Love SMS Messages - Agar Mujhese Mohabat

,,MeRa NaaM LeNa,,

jab kabhi udaas hona,-

-jab kabhi naashaad hona,

our meri judaai ka sadma sehna,

tum kisi se kabhi mat kehna,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

jab kabhi meri yaad aaye,

tarap milne ki dil mein jagaaye,

tanhaai mein yaa mehfil mein sataaye,


our iss halat se tu tang aa jaye,

tab,

jaan gee

tum kisi se kbhi mt kehna ,

keh tum ko mare bin nahi rehna,

bas aankhein mond lena,

our pyaar se mera tasuwar karna,

our phir dhare se pyaar se Mera nam lena,

Funny SMS Messages - Sheikh Sb on death

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Funny SMS Messages - GIRL: If U will try 2

''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,

pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,

shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,

kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,

ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,

sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,

dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,

faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,


Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,

star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''

Naughty SMS Messages - WIFE SMS

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.

Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,

Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.

Ge0 pakistani students . .

Friendship SMS Messages - Crazy Days

We Make So Many Friends,

Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made

"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,

(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Wife: Suno G, Doctor

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..

Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.


Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.

Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Funny SMS Messages - Jo Ho Gaya Wo Ho Gaya

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Funny SMS Messages - knock knock

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling

Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun

Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun

Lrki:Sub Keh Do

Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy

Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.

Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Funny SMS Messages - Young Son:

Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"

Funny SMS Messages - EveryOne Thinks

Movie titles related to eng students:

exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,


maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Funny SMS Messages - HumAyuN is very happy

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Friendship SMS Messages - Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt

When a Guy does Something


Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite

Lamp !!!

Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't

mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something

Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!

Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!


Boy : I can't believe you did this.

Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!

Stop making me feel Worse..!!

Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Friendship SMS Messages - True friend

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend

Request

it means she accepted Your

"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend

Request it means She wants to be your Friend

not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you

it means she wants to share her


Thoughts with You

'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status

it means She's just being Social 'n not

Flirting..

When She Like Your comment

it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Funny SMS Messages - ''OPEN WITH LOVE

Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba

Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat

par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee

to ladka bola.

"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".

Funny SMS Messages - Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.

.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

ye jo chappal main p

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai

.


.

.

ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Funny SMS Messages - ''jatay howay kuch

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

Love SMS Messages - You are worth the wait..

Usai Pata Hai Mujse Intzar Nahi Hota
Phr B Karwata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Tanhai Achi Nahi Lagti
Phr B Chor K Chala Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Wo Mere Jism-O-Jan Main Basta Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Mujhe Bhul Jata Hai
Usai Pata Hai Muje Usai Mohabbat Hai
Phr Bhi Wo Muje Satata Hai
Khud To Yad Karta Hai
Jbi Usko Bhulana Chahun Wo Yad Aa Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Satata Hai
Kbi Nafrat To Kbi Pyar Jatata Hai
Kehta Hai Dost Hai Hum
Phr Q Apni Mohbat Jatlata Hai
Wo Bohat Satata Hai
Izhar-E-Mohabat Main Wo Inkar Batlata Hai
Par Kehta Hai Wo Muje Bohat Chahta Hai
Jab Tanha Hota Hai Mere Pas Ata Hai
Muje Tanhaeyon Main Chor Jata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai
Wo Muje Bohat Yad Ata Hai

Funny SMS Messages - Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,

Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Friendship SMS Messages - When you feel that

Once In A While

We Meet Someone

Who Makes Us Feel So Good

Who Seems To Understand Us

In A Way Few People Could


Someone Who''s Truly Glad

For Us

When Things Are Going Well

Who''s Always There To Listen

When We Are Something

Now To Tell ...

Once In a While,

We Find Someone

On Who We Can Depend

I Know Because


I Found In You

A Truly Wonderful

F.R.I.E.N.D ... (''.'')

~EpPiE fRiEnDsHiP dAy~

Funny SMS Messages - Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?


Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Funny SMS Messages - sending birthday ble

Main kitna tum py marta hun,

Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,

Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,

Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,

Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,

Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,

Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,

Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,

Ae NEEND..!

Mujhy kuch krny Dy.

Funny SMS Messages - U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...

