV....Its PITY


If its bcoz she makes u lose ur concentration and slip its not LUV....Its INFATUATION

LUV is when u dont knw y u seem to be attracted to a person..

LUV has its reason and that reason is meant to b unknown...........

Funny SMS Messages - Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth

A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.

3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.

4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.


And Most Significantly !

5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Love SMS Messages - Khaber he kaha thi k tum sy itni Muhabt ho jayie

Farq sirf itna sa hai, US ki doli uthi meri maiyat uthi,

phool US per bhi they, phool mujh per bhi they,

mehfil wahan bhi thi , log yahan bhi the,


Un ka hansna wahan, in ka rona yahan,

sahelian us ki bhi thin, dost mere bhi they,

Do qul US k perhey, do qul mere perhey,

Qazi udher bhi tha, moulvi idher bhi tha,

WOH saj k gaya, mujhe sajaya gaya,

WOH uth k gaya, mujhe uthaya gaya,

Farq sirf itna sa hai usey APNAYA gaya, mujhe DAFNAYA gaya........

Love SMS Messages - I Have Decided To Stick

zindagik kisi mor per khud ko tanha na samajhna,me tere sath hun apne se juda na samjhna,me tujhse jan se bad kar pyar karta hun,meri muhabbat ko bura na sajhna,tum phuloon ki tarah khubsurat ho,masoom ho,dekho meri is tareef ko bejaan na samjhna,umar bher tera sath dene ka wada kiya he,zindagi ne agar sath na diya to bewafa na samjhna,ab b tune mere pyar ko thukraya sanam,ise mera muqaddar jan na apni khata na samjhna..

Funny SMS Messages - Open with Love. Kuch kehna hai apse

New rules of life for 2008

1. Haste Rehne ka.

2. Tension nai leneka.

3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive

4. Mast rehneka.

5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.

6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka

7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka

Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Love SMS Messages - MOHABBAT aankh

10 signs of u r in luv:

1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.

2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.

3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.

4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.

6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.

7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself

wen u think abut her/him.

8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.

9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him

dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.

10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on ur mistake.

Ha ha pakade gye!!

I cum 2 know u r in luv.

u got lost thinking abt him/her.

Funny SMS Messages - Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Friendship SMS Messages - If We Would Build

When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,

That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,


Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,

Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,

Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.

Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.

Love SMS Messages - Wo ojhal meri nigahon se ka

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se ka

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy

Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein

Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain

Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir

Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko

Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy

Funny SMS Messages - there is nothing to

Arz kiya hai

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Sms dosto ko itne kiye

k jeet gay SMS k race

Mobile bhi unka pareshn

hoke kehne lga,

NO SPACE

NO SPACE

NO SPACE.........;->

Funny SMS Messages - _.-"-._ / === [ {@ @} ]

Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.

One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?

Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old


Man - How can you tell so accurately?

Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.

Funny SMS Messages - A Boy Wantd 2

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,

Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..

Friendship SMS Messages - when u r sad

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY

Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K

Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY

Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY

Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE

Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO

My response like Warid,

WE CARE

Funny SMS Messages - Dost Mere Marne K baad

Re-Remix of "Maujaan

He Maujaan"

Judge Sarey Judge

Sarey Nikal Gaye,

Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk

Wich Bikhar Gahe,

Bugti Nu Marrya,

Bhutoo Nu Marrya,

Kam Dikha K Musharaf

Nikal Gaya,

Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,

Sham Savery Hun

Faujaan E Faujaan,

Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E


Faujaan.;->

Funny SMS Messages - A Boy Was Following A Girl,

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:

* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.

* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.

* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.

* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.


* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

Funny SMS Messages - PathAn KA Interview

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Love SMS Messages - Lonely

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,

Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki

us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega

Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega

Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai

kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Friendship SMS Messages - JAB HO ZARURT TO

DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”

Funny SMS Messages - Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Love SMS Messages - With every cut

Main agar Tumhain jo Sanwar dun..
Tumharey
Roz-O-Shab ko Nikhar dun..
Mera Haath tham K EHAD do.
Mujey apny DiL ma rakho gay Tum..
Tumhain is Qadar jo Main Piyaar dun..
K Zindgi hi Haar dun..
To batao na…?
Mery bad bhi…
Yehi EHAD apna Nibhao gay…?
Ya K Muj ko BHooL hi jao gay.

Funny SMS Messages - DARD NAK KAHANI.

Memon ka beta:

abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :

Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Funny SMS Messages - Dentist Ki Beti

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very


HAPPY NEW YEAR

Valentine''s Day

Basant

23rd March

14 August

Eid Ul Fitr

Eid ul Azha

Frndship Day

Mother, Father

Dadi, Dada


Nana, Nani

Children''s Day

Happy B''day

365 Gud Mornings

Aftr Noons, Evenings''

& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi

Hota Mujh Se

Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna

Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

MONEY:

Workers earn it,

Spendthrifts burn it,

Bankers lend it,

Women spend it,

Forgers fake it,

Taxes take it,


Dying leave it,

Heirs receive it,

Thrifty spend it,

Misers crave it,

Robbers seize it,

Rich increase it,

Gamblers lose it.......... ......

I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

Funny SMS Messages - Meaning of PAKISTAN

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...

O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Bijli hun main bijli hun,

WAPDA ki main titlee hun,

1 ghanty k liye aati hun

2,2 ghanty jati hun,

0oper pankha rukta hy,


Neeche Munna rota hy,

Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,

Bijli us ko tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi kaali

Bijli hy nakhron waali...

Brought u by: WAPDA

Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D

Love SMS Messages - Dhala din

Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...

Funny SMS Messages - All Schools, Colleges and Universitie

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen

1- Peela (Yelow)

2- Hara (Green)

3- kala (ßlack)

4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein

1. Kheery k ßeech

2. Kuti Huwi Mirch

3. Rol Huwe Timatar

4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain

1, Cheel (Eagle)

2, Saanp (Snake)

3, ßhoot (Ghost)

4, Dinasour

etc...

Types Of POTI

1. Patla Dast

2. Sakht

3. Gaarhi


4. Sookhi

5. Jelly

6. Oily

Info Collected ßy

(Wiliam POti)

Funny SMS Messages - ejaad main farq

Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun

Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K

Farishta: Hisaab Shoru

Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai

Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya

Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya


Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho

Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya

Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun

Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...

Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?

Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J

Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,

Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!

Funny SMS Messages - girls

Height Of Cowardice:

2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

Height Of Helplessmess:

Receiving No Sms For A Weak

Height Of TimePass:

A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf

Height Of Achievement:

A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply

Height Of Expectation:


Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

Height Of Having No Work:

U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->

Funny SMS Messages - a mothers love y

What Happens To A

Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein

Tha Wo Matric Mein

Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha

Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya

Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha

Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - To b a "Good

A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,

N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)

...She Replied: "Of course Not.."


...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught

On 10th floor by another Boy,

He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"

"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!

He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;

When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:

"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:

''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->