O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Pyar-Pyar-Pyar

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Funny SMS Messages - Sardar g:

Be-izzati No 1

1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam

Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Funny SMS Messages - Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

''Ladka bola :

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,

kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,


bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''

Funny SMS Messages - A punjabi women i

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.

So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?

Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?

Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?

Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,

Me or Teacher?:-)

Funny SMS Messages - W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi

Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi

Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi

Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat

Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Funny SMS Messages - tamam muslimz sy app

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

Funny SMS Messages - math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..

Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?


Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..

Funny SMS Messages - Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .

A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .

Funny SMS Messages - Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet

Hi, how r u?

he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?

well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?


No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.

There is an idiot in other toilet who is

answering my questions.. ;->

Funny SMS Messages - teri dosti ko me nib

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town Girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''

Friendship SMS Messages - Zarori nahi doston

Few Moments In

FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U

Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &


Eating

- Spending For Friends

& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s

Shoulder While Class Is

Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In

Happiness Or In A

Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid


Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our

Eyes On Seeing Tears In

Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With

Him Ending Up In More

Understanding .. (:

Funny SMS Messages - On Your Office Desk

"Aap Ki Kahani

Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy

Chalta Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,

Koi Manta Nhi Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,

Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag

Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,

Laagte Nhi Wo Alag

Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy


Call Nhi Krte Alag

Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki

Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag

Baat Hy ... ;-

Break Up SMS Messages - Tri yadon k bna

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota,

bay niazi $ay, magar kanptey awaz k $ath,


Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota,

younh be wajha bataney ki zarorat kiya thi,

Dam-e-rukh$at main, agar yaad na aaya hota,

Ho$la tujh ko na tha mujh $ay juda honay ka,

Warna kajol teri ankhon ka na phela hota,

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat $ay agar nafrat hai,

Tu nay hontoo ko larznay $ay too roka hota.....

Funny SMS Messages - ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia

On your birthday,

I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle

you freely dispense wherever you go,


how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.

Every birthday marks another year

of you radiating positive, happy energy,

contagious happiness

that infects all who come in contact with you.

May your next birthday find you the same--

glowing from within,

beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.

I feel blessed to know you.

Funny SMS Messages - Once a husband

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Love SMS Messages - Misunderstood

Tere ikhlas say mohabat ki hai

Tere ehsas se mohabat ki hay

Mana tu paas nahi hai phir bhi hum nay

Teri yaad se mohabat ki hai

Kabhi tu ne bhi mujhe yaad kia hoga


Mainay teri yaad k lamhaat say mohabat ki hai

Jin mein hoon sirf teri or meri batein

Meinay un auqaat say mohabbat ki hai

Or jo mehkay hoon sirf teri hi mohabat say

Meinay un jazbat say mohabat ki hay

Tujh say milna to ab khuwab sa lagta hai

Meinay tere intezar se mohabat ki hay

Funny SMS Messages - Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha

har shay ko kat dyta hy

Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag

jo lohe ko pighla deti hy

Aag se taqatwar hy Pani

Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy

Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa

Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy


Hawa se taqatwar hy

INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy

Insan se Taqatwar hy

Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy

preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har

preshani ko Kha jata hy

AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"

JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->

Funny SMS Messages - koun sa amal karega

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA


Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri

Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri

Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko

Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko

In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna

Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna

Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko

Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko

Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab

Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

Love SMS Messages - Uski Justuju

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,

I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,

Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,

But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,

You always have the key to my heart.

Love SMS Messages - When U Need

once a blind girl loved a boy
on 14th feb... boy proposed the grl
she refused saying '''''i havent seen you yet
firstly i would see u than mary''''

suddenly one day some one donated her eyes
she saw the boy
he was also blind she refused again n said ''HOW I SHALL MARRY YOU.,.,.,.YOU ARE BLIND''

the boy wd broken heart went saying
OK LOVE!TAKE CARE PF MY EYES"""""

Funny SMS Messages - Marriage Is When

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Ali''s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Ali''s.


S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Ali''s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Ali''s.

S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate.

Funny SMS Messages - 4 things boys do in exam hall

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,

Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?

Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,

Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,

Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!

Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.

Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,


Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,

Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,

Sada Muskurate Raha Karo

Funny SMS Messages - Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila


Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K

Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo

Kbhi Khatam Na Ho

1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya

Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi

Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes

Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?